Life Nonsense Poems

Loretta Devil
Loretta Devil
She thinks she's queen of the hill
When she's hitting that herb at will
The smack of her lips, the glaze in her stare
All the...

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Why do they say

you can't take money with you when you go?
So what do you do if you go out shopping?

The grass is 'always greener...

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I am in big trouble

My mind is in a muddle

My tears have formed a puddle

My head is in a bubble

My heart feels befuddled

My life has...

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Death of the Pen

Colonel quill is
On life support,
Through trembled 
Voice he spoke ,
This feathered 
Friend has served
Me well, as it did
Most other folk .
So it's...

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Limericks IX



Scratch-n-Sniff
by Michael R. Burch

The world’s first antinatalist limerick?

Life comes with a terrible catch:
It’s like starting a fire with a match.
Though the flames may delight
In...

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Life is binary: 
One is alive
Zero is dead 
Or the other way around for some
Love is binary:  
One is love
Zero is everything else
There is...

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Keep on blaming and cheating
It is annoying, and disgusting
You always have an excuse
You always want to amuse
Keep on criticizing
Keep on castigating
Put your conscience in the...

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The face of this poem had cotton candy eyes and a mole for a nose, high red cheek bones, and a mouth with black lipstick...

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Its still raining, my eyes still tired,
wet lawns with little puddles drowning our earth -
but despite the monochromatic skyline,
birds arrived with their morning song -
not...

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Giving gifts ~ required boxes are filled ...

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In the woods lurks the grey angel;
Wingless and disillusioned, he awaits
The onset of diarrhoea,
Bismarck’s jocular displeasure
And the seagull’s lugubrious weightlessness –
Later than previously, he erects
A...

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I don’t comprehend why
Human beings cannot get along
Why can’t they play and sing the same song
Of Peace and Love together? Why, Why?
Why human beings are...

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I didn't know what to do when the android fell into the river
he wasn't programmed for such eventualities.. neither was I, 
he quickly became cold...

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and so there, this world
with the trauma and troubles
while out I saw upon the path
blotches and spatters 
of lichen 
I know, right
it was like walking...

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The Ghost denied
he was a Ghost,

though clearly
I saw through -- 

Someone I knew
in life, back then
quite pink, substantial
with lots 
and lots to do – 

tried...

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