Munchy Poems - Poems about Munchy

SAM THE SQUIRREL

...SAM THE SQUIRREL
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Sam the Squirrel had a hunger profound
In a park, he was often found,
     With nuts in his cheeks so tight,
     He scurried with ...

Montague Middleton

...Montague Middleton’s matronly mother made marvellous munchy meringues 
Montague Middleton’s most massive midriff made many a menu mistake
Montague Middleton met many maidens; Mother made mincemeat ...

O Hedgehog!

...Hedgehog, O hedgehog
dear spiny, meek and mousy poppet.
In England
where the tickly grass grows
greener
we galumph in our rubber boots
up to your little
Hobbit nests
beneath the thorny bushes...

Burger

...A burger with bacon and cheese
Lovely and tasty such as I please
1000 calories or more who cares
Chewey and lovely no one shares
A shake a soda wash it all down
Leave with a smile never a frown
...

Svv -Deux

...bank not integrity on a man in penury's bed
for he'd borrow quaking qualities penury lends
if wanky wealth wakes him hither,
rustic rhymes of his attributes is better

give not what you scarcely...

Romantic Rendezvous

...A glorious Spring day, my love!

Won't you come by and let's play?

A picnic next to the placid lake.

Caesar salad, brioche, Cabernet Sauvignon.

How about munchy crackers and Brie?

Just ...

Pogrom

...The sweet, savories, succulents plastic wrapped, boxed, floating in chemical additives, packed crunchy, munchy surprises, tasty delicatessens of mouthwatering intestinal trash, preserved, conserved i...

Child's Ode To Broccoli

...More nutritious
Than a bean,
I do appreciate 
Your green,
But raw,
You are extremely crunchy,
Roasted,
Just a mushy-munchy.
Steaming 
Makes you awfully wet.
Sorry -
‘Still don’t like you y...

Popcorn

...POPCORN

White kernels of hot popping yummy flavoring,
Cooked in golden butter drippings, lightly sprinkled
To taste with salty perfections gentle touch,
At the kitchen cooks discretion.
The cr...

And Her Sugarless Tea

...Now for warm oatmeal with honey and her sugarless tea
To this chrysoberyl dawn rescue from chuted linen bedlam,
For here's a bedside tale to whispered promise and plea.

She sits on her hands and...

Crunchy Munchy Dogfood

...The dogfood was crunchy
The dogfood was munchy
I ate it cause
Bubby said I should
But I think he lied
Cause he thinks I am punchy
When he says
It tastin good...

Green Beans

...Green, crunchy, munchy, tasteful
I always eat mine because I'm not wasteful
they taste so good in a casserole
but I like to eat mine in a bowl.

Green Beans are so good
if you have not tried them you...

Crunchy Munchy Words

...Crunchy
munchy
crispy
tasty
words decorate crunchy munchy write
enjoy it with crispy tasty bite....

Stretchy Neck

...Behold the neck of a giraffe
Long enough to make you laugh
Can stretch over the fence in zoo
To find munchy leaves to chew
Of it's length I'm not even half!...

Pickle (Written By 9 Year Old Girl)

...Pickle
Bumpy, lumpy
Crunchy, munchy lunchy
Cucumbers making you pucker
Gherkin...

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