Norm Poems - Poems about Norm

Norm All

Norm All

Norm-All
Norm-Al
Normal.

It's The Worst
Insanity Humanity
Has Ever Created!

Yeah Yeah Yeah...

All Of Them!

All!!!

-Gray Squirrel

06-25-2025

George Robert Wendt

George Robert Wendt
to a sitcom his talent lent
he took the show by storm
and everyone knew him as “Norm!!!”

Another Farage barrage

Slewed and screwed by another Farage barrage


No longer a skewed malicious mirage

Stronger imbued with pernicious camouflage

Wronger spewed such vicious sabotage

Doom Monger crude officious collage


Slewed and screwed by another Farage barrage


Rabble rousing by ghoulishly espousing

Nige will oblige and foolishly perform

Leader and feeder of each reader 

Preach on every seedier media platform

Separate the wheat from the chaff

Oi

Social Cues that are Weird Not the Norm

The daddy was lying on the couch again
Spending all of his hours after work doing nothing
Wifey dear was cleaning, cooking, and doing laundry
What she always does after an eight-hour day of office stuff

The daughter saw, and realized women must be the worker bees
Men get to lie around and do nothing; she felt angry and resentful
Their

It's The Norm For The Lonely One

Look around your surroundings,
which abnormal things do you see clearly?
People catching busses and trains,
or the unkept beggar asking for money?

It's the norm for the lonely one to desire 
everything: a wife or someone to confide in and trust;
Have we found ours? Do we still search for that one? 
Which prize will we pay to cover

Norm, Nate, and Hank Williams

This is the story of Norm and Nate, 
And Hank Williams, the great balladeer,  
And what was to be their horrible fate 
As they spun on this rotating sphere.

Nate the needle played hits on a platter, 
Spinning the sad songs Norm had made him.
Norm, as they’d say, was mad as a hatter,
But Nate the

I Will Defy the Norm

I hear your doubt, I feel your scorn
But I will rise up, and defy the norm
I will not be held back, I will not be denied
I will break through, and reach the other side

No matter the odds, no matter the cost
I will not be stopped, I will not be lost
I will keep pushing, I will

The New Norm

The mad streets roam alone,
the mice people scuttle, just scuttle
lest they be found separately.
Bedlam slips its moorings,
boats are rocked.
Across America the inmates strut
out of the holes in their heads
pick a victim, kick down the heedless,
and the police watch their wristwatches
waiting for the shift to begin,
but none show up,
only the pavement patients,
and the sick souls who

The New Norm

We must learn to deal with the new norm
Things have changed since I was a kid
It's surely a different world since growing up
Is it better or not that's the question

For those who grew up during the war years
When the world was on the brink
Memories take over during a difficult time
Challenging of the missing link

The future

The True New Norm Is Here

People everywhere 
Talk of the new norm
Yet, there is a new norm
Which is the true new norm
Jesus is the Gateway to this
Mind blowing new norm! 
See into the spirit realm
Hear heaven speak 
Have a conversation with God
Learn to partner with heaven
Practice this new norm
And see your world turn
Right side up, fast forwarding
Your destiny and identity!

A Perfect Norm

A Perfect Norm

Night breaks, subtle dawn
Light spreads
The day is born
From the deep black dark
Awoken life is torn
Breathing in peace
A prefect norm

Jan 2022

The Norm

A girl searched for the perfect fit
But found men quite the opposite
Whether tight or loose
They all love a noose
That squeezes for a little bit

The Norm

50 plus 50 plus 50 more 
are you kidding O.K. a golf course full
axnixmaxl's come to my house
the norm
getting used to it 
how about
school center the work's
your great plan for somebody 
who know's
it's a gift could you please wrap it
I don't know who's talking
I know it 
is it good
wait
sound's like Medusa
oh 
hello Gorgo
say something if

Their Weird Is Our Norm

Things are happening which are deemed crazy by others
In my family, their crazy is our norm, so I keep quiet.
Not wanting to out my relatives or myself.
The more they talk of the “weirdness” which they disbelieve,
the more I feel the temperature of my face rise.

What is the matter? Someone says. You are all pink.
I excuse

The Longings

The night consumed our day
We long to smile again

The change swept our norms
We long to hug again

The thief robbed our air
We long to breathe again

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