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Jesus and the rich young man and His disciples Matthew 19:16-30 NKJ

Now behold, one came and said to Him,"Good Teacher, what good thing shall I
do that I might have eternal life?" So, He said to him,"Why do you call Me good?
No one is good but One, that is God. But if you want to enter into life, keep the
commandments."  He said to Him,"Which ones?" Jesus

Chew Chew Matt Kung Fu Cat

Chew Chew Mat the Kung Fu Cat
Was roly, round, rotund and phat
She challenged every cat around.
Threw them into the air and onto the ground.

She was as fierce as any feline I had ever seen.
Her face was wide, her eyes were green.
She slammed me into the chair right away.
Okay I said, Let’s get this on, let’s

Republican Matt Gaetz and His Being Currupt

In the halls of power, a name does arise,
Matt Gaetz, they say, with dubious ties.
A Republican figure, some claim corrupt,
In shadows of scandal, he's often been swept.

His constituents' trust, he seems to neglect,
For personal gain, he's known to select.
But let us remember, not all paint the same,
In politics, diversity's part of the game.

Though some may

Any Idea Where Matt Is

The massive head came out of the water hard and fast.
This shark had a blood red mouth and killer teeth!
“It is a great white!” Matt yelled.
We rushed to see.
“Look at those serrated teeth!” 
“I am going to get a closer look!” yelled Matt.
Not the brightest sailor on the ship that day.
He jumped into the water

Matt Was Needed In Heaven

Matt was needed in heaven, to lead the ones who were lost.
His smile, those blue eyes, that lively look. 
Who would not run to him?
He helps children cross over.
Tiny angels are confused at first.
When they see him, they instantly light up.

Older people trust Matt immediately. 
He is their guide to the pearly gates.
He is wise

My Cousin Matt

The sun it shines upon my face,
Again, as was the day before,
It rose and crept upon my space,
And set as always on my door.

Enclosed I’m not, my spirit thrives,
Enjoying past and future times,
I feel and see all your lives,
I visit through your hearts and minds.

Continue on, I stress to you,
And live your lives as you

Matt Gaetz

Matt, I really hate what they’re reporting about you, 
And the current investigation finds it is entirely not true, 
That you may refurbish your professional career 
The impact of the charges alone could ruin you, I fear. 
 
Gracious, you and I are of totally different persuasion 
And we agree on almost nothing on the

Matt Mcconaughey

Hickory Dickory
Matt McConaughey
Player of bongo drums
But only nude

Masterly achieving
Verisimilitude
Blue-eyed, Irish actor
Very cool dude

01/21/2021
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She Calls Herself Matt Gratt

She calls herself Matt,
because she is a prat,
and she's getting sacked,
and that is a fact!!

ha ha

A Nirvana Sunrise and Matt Amish

  A Nirvana Sunrise and Matt Amish


   Cat whiskers, pen, notebook.
   Brain flowing with ideas blending
   with hazelnut coffee drenched scents.
   Soft notes of Miles Davis ride the air.

   Sitting here in complete divine joy!
   Grandson goes to human school soon.
 

Matt and Dot Missed the Mark

Matt is a freakishly neat male
His kitchen is spotlessly clean
Almost made his date Dot want to bail
Clutter free to her is utterly obscene.

To live here would feel like jail.
Matt felt it was amazingly keen.
His minimalism felt rather stale.
Dot simply despised Matt’s neat-nick scene.

Her home is loaded with piles of junk mail,
She is a hoarder from

A Deal With Magic Matt

Full scale sleep. 
Where is it? 
What is it? 
Can you buy it at a grocery?

Oh, wow, magic Matt.
You are selling it!
Today, but only to the first customer!

And this one is a worry-free pill?
It does sound wonderful. Will these two pills 
together give me a worry-free good night’s full scale sleep?

Will you take a check

Homage To Walt Sing Matt Tilde

~ Homage to Walt Sing Matt Tilde ~

The art of the
     "FAKE" deal (according
     to Walt Dizzy Take a Knee Sing
     Matt Tilde) once again
as oft iterated in previous poems,
     doth (soup pearly, theoretically,
    and wantonly)

Dialect Tickle Matt Arial Hiz Im 1st Sentence

Courtesy of Marx (albeit Zeppo, 
Harpo, Groucho, and Chico), whose 
acts (along Seuss iz Zacks Fifth 
Avenue) brought generations of 
laughter to Vaudeville, and then 
the Silver Screen adlibbed, linkedin, 
and ransacked skits zoid material 
Bing very loosely based on his best 
known writings (Oh Pee Yet Of The 

Masses) by Karl Marx (no relation

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