Manky Poems - Poems about Manky

...My Santa sack was filled with poop To many this news ain’t a scoop I’ve perfected the art How to write about fart I've posted about them on soup I’ll divulge about Aunty Mable wh......

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...Grouin up in Glesga wis nae mean feat Pleyin in the back courts an dreepin the wass Plouterin in puddles manky water sploshing aboot, Searching in yon mucky middens fur treasure Thrown oot by the......

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...Poets Collective multi-site network Canzone The canzone is an Italian form with strong similarities to the sestina. There are no rhymes; instead there are five keywords that determine the structur......

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...Ted’s big toe is covered in fungus It’s massive, in fact it’s humongus He can’t fit in his shoes and he sure gets the blues as he cannot hang out among us Ted began to feel very d......

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...My Doberman puppy's in trouble He cocked his leg against our kitchen table And I’d only just taken him for walkies where he just sniffed at that manky mutt Mable I’d let my Chester ......

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...I'm sleeping banana leaves Who sprout at your summon For every liquid led onto my sleeves I'm a wandering savannah breeze long gone, at your beck.. shelters 'r abode from heat, lays you with ......

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...The forecast says, not a cloud in the sky, Great prospects for spousal action today. Since my sweetie likes a clean-shaven guy, Better find my razor without delay! The girl doesn’t like my scru......

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...Adventures of Robin Hood and his Merry Men. No1. Robin’s Thick Member We wuz out huntin that day Ah remembers as plain as can be When a ansome buck came us way Fust to sho......

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...Sue Hickey reminising In the land of the Kiwi where the sun forgets 2 shine, Sue had been cooking up some ole purple dyed cat mince, Home staggered a boyfriend and a Drongo glassy eyed,......

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...last night i had the strangest dream i dreamt i was all manky i had greasy hair and smelly feet and bogies in my hanky my ass was brown and pooey my ears full of yellow stuff my belly button s......

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