David Kavanagh Poet Limerick

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A valentine limerick poetry contest  
sponsored by Tania Kitchin 01/28/24
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Eggsactly but not quite

Eggsactly but not quite

There once was a beautiful chick from Peru 
With more than one suitor, knew not what to do 
Yet on Valentines day 
She never got a lay
Her ovulation cycle was way off cue

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Sara Kendrick February 6, 2024 at 8:18 AM Congratulations on your winner in the Valentine limerick contest. Way to go. Sara K David Kavanagh February 6, 2024 at 9:10 AM Heya Sara, thanks so much, glad you enjoyed, cheers David

Terry Flood February 5, 2024 at 3:55 PM Back with congrats, David. Terry David Kavanagh February 6, 2024 at 5:46 AM Thanks Terry, just about made the frame, by the hair on my (chinny chin chin) lo! Cheers David

Linda Alice Fowler February 4, 2024 at 8:52 AM LOL - it happens David. Congratulations! :) David Kavanagh February 4, 2024 at 11:20 AM Thank you Linda, A rooster should never (count his chickens) even on Valentine’s Day lol, cheers David

Tania Kitchin February 4, 2024 at 8:29 AM David, a cute limerick, congratulations on your winning placement! David Kavanagh February 4, 2024 at 8:38 AM Thanks Tania, I’m always delighted with a placement, cute probably not eggsactly lol! Cheers David

Paula Goldsmith February 4, 2024 at 7:55 AM Congratulations on your win. I enjoyed reading your cute Limerick write. Have a blessed day with your win.................. David Kavanagh February 4, 2024 at 8:36 AM Thank you Paula, I can go along with cute, lol! Cheers David

Terry Flood January 30, 2024 at 4:08 PM Probably not enough clucking. Your wicked humour shines through here, David. All the best in Tania’s contest. Terry David Kavanagh February 4, 2024 at 8:34 AM Heya Terry, perhaps a little too wicked at times, but what the hell, it’s a man’s world, I mean rooster’s shed! Cheers David

Lin Lane January 28, 2024 at 3:24 PM At least she was aware of the danger cuz her suitors would’ve had no clue. Nor probably cared. A woman’s POV. ;-) David Kavanagh January 28, 2024 at 3:40 PM A lim should always have a plausible alternative, or at least a few lay-ers! Lin Lane January 28, 2024 at 3:34 PM Lol good job of leaving it to individual interpretation. Chick… lay… I think my mind may have gone where yours traveled. David Kavanagh January 28, 2024 at 3:30 PM I had to be careful with this one Lin, so made sure I had a get out of jail free card, it could well be a chicken I had in mind lol!