Mph Poems | Examples


Premium Member She Prattled At 25 Mph With Gusts Up To Ninety

There was once a lady named Babs Bower

   Who lived 'cross town on a street called Tower

      She could talk you to death

         Not coming up for breath

            Gabbed with gusts up to ninety miles per hour

Pph Not Mph Or Kph

no 
officer 
i was not 
going over 
the limit

licence and
registration 
please

as he walked
back to his car
i tried to think of
how to get out of
this predicament

sir step out of the car
this is not your first
offence over 10 in
a 24 poems per
hour zone

your pen and paper
will be confiscated
until you are deemed
fit to write with a
certain amount of

responsibility

At 200 Mph, You Have No Friends

I grew up at a very fast pace and I wasn't slowing down for
anybody. 
    
    As a child, I was tired of being told by the adults what I could
and couldn't do.
    
    I was the child, yet they were having all the fun. I wanted to
have fun too, so I did what they did.

    I was smoking cigarettes and having sex at eleven. Started
drinking and smoking weed at twelve.
    
    I was a single mother at sixteen, married at seventeen and
wanting a divorce at eighteen. I buried my third child at twenty.

    By this time in my life, being an adult didn't seem all that fun
anymore.

    I am fortytwo now and can't erase none of the above. So if
you're reading this and still at a fairly young age...

    Slow down. You're only a child for seventeen years and then
you will have the rest of your life to be an adult and do as you 
please.


The 100 Mph Goat

These two guys were out on a bird hunt
Suddenly they came upon a pit
Looks deep said one; I’ll throw some rocks in
And see how long it takes them to hit

Never heard the rocks hit the bottom
OK, I have an idea, said one
I saw an old transmission back there
We’ll hear it hit; it must weigh a ton

They worked hard dragging that transmission
Then they pushed it down into the pit
They listened intently for a noise
So anxious to finally hear it hit

Suddenly from the brush behind them
A Goat emerged, running to beat sh..
One hundred mile per hour bee-line
Ran right between them into the pit

They looked at each other “dumb founded”
When a farmer drove up in his truck
“Have you guys seen my goat around here?”
One hunter said; “You’ve had some bad luck”

“A goat just ran straight into this pit
He looked like he was on a mission”
“Well, that sure couldn’t have been my goat
My goat was chained to a transmission”

Life At 150 Mph

a road turns into a cloud
as the lonely figure rides
towards the gates of hell

mirrored face shield 
hides the devilish smile
from onlookers curious

what's the hurry
does he know the risk
and does he even care

No

because life looks so different 
and feels so good at 150 mph
there's not enough time to think

decisions are for fools
the road is straight
the course set
a dead end means 
FREEDOM...............

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