Sonnet of the Great Gerudo Chief

Behold the king called Ganondorf, who reigns Supreme, destroying people’s sorry lives. Behold his sword, who’s damage is insane Who’s blade is sharper than a hundred knives. A hero sworn to have revenge on those Who wronged us in the past with great disgrace. To any people that would dare oppose, Shall blow away like dust without a trace. His wrath is like a great calamity The so called “chosen one” shall quite soon find That to resist, he’s lost insanity. The fiendish King of Hyrule shall resign And bow before his newfound substitute. Our leader Ganondorf is absolute.