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Eggsactly but not quite

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A valentine limerick poetry contest
sponsored by Tania Kitchin 01/28/24
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Eggsactly but not quite There once was a beautiful chick from Peru With more than one suitor, knew not what to do Yet on Valentines day She never got a lay Her ovulation cycle was way off cue

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Sara Kendrick

Date: 2/6/2024 8:18:00 AM

Congratulations on your winner in the Valentine limerick contest. Way to go. Sara K

David Kavanagh
Date: 2/6/2024 9:10:00 AM

Heya Sara, thanks so much, glad you enjoyed, cheers David

Terry Flood

Date: 2/5/2024 3:55:00 PM

Back with congrats, David. Terry

David Kavanagh
Date: 2/6/2024 5:46:00 AM

Thanks Terry, just about made the frame, by the hair on my (chinny chin chin) lo! Cheers David

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 2/4/2024 8:52:00 AM

LOL - it happens David. Congratulations! :)

David Kavanagh
Date: 2/4/2024 11:20:00 AM

Thank you Linda, A rooster should never (count his chickens) even on Valentine’s Day lol, cheers David

Tania Kitchin

Date: 2/4/2024 8:29:00 AM

David, a cute limerick, congratulations on your winning placement!

David Kavanagh
Date: 2/4/2024 8:38:00 AM

Thanks Tania, I’m always delighted with a placement, cute probably not eggsactly lol! Cheers David

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 2/4/2024 7:55:00 AM

Congratulations on your win. I enjoyed reading your cute Limerick write. Have a blessed day with your win..................

David Kavanagh
Date: 2/4/2024 8:36:00 AM

Thank you Paula, I can go along with cute, lol! Cheers David

Terry Flood

Date: 1/30/2024 4:08:00 PM

Probably not enough clucking. Your wicked humour shines through here, David. All the best in Tania’s contest. Terry

David Kavanagh
Date: 2/4/2024 8:34:00 AM

Heya Terry, perhaps a little too wicked at times, but what the hell, it’s a man’s world, I mean rooster’s shed! Cheers David

Lin Lane

Date: 1/28/2024 3:24:00 PM

At least she was aware of the danger cuz her suitors would’ve had no clue. Nor probably cared. A woman’s POV. ;-)

David Kavanagh
Date: 1/28/2024 3:40:00 PM

A lim should always have a plausible alternative, or at least a few lay-ers!

Lin Lane
Date: 1/28/2024 3:34:00 PM

Lol good job of leaving it to individual interpretation. Chick… lay… I think my mind may have gone where yours traveled.

David Kavanagh
Date: 1/28/2024 3:30:00 PM

I had to be careful with this one Lin, so made sure I had a get out of jail free card, it could well be a chicken I had in mind lol!