Offal Poems - Poems about Offal

Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux revisited Upteenth instance where yours truly experienced assault upon hindquarters. A worse hellish fate than perdition and the closest in the throes of agonizing death scene rendition stabbing sphincter muscle spasms wrench yours truly analogous to contortionist, who presents convincing torturous scenario even absent primal screams readers or eavesdroppers envisioning his twisting and writhing as if body frankly...

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Thats offal! What is offal? I think this is Offal. Yeah it's Offal. Can we have more? Yeah ; but you know it's Offal. oh my God it's Offal. It sure is. It Sure is offal! Lady Meatus and Gent's Woman ate Offal. He caught de Bussy and went to get Offal. He like "em Offal. Offal, Offal man. ya'll know thats Offal. The Offal Mister Offal! That's ah Offal! Lady Meatus like ah Offal. Offal...

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ZGlance Phattey is a marvelous movie it has enough equal parts to balance even the most religious or anti religious person or people. People often get tired of the religious reasons for doing or not doing things. I heard "The Baronet and Knight were in dispute due to her belief in a non- sexual relationship be fore...

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Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... turgid song redux, a worse hellish fate than perdition really sucks As of early morning today - September 8th, 2022, I could not but barely move mine whole body felt analogous to sluggish mollusk frequent constipation found me doubled over in gastrointestinal agony as if elephant stomping on tummy or red livid with rage. I've re: created how bull heaver in fiber...

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Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux a worse hellish fate than perdition At least forty eight hour time span lapsed whereby big boy wanted to cry explaining how yours truly felt he would die an undertaking malaise found me experiencing physical duress vis a vis, a bowel movement, wherein waste unable to expel from the anus of this guy, which bout with rectal obstruction found me...

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Upon swallowing first or second named laxative or sprinkling Mix-in powder pack, within 8+ ounces of water, not aesthetically pleasing major drawback foisting human waste heavy as a full coalsack sometimes burned and scorched black movement came swift, on par how fast snaky Mister liquid Plumber doth attack obstructed potty bowl. Well now... monumental poetic challenge, I now craftily abbreviate (think clogged toilet synonymous with blockage) waste...

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Eviscerated, my offal, donated transplants. MagiCicada 13 Poetry Contest Sponsored by Maureen McGreavy 06/15/18...

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Offal As a member, a tiny speck, in and of this species, a mountainous pile - I do feel ( of human feces ) – is - so many, many times – how I am made to feel. Are the words, the thoughts, the feelings really real and are what is thought of, as the essence...

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Awful Offal O' inspiration, you wretched little whore Fickle as a feral cat Your siren song, a wailing howl Poison arid fellows, foul Luring lesser louts to shore Surviving yet another spat Rising higher than before No time to waste on lowly life Will not taste their bitter strife For the falcon feeds off of the rat...

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