Humorous Metaphor Poems

Do you have a poetic licence
to park your pitiful purple prose
(alliteratively he wrote)
it even puts my poor feet to sleep
and gives me painful coma toes
(literally...

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He only sees reason
In those who sing with him
The same song.
He disagrees with what you say
And does not defend you but applauds
Your right to say...

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          - It was just...

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an erotic bike ride                     ...

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wave wave wave 
a mouth an ocean
tongue slobbering like a big slobbery dog
licking my face
wave wave wave
zave mave jave
licking my face an ocean wave
mouth of...

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Defecation accidentally clogged...

for the umpteenth time 
during spate to sit scrawny buttucks 
on porcelain throne id est 
videre licet toilet bowl...
with toxic water brew threatening
to...

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I'm a flower tickler
with a flower tickler's thumb
like my dog before me
although he's more of a philanthropist
than a poet, but, like him, I too bark
my...

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Does not matter what they say..
Poetry is easy but it’s not poetry…
Hallmark cliché is not a poem I am afraid..
You can spot a poet.. By...

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Chickens aim so high.
Aha! That's what I thought too,
When I hear you cluck....

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Riddles
Riddle me this Batman:
what is the middle of a fat man?
Is there anything clean
about a garbage can?
If two can dance
can Toucan Sam?
Is beige the same...

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Abandoned Yellow Star,
Existential apostle.
Solar flares haunt outworlds, "I'm It, you're not."

Mercury, Mary's star loved from afar.
Hot but not the hottest star.
A tiny lifeless star.

Venus will...

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i’m lonely and can’t understand ~ why my waiting room is never full 

said the psychiatrist to his dentist ~ whom replied you talk such...

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dead rat in the road
flat rat in the road
as if placed without gore
more like a small fur rug
than a rodent
as it ran to its conclusion
not...

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summing up: 
all the evidence was there
how we fell through each other's arms
now, a failed extrovert
looking for pieces dropped along the way
heading
for the afterlife
with nothing...

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for your information
I am not a little toy brick man
with U shaped hands
and interchangeable heads
but the world I live in
is...

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