Best Obese Poems

Now, I am not a huge man

I'm not large by any means

In fact it is surprising

I still wear normal jeans

My pants don't have elastics

I still use normal towels

But, my BMI stats tell me

I'm a word that has three vowels.

It started just this morning

When I got...

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There once was a man from Mac,
who was loving, but oh so fat.
When he ate so much,
he fell off his crutch,
he found that his food didn't love back!



NOTE: This was actually the first limerick I ever wrote. Not a favorite, but I still enjoy it......

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Can you ever imagine
How life would really be
If most birds were obese
And fell from their tree?
Sparrows staggering somehow
Around with bent beaks
Upturned to the sky
Awaiting helpful tweaks!
Alas, when the rain showers
Fall like you wouldn’t believe
You’d see Sparrows wearing snorkels
To help them better breathe!
And then an Albatross
Won’t...

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It’s called, ’excessive fork to mouth disease’.
Overeating too much of what we please.
Sitting excessively on our derrière?
Watching TV, or writing poetry with magical flairs?

Lockdowns were absolutely no excuse.
Blaming it on “Climate Change…”a bad joke and so incredibly obtuse.
Get off our buttoxes and exercise at home.
It’s...

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Oscar chomped chocolate
Oreos and candy
Opera cake and buns
Oxford blue and oysters
Oblivious that his
Obsession with food risks
Obesity for life


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The couch invisible,
 hidden by a body of mass

His gut rises 
His gigantic thighs
His round ankles
His flappy breasts
His chin rests on
a pillow of fat that
jiggles 

                He devours his heavy...

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Grass Calls for
 More and more
And I water and water.
The Obese: Expires

Hitherto, that grass
Spikingly Winds up by the"Plop, Plop"
Snubbing over the drops.
And Passes.

The Olive Grass
Gawking incessantly out at the flecked Rays
I witness them dance
They post me the murmuring messages

Of the Wind....

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Fast Food Joints to Blame for Obese Kids?

By Elton Camp


McDonald’s is sometime singled out for blame
Of other similar places we can claim the same

Their food is filled with calories, fat and salt
And to eat such worthless tripe, nobody ought

But to say this is the main...

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OBESE

O---oversize
B---bovine brimmingly bulky
E---elephantine enormous 
S---solid stoutly
E---extensively

4/14/18
written words by James  Edward Lee Sr. 2018©...

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Why am i so fat 
Sorry obese

You ask

Because i cannot simply find 
a single person willing to share

A crumb or slice of my
humble pie with me

Everybody must be on the
humble diet...

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Enough of being lazy all these years,
Get up and just do it!
It’s time to move your soul,
Get up and just do it!

Take your clothes off,
And look yourself in the mirror,
Hate yourself for those fatty layers,
Get up and just do it!

It’s time to change your habits,
Instead...

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Worst Enemy

Finally identified my enemy
He has been there for years
Much to worry about
He is kind and won't let me be.

Undisciplined I guess
He knows my weakness
Uses them as a master
Like a game of chess.

Day after day
Night after night
A security system
Can’t keep him at bay.

The power to...

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Holy, Holy, Holy
Try Our Chicken Mole
Eat and eat and eat and eat
Until you're roly poly....

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My old Aunt Neva
Loved to shop
In the 3-7-9 store
For small-girl outfits
To wear on her arms....

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Look at that kindhearted gentleman:
                   The most mature he gets,
                 ...

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