Gershon Wolf Poet Light Verse

Mcpoetry Soup

Welcome to McPoetry Soup.  May I take your order, please?
   Sure.  Give me a McSonnet and a McSoda.
What would you like on your McSonnet?
   Oh.  How about a McMetaphor and a McSimile?
Well, we're all out of McMetaphors.  You can have a Mixed Metaphor, though
   No thanks.  Er, cancel the McSonnet.  I'll take a McMonorhyme instead.

OK.  Don't be brave. Please lave before you satisfy your crave, you knave.
   No, no. McNever!  The McMonorhyme SANDWICH!
The one over which they McRave in the grave?
   Fugettaboutit, ok? I'll just stick with a McSoda.
McSmall, McMedium, or McLarge?
   McPlease just go away, would you?
I McWould if I McCould.  But I'm McStuck here all McKnight.
   
   Scene fades out: McMutter, McMumble, McGrumble, McStumble…
                              (Exeunt all)

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William Kelii Kekaula May 20, 2019 at 2:19 PM Too funny Gershon, methinks McJack-In-The-McBox for me, Aloha wk Gershon Wolf May 20, 2019 at 8:27 PM Poor McBurger King and McTaco Bell. LOL. Aloha, gw

Panagiota Romios May 20, 2019 at 1:17 PM Hey McMensa! Totally.a winner, like you. Make that a McPOTD, please. You should be a professional writer in any field of your choice! Peppermint Panagiota Gershon Wolf May 20, 2019 at 1:29 PM Your comment overwhelms me. I'm just struggling to get from one day to the next. Can only dream about being a writer for a living, I'm afraid. Thanks for your good wishes, however! :) gw

Kim Rodrigues May 20, 2019 at 12:08 PM So Mcjoyable! McMoved me to McNear tears...lol Gershon Wolf May 20, 2019 at 1:27 PM I like that rhyme -- McNear tears -- in your comment, Kim. Perfect! :) gw

Chaim Wilson May 20, 2019 at 10:58 AM Superb Soup! Chaim Wilson Gershon Wolf May 20, 2019 at 12:40 PM Hope the Soup is the right McTemperature for you, Chaim! :) gw

Constance La France May 20, 2019 at 9:37 AM Gershon, well that was just McWonderful and McCreative from the McBegining to McEnding ! Gershon Wolf May 20, 2019 at 12:38 PM Many McThank yous, Constance! ~ gw

Kurt Ravidas May 20, 2019 at 7:44 AM May I have McHattie, please? No, double of it!)) P.S.: Hoping, David is not angry with me. As compensation, I could offer him an Kurt. It's an uzbek take-out food. Really healthy. Not for McPoetry)

Caren Krutsinger May 20, 2019 at 1:45 AM You beat me to the "idea" with this one. I wanted to think of it, but NO....NOOOOOO...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO You had to have this one. I am glad you did! It is McHilarious, and McFunny and McGreat! Gershon Wolf May 20, 2019 at 12:38 PM Hmm. Thank you for your enthusiasm for this one...Now trying to come up with a substitute idea for you. How about something in Pig-Latin?! ~ The Big Bad Wolf

David Mchattie May 19, 2019 at 9:32 PM You had your 'clever' hat on for this one my friend. Well done. Have a good evening. Gershon Wolf May 19, 2019 at 9:49 PM Certainly, you to McKnow, Mr. McHattie! LOL. Thanks for the encouragement. Always appreciated, David. :) gw