Microwaves Poems - Poems about Microwaves

Bad Science

...
I’ve been transmitting
on the frequency we talked about—
the one braided with microwaves
and half-truths
about entangled minds
and sympathetic resonance.

I figured you’d catch the pulse
on...

A day in the past

...Jack is learning so much at home, he’s bright and cheerful and never alone,

there’s always something good to do, like playing with bubbles or a trip to the zoo.

Experiments with water and soap,...

AI - Amy Ingram

...Amy Ingram, who lives next door,
like nobody, you've met before,
always talks with a whirring sound,
and walks an inch above the ground,
all mechanical that's for sure.

She reopened the hardwa...

Laugh through 2024

...“Every year is a chess game. New Year is a new chess game! You make the right moves, you win the game!”
Mehmet Murat ildan


Questions of resolutions for new years day.
It's a c...

Life Before the Internet

...I recall writing checks in my spidery crawl.
The TV then was a humming spaceship
with glowing innards that deep-scanned 
all who glued their flickering, bug-eyed minds to it;
it abducted whole fa...

Whats the Shtick With Coffee

...What’s the shtick with coffee?
Why can my love, grow so cold, so fast?
Before microwaves, we’d keep to a tiny cup at a time
with no creamer. A little bit of the grind to warm us up-
a love so str...

Rant

...This town, this Silk Road had no toll to pay
  yet from the east caravans again fill its
pharaonic marble and glass temples. Monolith

malls rise its clefts, eco-wilderness morph
  into mult...

All I Want For Christmas Is Food

...[Written last year, or perhaps the year before
But youtube was awash with parodies in a
Similar vein. Unless I didn’t look properly, I
Haven’t posted it before... so here you go...]

           ...

A Grand Canyon Mouth

...Know some people with a Grand Canyon mouth
When they yawn, things not nailed down, go south
Fridges and microwaves
Two hundred ton whales
All succumb to this suction, even your spouse<>

Born By Mistake

...I keep my window open for fresh air
Just in case I jump out one day
I keep the curtains pulled for privacy
To block the suns rays

I can't get no sex so I do it myself
Just call it voluntary ma...

Technological Breakdown

...Technological Breakdown.
.
Has Hi-tech technology
Now gone too far 
That we seem lost without
In this hedonistic instant gratification
Obsessed  days
.
Or were we better without it yesterday
...

Fun Off Rhyme Crafted Early Doors

...Time’s up 
mind’s plucked 
watch me cave in 
rhymes suck 
my luck 
hair’s wearing thin 
corrupt 
destruct 
stops me thinking 
clocks stuck 
bell struck 
sound silencing 

Now I told you ...

S'Mores Please

...S’mores please
The sloppier the better
Not in the microwave!
Over an open campfire

With the marshmallow black on one side
That’s the crunchy part we do not get from microwaves
And while we ar...

Mistakes I'Ve Made a Few

...I’ve made a few mistakes in my life. I can say that with aplomb
I wore a blue brocade tux with a top hat and cane to my junior/senior prom.

I once let a beautician curl my hair...now that was rea...

All Hollows Eve

...Sitting in the parking lot
	in my truck just wondering
wondering what this day I’ll see
	my coworkers and what they’ll be

many today do costumes wear
	reflecting what they may not be
hidden d...

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