Minion Poems - Poems about Minion

Before I down my cuppa, before I brush me teeth let me go down on one knee and pray to thee Before the sun arises and before the world rises let me close my eyes so you can hear my cries Lord, may you always be my guiding light and friend so I can live beside...

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Oh, from what demented mind was born A thing so pointless as a lawn? Surely some old eccentric lord In a mansion, born both rich and barmy, Who could so lavishly afford A mighty artful minion army Of sowers of seed and pullers of weed Of mowers of grass and spreaders of feed That could do for him each filthy deed And meet the...

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when a minion gives political opinion-snowflake in a blizzard...

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If I were a minion I would wait for my orders. At home and at work. I would ask for a list. I would follow it to the letter. I would not be creative. I would not be innovative. I would never take any initiative. I would follow the crowd. If they threw rocks I would throw rocks. If they made fun of...

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She had no one but Poindexter but he was more than enough As a cat he was a force to contend with and rather wily and tough It is Valentine’s Day and it is only these two supportive friends. He is waiting patiently as she pours the milk and makes amends. Poindexter has been a bit peeved since she...

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Want to talk? Silence. Want to play a game? Head shake. Want to put a puzzle together? Silence. What can I do to help? Head shake. Has someone hurt your feelings? Silence. Can you tell me how you are feeling? Head shake. You are great at not talking. I see a glimpse of a glimmer of a smile. Breakthrough. Thirty minutes after playing With legos and animals this five-year-old laughs loudly I...

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If I had a minion he would be gloriously deferent to me. He would wash my dishes, he would pay my bills. He would do my dusting, and he would vacuum. Uh-oh. This is sounding suspiciously familiar. This minion would cook my food, he would buy the groceries. He would bring me sweet tea, He would bring home pie. I am so hoping...

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He was my henchman, my minion, my stooge, and we both liked it that way. But then he moved away with a new girlfriend, and became her henchman, Leaving me to fend for myself. And after all I had taught him. He was perfect, just the way he was. Getting my coffee exactly right, Five creams, two sweeteners and A dollop of...

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So mischievous was Aphrodite's dissonant minion of love Instinct is discerning towards arrows released from above With a dishonest consideration to environmental influences He pulled back his bow Finger still wet from determining the wind's lingering effect On the emotions below Releasing piercing assailants from the invisibilities of love Instinct is discerning towards arrows released from above Some say he...

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Tears streamed down her face, Her thoughts raced, Her heart ached, They made her feel like the only way to prepare Was to hid her emotions from everyone who truly cared And that is why she's scared Of everyone's opinion Congratulations society you made her a minion...

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You read the title correctly, I realize that everyone's entitled to their own opinion But, please read the entire story before you decide Yes, I fell in love with a one eyed Minion Like most of you I really enjoyed Despicable Me and in it there was this one little guy a bit shorter in stature, hair parted in the middle Deep...

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Our new master is the silent one as evil as can be His plan was to stock pile all the banana's in the world and It must be said we whole heartedly agreed , Now banana's are spread around the world so we need minions by the score There's Carl and Tim and bob and Kevin...

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Banana is my favorite fruit It looks like my aunt when she was in bloom Yellow is the color I dearly love It matches my skin tone even my little pinky toe I have numerous cousins; hundreds of...

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manger baby--my one-in-a-trillion-gift I the master; sin my minion perpetual dominion...

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