Mildly Poems - Poems about Mildly

My lustful neighbour, Mildred, took a lodger An old guy with one God-almighty todger But the bulge he had down there Was absorbant underwear Can anybody house a homeless codger...

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[For the uninitiated or for the inebriated Or because I fear my story might be underrated I feel I should advise you using any fact that fits That Sixgun Sid has wooden legs and other wooden bits.] ...

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He swallowed the little blue diamond And that’s when his lady’s eyes widened She bellowed her ire That’s my best saphire His ardour? Not harder nor hightened...

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A rare carpet was said made for flight But its owner had terror of height You would think he’d choose gain But he focused on pain, “If earth wasn’t so hard I just might.” Brian Johnston September 6, 2015...

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A Miss diagnosed tragic ailment, Life strongly suggesting derailment, Said, “Dis ease among men Seems not all due to sin, Let’s pray our death brings pain’s curtailment.” Brian Johnston August 22, 2015...

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There once was a hustler named Mable Her mad skills at pool stuff of fable Said, “It’s all up to you But I’ll polish the cue Of anyone clearing my table.” Brian Johnston August 15, 2015...

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Personal Tag There’s a personal tag on my car It’s a stand out in my repertoire It suggests ‘HUG’M NOW,’ And it must be highbrow, For the source was our friend NPR. Brian Johnston June 29, 2015...

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A new patron crawled into a bar, Surprised all that he made it that far, He said 'I really think, I should have a quick drink, Or no way I’ll get back to my car.'...

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A first internet date with a stranger, Proved to be a flirtation with danger, Said the girl to her shrink, As her hand stroked her mink, ‘I guess I wasn't born in a manger!' Brian Johnston August 24, 2014...

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A beauteous Miss felt attraction, And she loved her man Kane to distraction, When friends questioned her love, Well she gave them a dove, Warned, ‘You all best stay clear of my action!...

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There once was a cute chick named Nora, Who preferred to dress up in angora, But her boyfriend got sick, To her clothes allergic, Now she won’t wear a thing but her aura....

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A temptress whose first name was Ella, Had her best snares set out for a fella, He saw through her ruses And not fond of bruises Simply said, ‘You’re not my Cinderella’...

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There's no way to leave you and be me, No where else I am longing to be, The music that's playing Is all about swaying And there's no cause for fear I can see....

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In moments when the twilight sparks To gently flare as dark embarks, Tender comes eve swinging a hum While air-brushed clouds, on flight, succumb. Yet, through the lull of sky, I hear Their voices billow quite unclear Whispering mildly, still I know Those refrains from seasons ago. Somehow, before the call of morn When foggy mist glides on hawthorns, And daybreak hails a new sunset I...

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Love, You awoke me in Winter's playground, 2006, Four wind-chapped cheeks brewing with embarrassment, And twenty fraying fingernail beds. Reece. He kissed me under mistletoe And I cried to my Mummy When he couldn't find you like you found me. It wasn't long before you fooled me again. I thought I caught you, hiding in the pupils of the Devil, Beneath the honey sheets of Sam's...

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