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Premium Member Mid-Life Crisis

Go on run, run from your life
You did the home, kids , and wife
You should run before you fall
So just run, run from it all

Nine to five's a daily grind
Just leave it all far behind
No more sweat, stress, or strife
Better run, run from your life

Kids don't care, it's such a crime
They're on their phones all the time
As for you, they never call
When you run, run from it all

She swore, till death do us part
But you can't thaw a frozen heart
Every hour cuts like a knife
Gotta run, run for your life

Premium Member Maybe It's Mid Life Crisis

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                    It may be the mid life crisis
                                   okay
                                  so far
                             i'm digging it

                                    nah

                               it's you girl
                           every tough inch
                                 uv your's

                      i'm gonna let the reader
                                sizzle girlie
                                    sizzle

                                    yeah
                                 you are it...
                                  senorita

                          your auburn tresses
                                    alone 
                               their cascade
                            'long yourn frame
                       i love looking and writing
                                'bout your's 
                           mine fine feminine
                                      ....
                             i'm thanking Him
                         i'm thanking Him girlie

Premium Member Mid Life Crisis

With all this Corona in the air,
Wearing masks is a total nightmare!
Whilst we're hiding faces
Time to buy some braces,
Fix these wonky teeth, neat and square


Ladder of Time

There comes a time 
Looking back on this life of mine

They say it’s a mid life crisis
It’s more like times oasis

In the mist of memory’s 
Some clear some faint
Looks like I’ve not been a complete saint

The ladder of time reaches high
memories locked in the minds eye 

Step by step we see the past 
Each run the ladder so vast 

One or two we need to forget
But often they slip through the net

Keep all memories good and bad 
Be Happy not sad 

Memory is a snapshot of time 
No one can take them 
They are all mine.

Mid Life Crisis 13

Mid life crisis worth
wear and tear
cannon fodder curse



6-17-18

Mid-Life Crisis

mid-life crisis
hubby's hair turning 
back to brown


The Mid-Life Crisis

The Mid-Life Crisis

By Elton Camp

It was at the age of forty-five
A new car Fred bought to drive

You might think he’d buy a sedan
In keeping with being a family man

He thought a convertible would be nice
Above the dash was a fuzzy pair of dice

He had “Mean Machine” put on the side
With painted, red flames, Fred did ride

So that anyplace that he would go,
He’d be called by chicks, “Daddy-O”

The problem was seen by Fred’s wife
It was a crisis brought by mid-life

After a few months, he settled down
And got his feet planted on the ground

Thirty years later, he did the same again
But this time he was too old to create sin

Mid Life Crisis

Escape from the norm
Most men want a motorbike
I am your crisis.

Once Upon An Under Edited Mid-Life Crisis

Once upon an under edited and somewhat jaded, 
female’s mid-life crisis
she sat down to contemplate the options of all her
“age appropriate” vices’

“Debauchery deficient”, “depravity bereft”,she 
was "tragically prosaic”.
sadly ending her self-indulgent deprecation 
with,“pitifully archaic”
 
Upon further diagnosis and self
evaluation, she concluded 
she had neither mid-life crisis nor deficiency, 
but was brazenly deluded!

Severe results of this delusion; 
insomnia induced proliferation:
this excessively verbose and heinously, 
superfluous pontification!

Not So Mid Life Crisis

He’s having a big mid life crisis
It’s a bit late, I grant you, but true
It should have begun in his forties
And not when he hit eighty two
When he traded his wife for a new one
(She is thirty years younger, or more)
The old one was getting quite past it
So he told her, and showed her the door

He now spends his time, with fine dining and wine
And all of life’s pleasures and joys
From Italian suits and dying his roots
To a house full of gadgets and toys
In the garage there sits a big Harley 
And whenever the weather is sunny
He jumps on his hack, with his bird on the back
And they go out and spend loadsa money

But he’s not such a big hairy biker
Since when they return from the trip
He’ll sit down in front of the fire
For a cocoa, and afternoon kip
As his old aching bones start rebelling
And he ponders upon his past life
All the things he has done, the women the fun
But most, how he misses his wife

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