Haiku Master

Woke up to sunshine Had to rub my tired eyes I must be dreaming If gals on the Soup Have moved on, must follow Can't let them escape Got the hots for you A pick up line I once used The first and last time Cops are after me Was gawking at some girlies While wearing jockeys Are Haiku's funny Coz I really have trouble Writing with a frown Well how do you do Would you like to go to bed Result was a slap Wanna see my thing It pulsates really quite fast My new food mixer Got the hots for you Hickory dickory doc Wanna see my thing Here's a wee saying Just three little words plus two One two three four five The Wulf Man cometh Let's see what you've got mister Who's Haiku Master

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Date: 12/4/2022 12:11:00 AM
These are hilarious and golden! Always, Laura
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/4/2022 3:29:00 AM
Stepping out of character! Goofy stuff eh! Love from a really old guy! XOX
Date: 11/30/2022 1:40:00 PM
On a technical note ... these are more Senry than Haiku....but funny as hell
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/30/2022 2:29:00 PM
Haiku and Senry are so similar, I can't distinguish a difference! Too technical for me... glad you got a kick out of it though! Cheers my friend!!
Date: 11/30/2022 9:44:00 AM
Funny! I loved these, Jack. I'd say you should keep writing them from time to time.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/30/2022 10:50:00 AM
I will at your request my dear sir! lol Enjoy...
Date: 11/30/2022 5:48:00 AM
Basho has got nothing on you Jack, keep em coming. Tom
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/30/2022 5:55:00 AM
Wendy said I was naughty? Think I have overstepped my niceties? LOL Oh well I'll be good tomorrow!
Date: 11/30/2022 5:17:00 AM
That's really cute Jack.. naughty but cute.. But don't ever frown, I love to see that smile.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/30/2022 5:36:00 AM
Still lost my naughty! (grin) How are you too today Miss Wen? And the weather? Love from Canada... Happy Jack XOX
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