The 100 Mph Goat

These two guys were out on a bird hunt Suddenly they came upon a pit Looks deep said one; I’ll throw some rocks in And see how long it takes them to hit Never heard the rocks hit the bottom OK, I have an idea, said one I saw an old transmission back there We’ll hear it hit; it must weigh a ton They worked hard dragging that transmission Then they pushed it down into the pit They listened intently for a noise So anxious to finally hear it hit Suddenly from the brush behind them A Goat emerged, running to beat sh.. One hundred mile per hour bee-line Ran right between them into the pit They looked at each other “dumb founded” When a farmer drove up in his truck “Have you guys seen my goat around here?” One hunter said; “You’ve had some bad luck” “A goat just ran straight into this pit He looked like he was on a mission” “Well, that sure couldn’t have been my goat My goat was chained to a transmission”