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Take a Number, Girls

(All in fun, my friends!!!)


In spite of my charm and amazing good looks
There are things I want you to know
I don't wear undies on weekdays and Saturdays
Which leaves only Sundays to go

Undies sure inhibit my freedom of movement
While I strut up and down the mall
My sexiness is not something I usually can hide
Exuding my sweet charms to all

Guess I might sound like an raving egomaniac
One look and you'll surely know why
This hunk of humanity has been dazzling the ladies
Since I was just a wee tike of a guy

So I'll be taking requests from you ladies
To enjoy my sweet charms for a night
The cost relates directly to the perceived value
So take a number for a heavenly flight


© Jack Ellison 2015

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2015

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Laura Breidenthal Date: 6/11/2015 12:13:00 AM Nice one!!! Made me smile, imagining you strut all over the mall ^__^ Always, Laura Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 6/11/2015 8:10:00 AM Quite a sight to see... LOL Love, Jackson xxx

Kp Nunez Date: 6/4/2015 6:48:00 PM I'm not taking a number// since there are many others//hope I didn't puncture// your airy adventure//such megalomaniac thunder!!! :-) :-) Good evening santa! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 6/4/2015 8:22:00 PM You don't need to take a number... you've already been accepted! LOL xxx

Tim Smith Date: 6/4/2015 6:18:00 PM lol...I see them lining up Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 6/4/2015 6:37:00 PM It's a stampede!!!!!!!!!! Save yourself!

Carol Eastman Date: 6/4/2015 1:44:00 PM Crazy, naughty... and modest, too... We love you LimmerJack... ERR... But more in a platonic way... LOL Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 6/4/2015 6:37:00 PM Most of all MODEST!!! LOL xxxxxxxx

Toquyen Harrell Date: 6/4/2015 7:52:00 AM Yeah, freedom Jack. Hooray :) Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 6/4/2015 7:55:00 AM Hope Cathie doesn't read this or she will beat me AGAIN!!! LOL Hugs, Jack xxx

Jan Allison Date: 6/4/2015 7:41:00 AM Glad its fun Jack or Cathie would be packing you off in an empty packing crate lol:-) Hugs jxn Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 6/4/2015 7:44:00 AM Cathie understands my needs... I think! LOL Hugs, Jack xxx

Judy Konos Date: 6/4/2015 7:16:00 AM I'll take number '36...let the other 35 get a load of what's in store first! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 6/4/2015 7:21:00 AM ARE YOU SURE!!! Although I'm usually good for 50 or so, I do start to slow down in the 30s! How about if you change it to 8 or 9 and then AGAIN at 36! I'd actually prefer that! I'm waiting with bated breath for your decision dear Judy! Huggsies, Jack xxx

John Williams Date: 6/4/2015 7:00:00 AM Gee, I wish I had what you have Jack. Perhaps you could bottle some and send it to Australia. Terrific poem Jack, keep it up....kind regards----John Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 6/4/2015 7:10:00 AM As I said, all in fun!!! LOL Sending some to you guys as we speak!!! Cheers, Jack