a bee, a fly and a mosquito walked into a car
the driver kept going, he went pretty far
the bee was alive, crawling in a mad way
where is the mosquito? fly did quickly say
they never saw him again, their little friend
a blood-sucking monster whom I am glad met his end
mosquito tries to get me
he divebombs my ear
is he a kamikaze pilot?
I try to kill him but miss
He zips down to my shirt
I hit my hands together and clap
confident I got him that time
I didn’t
How strange that I cannot cream this little sucker
A mosquito once cried
Why do you all always
Clap your hands
Whenever you see any of us
Some of you buy chemicals
To get rid of us
When you all know we're harmless and homeless.
An insecticide
Screamed from a corner
You're big liar
You blood sucking vampires
Not just that
You also go around
Spreading diseases; eg malaria.
A human replied
You're a pest
Whoever you stick
With your stylets
Becomes sick
Whenever I'm about to sleep
You always come
Disrupting my peace of mind
With your irrelevant songs
Making a lot of noise while I try to sleep.
buzz of mosquito
annoying my ears and me
i slap but miss
MOSQUITO MIKE
Just something a bit humorous on this hot summer day..
There once was a mosquito named Mike.
His buzzing and biting I did not like.
On my arm he found a place
flitted and fluttered with grace.
I swatted at him with a handspike.
Mike dodged and weaved with carefree ease.
He feasted on my blood, what a sleaze.
He's a small creature, not grand,
Mosquito Mike, wings so weak and bland.
Caught him in my hand. OOOPS! Big squeeze.
At last, Summertime is finally here.
It's time to put away our winter gear;
Show some skin and have a little fun
While soaking up the warm summer sun.
But unbeknownst to you and me
Is a treacherous insect far worse than a bee.
The mosquito lurks beneath the shadows,
Waiting to eat people's legs, arms, and toes.
Yes, this critter has dreamt on the very day
That our sexy bodies will be his buffet.
"This year", he declared without being snooty,
"My targets are the ankles, knees, arms, and booty.
But I cannot do this task alone."
So he calls the Mosquito Squad on the phone.
The plans were made as the day turns to night.
A fellow mosquito yells, "Out goes the light!"
Then the leader says, "Now we strike!
Attack that juicy butt with all your might!"
As they fly with lightning speed,
There was one thing that they didn't heed.
It wasn't noxious gas or the Swatter of Doom,
But all the mosquitoes heard was a loud "KABOOM!'
They hit the ground hard with the other dead flies;
For the Invisible Bug Zapper was their demise.
I ask you, humbly, good God Almighty,
'bout the mosquito, buzzy and flighty.
Tell me, honestly, what were you drinking?
And what exactly was your thinking?
buzzing in my ear
horrible pinch expected
pesky mosquito
17-01-2025
A mosquito on
My hand-suddenly a sharp
Swat turns the place still
Just because
they are clapping for you
Does never mean
They really like you.
Remember:-
With the eerie sound
of the same clap
A mosquito dies.
why do mosquitos love ears and arms?
this is the third one that has buzzed my right ear today
or maybe the same one, who knows?
mosquito buzzing is such an irritant
Bothering one ear, then the other
This one just flew in between my eyes!
A brazen fellow
he has landed on my arm
Ouch!
His teeth must be the size of a grizzly’s
I felt nothing
though I noticed
blood
a faint trickle
from my pinky
down the side
of my hand
along with
a slight
swelling
thought
unworthy of
my attention
I do not miss the mosquito
buzzing in my ear
Neither do I miss him
when my beard he’s near
I only miss him when I need
a little ketchup on my meat
Since his sack of human blood
is my favorite spicy treat
Well, fellow stinging malarial insects
They really chloroformed us this time
You got the latest stats, Buzzer?
Check, Bleeder: Read 'em and weep
3,400,000 dead; 1 wounded
Just a minute, there, Buzzer. One wounded?
That's right, Bleeder. Critical condition too
What's this weirdo's diagnosis, if I may ask?
Check, Bleeder. Doc says he was OTAA on-arrival
And just what is OTAA?
Over-the-anthill-anyway, sir.
Check, Buzzer... He gone!
tiny buzz saw whining in my right ear
alerts me to the pinch that will soon be coming
why do mosquitos always warn you?
I try to slap it away, but it keeps coming,
and my hand misses it.
Ouch!
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