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Mountie Poems - Poems about Mountie


Premium Member Mountie Gets His Man
...Crime never pays, sooner or later the long arm of the law will reach you. Quote by poet. Sergeant Tim Wheeler’s shift was nearing the end, it had been a long day. He put his coat on, and t......

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Categories: mountie, prison,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member 40 Acres and a Mule
...A former Canadian Mountie Lost his mule and put up a bounty Though he searched high and low He got lost in the snow And found his ass in the next county......

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Categories: mountie, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member She Is Back
...Karla the kickback kindred kinesthetic witch from Kickapoo County Ran back to Rustic Ranch when she kicked out Murray the Mountie. The way she was running, we thought there might be a bounty. She ......

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Categories: mountie, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Monorhyme
Premium Member Hawaiian Eskimos
...*Image of Quebec City by LNEWS. Hawaiian Eskimos Quacking lone duckling on a crystal lake, Queerly hops a loon, faux pas not a mistake, Quebec, dad's trunk roads for sightseers,......

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Categories: mountie, travel, vacation,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Hope Valley
...Naive to the hardships of life She had never known struggle or strife So her journey to teach far away Would take courage if she was to stay For the women of Coal Valley town had lost husband'......

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Categories: mountie, film,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Caught Red-Handed
...A questionable young lad from the county Went searching for a well-known burglar’s bounty Found an empty croaker sack With a handy auto jack Ere he was suddenly stopped by a Mountie. May 17, 2......

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Categories: mountie, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Rocky and Bullwinkle
...We always laughed when Bullwinkle said, Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat! He and Rocky of course were the stars, But there was more to it than that Boris Badenov was bad enough, With Natas......

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Categories: mountie, childhood, nostalgia,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Mom's Birthday
...Mom's photo album (in the attic, somewhere?) Ah! Found it by an overdue book (from a library, somewhere?) There's mom with a Mountie (in Canada, somewhere?) Mom by a natural spring (in Maine, some......

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Categories: mountie, birthday, happy, inspiration, missing,
Form: List
Premium Member The Two Brothers
...For far too long the system failed in the hearts of many Cree. Where justice for their friends and family would never set them free. So at this time we tell a story and wish it wa......

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Categories: mountie, anger, dark, love,
Form: Rhyme
Greenbach
...A 16 year old apprentice Fresh to working underground Miners telling tragic stories Of bodies never found . Greenbach was a huge man Working only in his boots and belt For every scar on his ......

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Categories: mountie, funny,
Form: Narrative
Canadian Mountie In Glasgow
...A man from the Canadian Mounties  Joined the Strathclyde police, Seconded to tame the gangs Of the inner Glasgow streets. But on one sunny day In Southern Lanarkshire, A horse escaped from its stabl......

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Categories: mountie, funny, humorous, horse,
Form: Verse

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