Mixed Metaphor Poems | Examples


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Poets are the sense, philosophers the intelligence of humanity. ~ Samuel Beckett 

Line of enquiry: Newton’s First Law of Motion (Inertia): An object at rest stays at rest, and an object in motion stays in motion unless acted upon by an external force.

love is contagious 
fall in love 
and many suitors will crawl out of the worn woodwork 
a plethora of choices 
confusing and so tempting 
their motivation puzzling 
spurred on by the common herd mentality 
similar to following the politician who embraces pseudo-science 
they do not have brakes

if you do not love 
everything 
and everyone seem hostile 
escaping to your private abditory 
might protect you from hurtful experience
but like a mixed metaphor 
an implicature will lead to a pratfall 
requiring others to mop up after you 
your inertia inevitably noted 

interaction with others 
forms groundwork 
for relationships 
the external stimuli 
essential for the development of empathy 
open heart and mind 
as a stagnant entity just cannot grow 
but happily balter through the cobbled streets of life 
validate your existence

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Sirens

(Victorian artist William Holman Hunt was
both attracted and repelled by his models)

Can we agree that, terrified of sex,
Hunt couldn’t help but hunt it, seek it out?
There doesn’t seem to be a shred of doubt.
He felt his women exercised some hex,
conspiracy throughout the lower decks,
full frontal on his Puritan redoubt!
He hated what he couldn’t live without
(the only punter in the multiplex).

And Annie, Fanny, Edith – on they came,
alluring, curing, reassuring, fey,
and Hunt (who fastened fast on blame and shame)
was racked by guilt and had to run away.
Another mantis, but the same old prey,
(mixed metaphor) Hunt headed for the flame.
Form: Sonnet

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