Best Moronic Poems

I just love to watch Dateline
And Forty-Eight Hours Mystery…
I often scream at my television
‘How stupid can someone be?’

Their internet searches are careless
Looking up such truly awful things
‘The best way to strangle someone’ 
‘murder 4 hire’; braggin’ bout their flings!

Cell phone pings surely don’t lie
Rental car...

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There once was a good hubby named Nick, 
on his wife, he tried to play a trick-
Hot wax on the table,
was willing and able,
but sick wifey came down with a tick.

So he dumped out the wax in the sink, 
was so frustrated he just didn’t...

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Horn Slayings and Quotes by Horn

"People who take time to write a poem a day
probably do the same when they want to pray."

"When I will write poems composed uniquely
by me they certainly were done completely."

"As days of your long life continue to increase
With yourself is...

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VaxxiBillions

The majority of splendid minds
the minority a jar of pickled brains
over six billion shots
freedom to live
not die of ignorance

Without, most would not even be here
I remember the black plague
of the 1600's
people were stupid back then
death fed on them

ignorance is the twin of evil...

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