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Premium Member Big Blue Cow
...I saw her in a meadow high Where red flowers touch the sky Her eyes were mournful, so much inside I looked within, skepticism died (chorus) I'm in love with a big blue cow And a big blue cow ......

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Categories: moronic, feelings, funny love, humor,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member LAWLESS LAW'S
...Laws of Motion First law: An object at rest will stay there wondering how it got there while the object in motion will wander wondering how do I get there. Second Law: Force will often cause ......

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Categories: moronic, fun, humor,
Form: Prose



Premium Member Light that lights all lights
... Written: December 05, 2024 for contest Sponsored by: Unseeking Seeker _________________________________ Line of inquiry: “we look for that light eternal ......

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Categories: moronic, analogy, light,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Foes of future
... Lust, longing and greed Through frenzy, craze and rage Damage, destruction and depletion ......

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Categories: moronic, environment,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Pyramids
... The pyramid at Giza is ancient they say, but is it oldest on the worldwide grid? Some others say nay, consider Java's Gunung Padang built 27,000 years ago a new study shows. Archeologi......

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Categories: moronic, history,
Form: Narrative



Dancing on the Edge of Desire's Ledge
... To wallow in the fires is a tempting surrender. A swan dive into the maelstromic implode of mushroom clouds, return to sender. If I let it take me into its vespered aqua......

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Categories: moronic, art,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member The Impotent Poet
...sputtering poetry, the impotent poet tells me, she was “…puttering around Pittsburg.” potent poetry. perhaps, alluring alliteration potentially portends ......

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Categories: moronic, poetry,
Form: Alliteration
Premium Member Sad Taie of Bullfrog King
...Here is the sad tale of the moronic bullfrog king He may be royal, but he is a ding-dong-ding-a-ling. He cannot tie his shoes, drive a car or even sing. Whistling is out, he is a lackadaisical old......

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Categories: moronic, animal,
Form: Rhyme
Two Fools
...Taste me, I’m sweet like macaroon. This meeting today was highly opportune. So many adventures to plan, Drink my fill; seek to understand. Enmeshed and ensconced, I bathe. The moon’s craters......

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Categories: moronic, fire, friendship love, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Spiritual Logic
...A freight of this weight on my life’s plate I need to ablate with faith/ The fate I taste today I didn’t anticipate/ I’ll leave it to a higher rate and let my God facilitate and orchestrate a menta......

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Categories: moronic, addiction, courage, faith, god,
Form: Rhyme
Pretense
...Forensic evidence is no pretense against the defense/ It will prove prevalence in the family’s ordinance/ Moronic elements that ail his laments are just sordid and dense/ More on it as the envelop......

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Categories: moronic, adventure, betrayal, deep, encouraging,
Form: Rhyme
I Reached 80
...Since I reached 80 years of life time has moved too fast but in slow motion I oftentimes feel embarrassed at what I became and what I could have been but old men dream more of the what could h......

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Categories: moronic, age, children, father son,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Hubbard Was Bare
...Old mother Hubbard got locked in her cupboard But not just the cupboard was bare She let out a yelp but nobody could help Because there was nobody there She’d make this assertion, ther......

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Categories: moronic, humorous, nursery rhyme,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Been There, Done All That
...Those who live in the city hightail it out to the country to worship Nature with adoration for them, a breathtaking vacation… While those who dwell out in the sticks drive in to see the ......

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Categories: moronic, city, desire, nature, satire,
Form: Couplet
Choose Your Mob
...We need to organize, demand the right to be mindless. Deserve we compensations, restorations for the witless who riot. Compassion and pardon for all moronic mobs. The right to choose de......

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Categories: moronic, poetry,
Form: Free verse

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