Kaiper
I can't go to school, so now I'm dumb dumb.
You don't want to know of what I will become.
I stay home all day and I sit on my bum.
My parents won't enroll me. They say, "You see, um....
Making sure you don't get sick is too hard."
In comes a thought and then I discard.
The grey matter
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Categories:
nintendo, class, dad, kindergarten, mom,
Form: Rhyme
Castlevania Ii: Simon's Quest
Some people didn't like it, it's a game that certain people detest.
I'm talking about the NES game 'Castlevania II: Simon's Quest'.
I bought this game in 1989 on the last day of June.
I bought it 30 years ago today in the evening or late afternoon.
It's a game where you must discover things and go exploring.
Some people
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Categories:
nintendo, games, june, nostalgia,
Form: Rhyme
Sonnet of the Great Gerudo Chief
Behold the king called Ganondorf, who reigns
Supreme, destroying people’s sorry lives.
Behold his sword, who’s damage is insane
Who’s blade is sharper than a hundred knives.
A hero sworn to have revenge on those
Who wronged us in the past with great disgrace.
To any people that would dare oppose,
Shall blow away like dust without a trace.
His wrath is like
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Categories:
nintendo, 9th grade, fantasy, games,
Form: Sonnet
Nintendo Wii Part 2
(This is a fictional poem)
Those two japanese guys came to my house and asked to play my Wii.
They chose the wrong time to come visit me.
I kicked both of their _____ and I smashed the windows in their car.
By the time I got through, they had wounds that will leave scars.
After I beat them up,
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Categories:
nintendo, angst, funny, loss, house,
Form: I do not know?
My Nintendo
Playing soccer on my small nintendo
I envied great stars like ronaldo
The great pele and romario
"Ronaldo,ronaldo"
The music rises to a cresendo
Right from my small nintendo
I could hear the rhythm of the piano
And my blood ripples at the sound of the concerto
I danced until i'm lost in the solo
Suddenly i was revived by the
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Categories:
nintendo, children, funny, nostalgia, sound,
Form: Rhyme
Nintendo Wii
(This is a fictional poem)
I bought my rotten stepson a Nintendo Wii.
But then the jerk also wanted me to buy him a Playstation 3.
I told him that money doesn't grow on trees.
When I didn't buy it, he decided to do something bad to me.
He broke all of my records and he smashed my big screen
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Categories:
nintendo, family, children, funny, me,
Form: I do not know?