I can't go to school, so now I'm dumb dumb.
You don't want to know of what I will become.
I stay home all day and I sit on my bum.
My parents won't enroll me. They say, "You see, um....
Making sure you don't get sick is too hard."
In comes a thought and then I discard.
The grey matter up in my skull is like lard.
My brain's so dead it got sued by Yellowcard.
Developing minds need things to develop.
I'm resentful of all the neglect I envelop.
I hate when it comes to the virus, you're zealots.
I want to learn so much my head starts to swell up.
So send me to school please, and don't keep me guarded.
To lock me at home, you shan't be so ardent.
It's my education, I shouldn't have to bargain.
Enroll me in classes! I'd love kindergarten!
Some people didn't like it, it's a game that certain people detest.
I'm talking about the NES game 'Castlevania II: Simon's Quest'.
I bought this game in 1989 on the last day of June.
I bought it 30 years ago today in the evening or late afternoon.
It's a game where you must discover things and go exploring.
Some people say it sucks but those are the ones I'm ignoring.
You have to go in castles and collect Dracula's body parts.
You have to collect his nail, eyeball, rib, ring and his heart.
You collect Dracula's body parts in order to kill him.
Certain people hate this game but I think it is a gem.
Before playing other Castlevania games, I played this one first.
Out of all of the Castlevania's made, it certainly isn't the worst.
Behold the king called Ganondorf, who reigns
Supreme, destroying people’s sorry lives.
Behold his sword, who’s damage is insane
Who’s blade is sharper than a hundred knives.
A hero sworn to have revenge on those
Who wronged us in the past with great disgrace.
To any people that would dare oppose,
Shall blow away like dust without a trace.
His wrath is like a great calamity
The so called “chosen one” shall quite soon find
That to resist, he’s lost insanity.
The fiendish King of Hyrule shall resign
And bow before his newfound substitute.
Our leader Ganondorf is absolute.
(This is a fictional poem)
Those two japanese guys came to my house and asked to play my Wii.
They chose the wrong time to come visit me.
I kicked both of their _____ and I smashed the windows in their car.
By the time I got through, they had wounds that will leave scars.
After I beat them up, they ran to their car and drove away.
That's the last time they'll go to a person's house and ask to play.
Playing soccer on my small nintendo
I envied great stars like ronaldo
The great pele and romario
"Ronaldo,ronaldo"
The music rises to a cresendo
Right from my small nintendo
I could hear the rhythm of the piano
And my blood ripples at the sound of the concerto
I danced until i'm lost in the solo
Suddenly i was revived by the diminuendo
Of this mystic sound from my nintendo
I checked the terminal to the audio
Oh!,it has been disconnected by antonio
My friend from colorado
(This is a fictional poem)
I bought my rotten stepson a Nintendo Wii.
But then the jerk also wanted me to buy him a Playstation 3.
I told him that money doesn't grow on trees.
When I didn't buy it, he decided to do something bad to me.
He broke all of my records and he smashed my big screen TV.
That pissed me off so I returned his Nintendo Wii.
He's bawling his eyes out, it's a sight that you should see.
I told him if he breaks anything else, I'll put him over my knee.
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