Obese Poems - Poems about Obese

Holy, Holy, Holy Try Our Chicken Mole Eat and eat and eat and eat Until you're roly poly....

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It’s called, ’excessive fork to mouth disease’. Overeating too much of what we please. Sitting excessively on our derrière? Watching TV, or writing poetry with magical flairs? Lockdowns were absolutely no excuse. Blaming it on “Climate Change…”a bad joke and so incredibly obtuse. Get off our buttoxes and exercise at home. It’s OK, to leave your great, altar of the internet, alone! We...

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Look at that kindhearted gentleman: The most mature he gets, further "prominence", ...

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Oscar chomped chocolate Oreos and candy Opera cake and buns Oxford blue and oysters Oblivious that his Obsession with food risks Obesity for life Pleiades O Poetry Contest Sponsored by Kim Merryman 6 per line checked with HMS 05/03/21...

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Why am i so fat Sorry obese You ask Because i cannot simply find a single person willing to share A crumb or slice of my humble pie with me Everybody must be on the humble diet...

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My old Aunt Neva Loved to shop In the 3-7-9 store For small-girl outfits To wear on her arms....

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Worst Enemy Finally identified my enemy He has been there for years Much to worry about He is kind and won't let me be. Undisciplined I guess He knows my weakness Uses them as a master Like a game of chess. Day after day Night after night A security system Can’t keep him at bay. The power to win Cannot come from within It has to be powerful Enough to quit...

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Enough of being lazy all these years, Get up and just do it! It’s time to move your soul, Get up and just do it! Take your clothes off, And look yourself in the mirror, Hate yourself for those fatty layers, Get up and just do it! It’s time to change your habits, Instead of turning to your alarm clock, It’s time to clear that...

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Now, I am not a huge man I'm not large by any means In fact it is surprising I still wear normal jeans My pants don't have elastics I still use normal towels But, my BMI stats tell me I'm a word that has three vowels. It started just this morning When I got upon the scale After getting back my numbers I felt like a...

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OBESE O---oversize B---bovine brimmingly bulky E---elephantine enormous S---solid stoutly E---extensively 4/14/18 written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2018©...

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There once was a man from Mac, who was loving, but oh so fat. When he ate so much, he fell off his crutch, he found that his food didn't love back! NOTE: This was actually the first limerick I ever wrote. Not a favorite, but I still enjoy it... I like how with the limerick I have a great...

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The couch invisible, hidden by a body of mass His gut rises His gigantic thighs His round ankles His flappy breasts His chin rests on a pillow of fat that jiggles He devours his heavy meals conducting noises like a garbage disposal His ass anchors the motionless weight ...

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Fast Food Joints to Blame for Obese Kids? By Elton Camp McDonald’s is sometime singled out for blame Of other similar places we can claim the same Their food is filled with calories, fat and salt And to eat such worthless tripe, nobody ought But to say this is the main reason kids are fat It would be very hard to go...

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Can you ever imagine How life would really be If most birds were obese And fell from their tree? Sparrows staggering somehow Around with bent beaks Upturned to the sky Awaiting helpful tweaks! Alas, when the rain showers Fall like you wouldn’t believe You’d see Sparrows wearing snorkels To help them better breathe! And then an Albatross Won’t be able to leave the ground Due to overeating fish And turning...

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Grass Calls for More and more And I water and water. The Obese: Expires Hitherto, that grass Spikingly Winds up by the"Plop, Plop" Snubbing over the drops. And Passes. The Olive Grass Gawking incessantly out at the flecked Rays I witness them dance They post me the murmuring messages Of the Wind....

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