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Misfire Poems - Poems about Misfire


Premium Member Misfire
My Missy girl thinks she’s a boy; she lifts her leg on plants to pee, a fact that would my wife annoy except for dog anatomy. She sights it in and takes her aim: persistence, not a thing she lacks. Results, though, ever are the same; her line of fire: straight out the back. There's possibly a lesson here, Though one I will not...

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Categories: misfire, dog,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Blind Date Misfire
oops, misfire! hello, goodbye spark fails to start a flame ...

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Categories: misfire, humor, perspective, poetry, social,
Form: Verse



Success After Misfire
S-uccess A-fter M-isfire A-ims N-ow T-o H-ave A-pparent C-atch A-s H-ope U-ses T-riumph A-round Y-ou Topic: Birthday of Samantha Cahutay (October 10) Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Categories: misfire, birthday,
Form: Acrostic
Premium Member Still Misfire
Once I was considered a real flat tire Now I'm full of air and my tire's on fire Rolling down life's highway Laughing, making hay But at 82, I occasionally still misfire...

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Categories: misfire, character,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Still Misfire
Once I was considered a real flat tire Now I'm full of air and my tire's on fire Rolling down life's highway Laughing, making hay But at 82, I occasionally still misfire...

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Categories: misfire, age,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Cupid's Misfire
Though often called by lovers for my wicked deadly aim when I sight with an arrow and I chant the whispered name. Sometimes, the shot gets tangled. I don’t like to ricochet off candidates unlikely of responsiveness in play. I’m sorry though... for Mary. Me feeling hung-over dues... ‘twas cause of the misfire flight, mispronouncing in the muse. I targeted her chosen, and fired a moment too late... Poor...

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Categories: misfire, funny,
Form: Quatrain

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