Funny Miracle Poems

(To be sang to the tune of...
   "Modern Major General" by Gilbert and Sullivan)

I am the very model of a modern medi miracle.
I've...

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every animal
insect, bird
every human
in the world
every thing
of living being
upon this one day 
did a jump
when all just jumped
the same moment 
then the thump
of the almighty...

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The day after my cousin died from cancer…no let me start with I prayed hard…I mean hard…with unrelenting fervor…convinced until there was no further reason...

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An adventurous lad named Ling,
By chance he found a talking ring.
Then a big surprise,
Right before his eyes,
It became a bird that could sing!...

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Laughter

Seems to

Challenge the

Unquestioned

Clutch of

Separation..

Spontaneity

Defeating the

Desperate grasp

Of time.. 

It's comic and

Cosmic...????...

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Woke up to sunshine
Had to rub my tired eyes
I must be dreaming

If gals on the Soup
Have moved on, must follow
Can't let them escape

Got the hots...

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I always enjoy at 4:15 PM
No matter where I’ve been
In my house
Backyard living room kitchen
The beep beep of the yellow school bus driver

As he rolls...

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Let me tell you a story
One day, near summer’s end
Martha and her husband
Went canoeing with a friend

Suddenly a log’s there!
And what can Martha do?
Then she’s...

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Turning around that day, I see...
When a four legged wonder, walked with me...
With glittery eyes, and a Lil damp nose...
He walked inn...and became so close..

His...

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The Cure

They gave me pills today. 
They wanted to give me a shot. 
I took both, 
but now I wonder... Why?

I went by the store,...

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Best way to stop being a large dork
       Put that utensil down, named your fork!

         ...

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Suddenly Donald J. Trump got things right
He signed the COVID relief bill tonight
  He had screamed for more money
  Until it was not...

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Life is bloody amazing up here; I have never seen such a view
I have just wet my knickers, and I am about to follow through

I...

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We were in danger all of our lives
We should have been killed probably
Jim fell from giant slide top
No helmets in 50’s
Merry go round game
So dangerous
Amazing
Great...

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Empowering me with knowledge,
Angering me with challenges,
Motivating me and inspiring me,
Creating trust and building awareness,
Given by a mentor,
Who battled with me my fears.

All i had...

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