Holy, Holy, Holy
Try Our Chicken Mole
Eat and eat and eat and eat
Until you're roly poly.
Categories:
obese, atheist, celebration, faith, food,
Form: Rhyme
It’s called, ’excessive fork to mouth disease’.
Overeating too much of what we please.
Sitting excessively on our derrière?
Watching TV, or writing poetry with magical flairs?
Lockdowns were absolutely no excuse.
Blaming it on “Climate Change…”a bad joke and so incredibly obtuse.
Get off our buttoxes and exercise at home.
It’s OK, to leave your great, altar of the internet, alone!
We lovely women, lose weight slower than charming men.
But there’s no magic pill on which neither can depend!
If I made it from a size sixteen to a size seven,
You can do it, too, it’s simply like being in heaven.
Beers, breads and booze are out of the question.
Wines, pizza, chips just few more to mention!
The key is to not listen, to those who failed.
Else, you be imprisoned in an adipose jail!
Live very long and prosper!
Panagiota
8/20/2022
~3 ~
Categories:
obese, encouraging, food, how i
Form: Couplet
Look at that kindhearted gentleman:
The most mature he gets,
further "prominence",
protuberance
abdominal...
Less erudition, and
development
mental... !
Wish you to stay the same ? eat much and exercise less...
Exceeding , further and less love...
Eat even further and read each
time less, and less...
Categories:
obese, allegory, allusion, appreciation, extended
Form: Light Verse
Oscar chomped chocolate
Oreos and candy
Opera cake and buns
Oxford blue and oysters
Oblivious that his
Obsession with food risks
Obesity for life
Pleiades O Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Kim Merryman
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05/03/21
Categories:
obese, candy, health,
Form: Verse
Why am i so fat
Sorry obese
You ask
Because i cannot simply find
a single person willing to share
A crumb or slice of my
humble pie with me
Everybody must be on the
humble diet
Categories:
obese, slam,
Form: Free verse
My old Aunt Neva
Loved to shop
In the 3-7-9 store
For small-girl outfits
To wear on her arms.
Categories:
obese, fashion, happy, humor, niece,
Form: Free verse
Worst Enemy
Finally identified my enemy
He has been there for years
Much to worry about
He is kind and won't let me be.
Undisciplined I guess
He knows my weakness
Uses them as a master
Like a game of chess.
Day after day
Night after night
A security system
Can’t keep him at bay.
The power to win
Cannot come from within
It has to be powerful
Enough to quit sin.
God, help me to dig deep
Change my will power
Give me wisdom
Help me sleep.
I am my worst enemy
I’m so weak against Satan
Give me the discipline to wear Your armor
Your armor can protect me.
As I sit in the den
Food, obesity is my sin
Followed by one other you know well
Thanks for forgiveness as I try again, Amen
Categories:
obese, food, god, lonely, psychological,
Form: Rhyme
Enough of being lazy all these years,
Get up and just do it!
It’s time to move your soul,
Get up and just do it!
Take your clothes off,
And look yourself in the mirror,
Hate yourself for those fatty layers,
Get up and just do it!
It’s time to change your habits,
Instead of turning to your alarm clock,
It’s time to clear that mental block,
Get up and just do it!
Stop throwing around reasons,
Stop considering circle a shape,
Stop pampering yourself mate,
Get up and just do it!
Enough of those bull,
Life is beautiful and short,
It’s good to strike the iron when hot,
So, get up and just do it!
Nothing proud about being fat,
It’s ugly absolutely unhealthy,
Pump up some iron; its worthy,
Get up and ing just do it!
Categories:
obese, health, inspirational, life, old,
Form: Rhyme
OBESE
O---oversize
B---bovine brimmingly bulky
E---elephantine enormous
S---solid stoutly
E---extensively
4/14/18
written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2018©
Categories:
obese, allusion, character, engagement, stress,
Form: Acrostic
There once was a man from Mac,
who was loving, but oh so fat.
When he ate so much,
he fell off his crutch,
he found that his food didn't love back!
NOTE: This was actually the first limerick I ever wrote. Not a favorite, but I still enjoy it... I like how with the limerick I have a great excuse to come up with complete non-sense. Like a fictional town named Mac who's inhabitants are called "Mackians".
Categories:
obese, food, humorous,
Form: Limerick
The couch invisible,
hidden by a body of mass
His gut rises
His gigantic thighs
His round ankles
His flappy breasts
His chin rests on
a pillow of fat that
jiggles
He devours his heavy meals
conducting noises like
a garbage disposal
His ass anchors
the motionless weight
It sweats and sweats
His wife placing another bottle
of Coca Cola
(A straw is used)
so his neck dodges stress of bending
His weight is probably
due to a disease
Everyone has a disease
these days
Driving to their doctors
pleading for their prescription
then driving to the pharmacy
to gladly pick it up
Clinging to their pill case
As the fat man
slurps down more pizza
All of them proud
to be an American
Categories:
obese, people, philosophy,
Form: Free verse
Fast Food Joints to Blame for Obese Kids?
By Elton Camp
McDonald’s is sometime singled out for blame
Of other similar places we can claim the same
Their food is filled with calories, fat and salt
And to eat such worthless tripe, nobody ought
But to say this is the main reason kids are fat
It would be very hard to go along with that
Ronald McDonald doesn’t drag them in the door
And say, “Eat our fattening food and nothing more.”
It is the parents alone who have the right to decide
That to the fast-food place, kids they’ll take a ride
It is only reasonable and sensible that we expect
Little ones will eat the type food that parents direct
And there are now far better offering to decide
Not just hamburgers and some salty, greasy side
So the blame for obesity let’s put in the right place
If a little kid’s too fat, it is to the parents’ disgrace
Categories:
obese, food, parents, food, parents,
Form: Rhyme
Can you ever imagine
How life would really be
If most birds were obese
And fell from their tree?
Sparrows staggering somehow
Around with bent beaks
Upturned to the sky
Awaiting helpful tweaks!
Alas, when the rain showers
Fall like you wouldn’t believe
You’d see Sparrows wearing snorkels
To help them better breathe!
And then an Albatross
Won’t be able to leave the ground
Due to overeating fish
And turning overly round.
Ducks, when thrown some bread
By children in the park
Would slowly, steadily sink
As surely as a dog does bark!
Swallows they would swallow
Many, too many flies
And end up heavily crashing
From our summer skies.
Then, all the newspapers
On the front page would read:
“We’re Fed up with Obese Birds
Please, Do NOT feed!”
Categories:
obese, funny
Form: Rhyme
Grass Calls for
More and more
And I water and water.
The Obese: Expires
Hitherto, that grass
Spikingly Winds up by the"Plop, Plop"
Snubbing over the drops.
And Passes.
The Olive Grass
Gawking incessantly out at the flecked Rays
I witness them dance
They post me the murmuring messages
Of the Wind.
Categories:
obese, nature
Form: Blank verse
Layers of fat,
melted by acid,
he took in more fat,
and now acid was less,
less melted,
and more piled on,
he was thickening,
and lazily drawn,
it went on for long,
till it rang,
the death gong,
and he was gone.
Categories:
obese, inspirational, life, philosophy,
Form: Free verse
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