Girlfriend Monorhyme Poems

Finally my blood began to coagulate
When you stopped doing what I hate
If not, expect the most unpleasant state
Of things from lightest to highest skate.

You should...

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Dating’s so dated
He lately related
From a date he dated 
Who arrived belated
Named Candy Dayt
A mate candidate?
Who on their first date
Ate eighty eight dates
Straight out of...

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She made this bard the courts most hilarious jester
A ferris wheel of brown-orange eyes expresses her
Try to look in those eyes and not become their...

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Penguin gave a hearty shout!
At last his girlfriend was out!
She must have had a bit of clout.
Or the judge had some kind of doubt.

Anyway, penguin...

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we are standing beneath a large marquee
to hear arrogant words of some marquis
a horrible man i just hate to see.
However, my obstinate girlfriend , she
insisted...

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In my life's Darkness I look for direction and there you are
Shimmering ever so brightly my brightest star 
I hold you with both arms as...

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If you leave I’ll kill myself, his needy girlfriend said.
So he did not go, because he did not want to find her dead.
Run for your...

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The room was calm 'n dark inside,
Out in the woods was the fratricide,
But lying on the floor was the bride,
Covered by blood from side to...

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Our friend Cyrus 
caught corona virus
    his girl Iris 
   just wired us...

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Sister, sister sitting there so sweet
Looking so virtuous, acting discreet.
Any male would eagerly bow at your feet
You have no idea of your allure, you're without...

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Ets-lay ou-yay and e-may all-fay in ove-lay.
Ou-yay are a etty-pray oll-day.
e-may and ou-yay are ade-may or-fay one nother-ay.
Ot-whay are ou-yay oing-day onite-tay?
...

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Miniscule link between love and hate,
Same may be said with victory and fate.

What you do see, you can also rate.
Many things happen with your mate.

Maybe...

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A boob man I could be.
Yours do titillate me,  
so jiggly and bouncy. 
The two of them and me,
a love triangle we.

But your butt's...

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A long time ago on Lovers Lane
At a young-teen party; pre-teen game
There sat this girl, know not her name
Played “Spin-the-Bottle” just the same
She had the...

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NO, IT WAS NOT PANAMA PETE THIS TIME
She and I met at a bar so it’s very ironic
That now I should require some pills and...

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