Humorous Not What It Poems
These Humorous Not What It poems are examples of Not What It poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Not What It Humorous poems written by international poets.
Who Knew not fit for contestWhen I woke up this morning, I was feeling mighty fine
But, things started getting fuzzy, at a quarter after nine
So, I sat down in my...
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not what it, humor, humorous,
Tabby, Or Not To Be?
Along came a fine feline named Morris,
Lured by lilt of lascivious chorus;
He crouched inside the cage,
Appetite to assuage -
Patiently he purports...
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not what it, cat, humorous,
If Adam Had Not Met Eve Hitler Should Have Met FreuidIf only Eve hadn’t met Adam
And angry Hitler had met Freuid
If Stanley never met Ollie
And David Gilmore had never been in Pink Floyd
Shakespeare had run...
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not what it, conflict, crazy, fun, humorous,
My Lines Are Not Good Enough*My Lines Are Not Good Enough*
Rent free in my heart's deep core
The beautiful one that my heart beats for
She shares a glance but I always...
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not what it, 1st grade, emotions, feelings,
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not what it, humorous, political,
Eggsactly but not quiteEggsactly but not quite
There once was a beautiful chick from Peru
With more than one suitor, knew not what to do
Yet on Valentines day...
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not what it, humorous, perspective, valentines day,
Not Now Please Not NowHave you ever reached
into that bag of goodies
that is your life
and experienced
that tummy-dropping sensation
when you find it
to be a tad empty
a little short-handed
not containing...
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not what it, humorous,
Being Not Received at Reception DeskI am thrilled to only see two people ahead of me at medical clinic
No one is at reception’s desk
I know the routine
so I fill out...
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not what it, humorous,
Not Another ResolutionHere we go with a New Year’s resolution
Deciding to make a change or start over
Forever arriving at the same conclusion
Were you intoxicated and now sober
Even...
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not what it, humorous, january, new year,
Stoned and LetteredHelp me please! I am choking!
OMG! Please say you're joking!
The truth I tell!
But please forgive
'Twas only for I was toking!...
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not what it, humorous,
not as great as I had hopedNot as great as I hoped the inventor said
Strong coffee laxative went to his head
His hair frizzed up like Einstein’s crazy mop.
I think I shall...
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not what it, humorous,
I Am Not a Counselor He SaidToday was full of paperwork; not my favorite thing.
Not my least favorite thing either – that is cleaning.
No one despises paperwork and cleaning like I...
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not what it, humorous,
Not JustifiedRayland Givens is getting old.
He's still quick on the draw,
but now he's more internally aware,
more thoughtful as he shoots
his Glock 19 into hearts and guts.
He's...
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not what it, poetry,
Housekeeping Not a Strong Suit With the MissusHousekeeping not a strong suit with the missus
(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***)
regarding following lines courtesy the missus,
who adventitiously, inadvertently, unknowingly
allowed, enabled and provided inspiration I
attest Frau...
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not what it, anger, anxiety, betrayal, divorce,
Do Not Pee By the RoadsideNear the park, I screamed at a big chap—
“Do not pee by the roadside, ape-man!”
oh, because I seen fright,
I peed on a shrub a night.
The...
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not what it, confusion, giggle, humanity, humor,