Humorous Number Poems
These Humorous Number poems are examples of Number poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Number Humorous poems written by international poets.
Just a NumberI turn 60! Oh My!
Keep between you and I.
I know you wish me well,
No good reason to tell.
To your face, plump and round,...
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number, birthday, humorous,
The Lottery Number Is 788231the next lottery number is 788231
Please do not ask me how I know.
Just cash in all of your investments
And head toward the convenience store
Because...
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Categories:
number, humorous,
America's Number One ProblemI have researched the issue extensively
and concluded most indubitably
The #1 problem we must confront immediately
is that the NBA is Tibetan-Nepalese free...
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number, america, basketball, discrimination, humorous,
Coffee You Are Number OneCoffee you are number one
You comfort me in my morning mug
Again at midday by the computer screen
And then at dinner if I feel the need...
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number, feelings, humorous, love, relationship,
There For MeLooking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
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number, 12th grade, character, hope,
Bedlam and Mayhem In the Mistress Iz Boudoir Post Number OneBedlam and mayhem in the mistress's boudoir
(Nsync with variations on a theme:
various and sundry
pseudo lurid fictitious escapades)
mostly I did merrily wet
whet madness aye ever did...
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Categories:
number, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Onerous Anus Complex Number 2cuz poisonous toxins sting like scorpions
severely crimping ability to sit down absorption
radiating throughout every
cell guaranteeing abstention
against hidebound contract, no
ifs, ands, nor but tucks
whereby mood linkedin
to...
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number, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Smarty Pants Poem Number TwoThought it would be fun to write a cute little Smarty Pants poem.
I was crazy with excitement about it, laughing with happiness gore.
I was so...
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number, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Steamy Windows - a Bawdy Little NumberPOEM BASED ON AN OLD JOKE
A village copper was on his beat
When he saw a parked car rocking
The rate that it was moving
It really...
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Categories:
number, car, dance, humorous,
Grammar Lesson Number Two. This is PERIOD
i This is a DOT
...
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number, humorous, language,
The Phone Number In the Big BookI think it’s funny when in the thrift store I see
An Alcoholics Anonymous handbook donated to charity
With the former owner’s full name on the front,...
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Categories:
number, addiction, books, cute, drink,
Number 2Impressive
Vice presidential
Walking on lily pads
Sinking within illusions
Snow drops bloom
Wisdom is waking
Darkness fades
Light pervades
We all seek to be one
Destiny sometimes makes us number two
Quite the topic...
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number, america, anti bullying, art,
Take a NumberSo I go to the license bureau
to get my plates renewed
(I wish I’d swallowed cyanide instead!)
The man says ‘take a number’
I get ONE NINETY TWO
though...
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Categories:
number, funny, humorous,
Horn Kitty Limerick Number FourHorn Kitty Limerick Number Four
Kitty never did fret or fume
Liked going from room to room
While all of us trying to find
And who he had left...
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number, humorous,
Take a Number, Girls(All in fun, my friends!!!)
In spite of my charm and amazing good looks
There are things I want you to know
I don't wear undies on weekdays...
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number, humorous,