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Premium Member Mosquito Mayhem
Today I met a mosquito
It wasn’t very fun
She bit me here, she nipped me there
(she even bit my bum)
But I had the last laugh...
I squashed her with my thumb!

1st November 2015...

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Categories: mosquito, humorous, insect,
Form: Rhyme
Epitaph To a Happy Mosquito
T'was a warm summer's day, when I took to the trail,
to cruise that old black spruce, way down in the swale.

A gallon of bug dope was strapped on my hip,
which I figured would last me for most of the trip.

Down through the sphagnum I plowed...

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Categories: mosquito, cowboy-western, funny, nature, me,
Form: Ballad
Veto the Mosquito Wbm
When God made the beasts, in days of old
It seems He lacked quality control
That surely would veto 
The cursed mosquito
And preclude all that itching untold...

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Categories: mosquito, humor, insect,
Form: Limerick

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Death of a Mosquito
DEATH OF A MOSQUITO


Kind of a party, a get-together for friends,
Free wheeling, snacking here and there  -
You know how it goes.

Warm afternoon - moist - ideal weather:
Some of the guys had already dropped in,
More had said they were coming
Just before the rain;
There was a...

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Categories: mosquito, death, insect,
Form: Personification
Premium Member The Mosquito Dance
Long hallways he preys
Looking for unsuspecting victims
Playgrounds and parking lots
Children going about their day

Avoiding those he knows will swat
The giant in the swaddling cloth
The sting, the bite, fangs fade away
His time to ponder, pause and plot

Against the fence, his belly full
Spies one more chance to...

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Categories: mosquito, anti bullying, bullying,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Mosquito Flight
Mosquito distracts view , clap.. ,Y-u-k! :’

by eve roper 10/21/2014...

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© Eve Roper  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: mosquito, farewell,
Form: Light Verse



The Mosquito
I spent last night with a mozzie in my bed
I heard that annoying sound
I slapped my face
I slapped my ears
But you were whining around my head 

Under the sheet you managed to creep
Taking chunks from my poor sunburnt skin
You bit my back
You bit my bum
I...

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Categories: mosquito, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
Hello, Humans. I Am a Mosquito.
What I work for is here in my sack.
Feed my young so we all can buzz back.
You're just the right type.
Let's hook up my pipe.
We'll have a nice meal. OH NO! SMACK!...

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Categories: mosquito, animals, fantasy, funny
Form: Limerick
Like the Haphazard Mosquito...
Like the haphazard mosquito that
flew right into your mouth, the
news i got today
said you died...

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Categories: mosquito, funny
Form: Haiku
The Mosquito Virus That Begins With the Letter Z
ZZZZZZZzzzzzz usually represents sleep, right?
Well, are you asleep? Or are you awake?
Are you spiritually awake? Or are you spiritually dead?
I must ask these questions because there is going to be a sudden rise in the sale of mosquito repellant and you must be ready to...

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Categories: mosquito, christian, corruption,
Form: Free verse
Mosquito Bite
I took an oath from thy God’s face
That life dwelling on earth I raise
Cuddle what breathes in this thick case
But you that slurp my red
Deserve no love nor an embrace
Slap! You die yet I bled.




© Glenn L. Sentes
July 4, 2011...

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Categories: mosquito, funny
Form: Verse
Freeze Tag Players - Mosquito Treats
I was frozen in place when
I felt it “bite me” – a nip
On my neck from a pesky
Mosquito – oh no!

I couldn’t move to kill it,
So I stayed still.  But cringed when   
I saw the mosquito land 
On Deborah’s nose!


4/7/12
Susan Burch
For Linda's...

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Categories: mosquito, nature,
Form: Dodoitsu
I Slept With a Female Mosquito - Part Vii
I Slept with a Female Mosquito – part VII 

In the interim be quashed, my pangs
The process should be sore slow. 
I will do it gallantly; wicked empire
I will kill her in small installments
Tick!...

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Categories: mosquito, political
Form: Narrative
Dirty Mosquito
Form:Balassi Stanza.

On a trek to deep jungle,
tired I, fell by hay bundle.
a giant wild female mosquito,
humming my favorite song,
crossing all bounds to bang,
licked me whole; dirty wild mosquito!
kissed my eyes, nose, cheek.
not my blood. bloody ,my love it seeks!
pheromone pulls this mosquito!
my sweat has this...

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Categories: mosquito, humor, humorous,
Form: Free verse
The Malarial Sporozoite
My mom and dad met in the gut of an insect!  	
As a kid, I was packed in a sac not so perfect;	
When I am mature,	
I make myself sure	
To infect a human when the insect does inject...

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Categories: mosquito, care, death, extended metaphor,
Form: Limerick

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry