Monty Poems - Poems about Monty

The sky didn’t open—you did. That’s what He said. And suddenly, silence stopped pretending it was empty. Eyes locked to an alien like it was trendy— But the alien was memory, dressed in something friendly. A silent scream’s polka-dotted bow tie is world-endly. He offered me a mirror wrapped in a question gently. It read: “If you’ll let me? Lay still and let...

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Oh, I'm a Limmerjack and I'm okay I sleep all night and I write all day I write silly stuff, I fry my brain I go to the lava-tree On weekday's I get hammered And write about thirty-three I write pretty poems I eat lotsa stuff I goes to the lava-tree On weekday's I get hammered And write about thirty-three CHORUS I write silly stuff, I fry...

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(continuation of Milt Hankin's Montgomery La Verve ) Seems that Monty hung off to the right, and he held to that curve a bit tight with gusto and verve to tingle the nerves, but there’s no happy endings tonight. The police report didn’t seem right; It said that 'e missed indy light? He was so overjoyed, his airbags deployed; the wreckage was powdery, white. ...

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Monty Python taught me, the more outrageous the better Brits were born with giggle genes, the rest got aged cheddar Being a Canuck Was partly in luck My genes, though worn, are still Brit-based giggle-spreaders...

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Craziest time... Under my sheet Felt something strange... Tickling my feet My wife wasn't there... She had slept at her momma's So I knew it wasn't her... That had crawled up my pajamas I froze for a moment... Lay stiff like a board Then I jumped like a rabbit... When my breath was restored I fell...

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If you feel too dejected to talk, are alone and feel dull as a rock, try to be at your ease, imitate Mr. Cleese: raise your legs for the silliest walk....

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I found as apport A Monty’s tail I wished full Monty...

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I went to an ‘animal experience’ its something I won’t forget Sitting there on benches with a canopy to stop us getting wet The first creature we saw was a giant cockroach – it was sooooo big We had the chance to hold it I said ‘no way’ just put it on a twig Next we saw a giant...

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Now ladies and gents, let's bring no offense to the lads that wear tightly clad drabs They liked the film Kinky Boots And have watched The Full Monty So now they dance naked and/or dress drag!...

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If one room of writing I can never leave, Than faithful I will remain. Hopeful clown, Dancing joy in books. Paint my face with colorful ink, Scrolls cloth me in bagginess. Bringing a smile & laughter to overcome the pain, Everyday living. Lord, My Witness indeed. Looking down from the Heaven. Lived I did, Mostly dark moments. My life past, Overcast writings. Living Sheol I thought could never be broken, Ball...

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