Homage To Walt Sing Matt Tilde

~ Homage to Walt Sing Matt Tilde ~ The art of the "FAKE" deal (according to Walt Dizzy Take a Knee Sing Matt Tilde) once again as oft iterated in previous poems, doth (soup pearly, theoretically, and wantonly) appertain to anyone (abstractedly, essentially, and loosely translated), aye ascertain ptomaine anyone can attain driving a hard bargain, (sans basement prices) utilizing her/his birdbrain, (which might be about the size of a child size chill blain - mebbe acquired during weather beaten life at sea as boatswain), nonetheless for results, one best ought be without a brain even if promoted as Captain Cain Guru, cuz to become star apprentice, one must master trumpeting as a certain Don Casanova Chieftain stealing the vote if necessary and freely distribute cocaine (as an opiate of the masses) to silence anyone that might complain, thus sets the figurative stage to contain any potentially mutinous threat (against sought after bounty) also necessitates practicing nepotism assigning coxswain to an immediate family member with a skull full bone if eyed crackbrain and when upon wheeling and dealing i.e. thee metaphorical curtain call - pull out all stops to detain vendor even exhibiting faux ("FAKE) disdain for deplorable basket weavers iterated by domain holder ye wish to acquire sought after envied goodies, oh...and do everything to drain the patience of he/she who controls coveted booty calling for trotting out "Stormy Daniels" to entertain and continue ploy long after hated yuge, bigly, stupid losers winning morons with zero wind blown naturally "FAKE" orange blond wind blown hair, which constant induces onlookers with eyestrain.