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Welcome to McPoetry Soup. May I take your order, please? Sure. Give me a McSonnet and a McSoda. What would you like on your McSonnet? Oh. How about a McMetaphor and a McSimile? Well, we're all out of McMetaphors. You can have a Mixed Metaphor, though No thanks. Er, cancel the McSonnet. I'll take a McMonorhyme instead. OK. Don't be brave. Please lave before you satisfy your crave, you knave. No, no. McNever! The McMonorhyme SANDWICH! The one over which they McRave in the grave? Fugettaboutit, ok? I'll just stick with a McSoda. McSmall, McMedium, or McLarge? McPlease just go away, would you? I McWould if I McCould. But I'm McStuck here all McKnight. Scene fades out: McMutter, McMumble, McGrumble, McStumble… (Exeunt all)

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Date: 5/20/2019 2:19:00 PM
Too funny Gershon, methinks McJack-In-The-McBox for me, Aloha wk
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/20/2019 8:27:00 PM
Poor McBurger King and McTaco Bell. LOL. Aloha, gw
Date: 5/20/2019 1:17:00 PM
Hey McMensa! Totally.a winner, like you. Make that a McPOTD, please. You should be a professional writer in any field of your choice! Peppermint Panagiota
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/20/2019 1:29:00 PM
Your comment overwhelms me. I'm just struggling to get from one day to the next. Can only dream about being a writer for a living, I'm afraid. Thanks for your good wishes, however! :) gw
Date: 5/20/2019 12:08:00 PM
So Mcjoyable! McMoved me to McNear tears...lol
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/20/2019 1:27:00 PM
I like that rhyme -- McNear tears -- in your comment, Kim. Perfect! :) gw
Date: 5/20/2019 10:58:00 AM
Superb Soup! Chaim Wilson
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/20/2019 12:40:00 PM
Hope the Soup is the right McTemperature for you, Chaim! :) gw
Date: 5/20/2019 9:37:00 AM
Gershon, well that was just McWonderful and McCreative from the McBegining to McEnding !
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/20/2019 12:38:00 PM
Many McThank yous, Constance! ~ gw
Date: 5/20/2019 7:44:00 AM
May I have McHattie, please? No, double of it!)) P.S.: Hoping, David is not angry with me. As compensation, I could offer him an Kurt. It's an uzbek take-out food. Really healthy. Not for McPoetry)
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Date: 5/20/2019 1:45:00 AM
You beat me to the "idea" with this one. I wanted to think of it, but NO....NOOOOOO...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO You had to have this one. I am glad you did! It is McHilarious, and McFunny and McGreat!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/20/2019 12:38:00 PM
Hmm. Thank you for your enthusiasm for this one...Now trying to come up with a substitute idea for you. How about something in Pig-Latin?! ~ The Big Bad Wolf
Date: 5/19/2019 9:32:00 PM
You had your 'clever' hat on for this one my friend. Well done. Have a good evening.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/19/2019 9:49:00 PM
Certainly, you to McKnow, Mr. McHattie! LOL. Thanks for the encouragement. Always appreciated, David. :) gw