Greenbach

A 16 year old apprentice 
Fresh to working underground
Miners telling tragic stories
Of bodies never found .
Greenbach was a huge man 
Working only in his boots and belt 
For every scar on his naked body 
He had a horror story to tell.
Each designed to give nightmares
To the apprentice as he slept
but the apprentice swore to avenge himself
and his promises he kept .

He noticed at lunchtime 
Greenbach dined alone 
For fifteen minutes every day 
He heard that snoring drone . 
This was the perfect time 
The apprentice made his plan 
Tomorrow Greenbach you are mine 
This Mountie will get his man .

That afternoon at the joke shop
He see's the Halloween masks in their rows
The apprentice finds a beauty 
With no eyes , No mouth , No nose.
A good handful of his mothers wool
Made a mop of bright red hair 
He's ready for the morning 
When greenbach takes his chair .

The buzzer on the tannoy 
Announced lunchtime had come 
The lads see him getting ready
and egg our apprentice on .
The 16 year old is nervous
but he turns his headlamp onto dim
Creeps up to the snoring Grrenbach
and sits down next to him .

Though only minutes it seems like hours
but the apprentice sits without a sound 
The lads hidden behind the timber
That is scattered all around.
First we heard the buzzer 
Then the scream as Greenbach ran 
arggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
Someone effing help me 
A bully became just another man .

Greenbach wasn't happy 
When he discovered what the apprentice had done
but that huge wobbling beer belly 
became the object of so much fun
Eventually the anger 
Would begin to slide 
but Greenbach now takes his lunch with his workmates
and sits with a man on either side.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Dietrich Avatar
March 7, 2014 at 9:02 AM
wow, this is such a cool story and how you ended it is a delight. I am first to comment GEEEZ. it's so good. I hope many will see it.
Watson Avatar
March 8, 2014 at 8:10 AM
Thank you Andrea , I can see a few have viewed it but perhaps my humour didn't connect . I am so pleased that you found it a worthwhile story .
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