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Mister Magoo

...Mister Magoo -
“Quincy’s” eyesight’s askew.
This old geezer
tried his hand as “Ebenezer.”
...

Suddenly frisson cold with fright

...Suddenly frisson cold with fright...

I describe, suddenly feeling scared
and tried to summon sense and sensibility 
after scrambling to stand upright
with all my might.

Otherwise titled 
re...

:blinded as the chalk dust blew:

...
  oblivion is nothing new ~ i’ve been there once and will go back too

  i awoke crying as sensations grew ~ til death rubbed out all i knew

  god only knows who’s really who ~ i’m bamboozled ...

favorite part of the circus

...The polka dotted monkey had a banana in each hand.
He did a flip, a summersault and a giant handstand.
We noticed his colorful bib then that said “Be you”.
He was our favorite part of the circus s...

Future time traveler looks back one century ago

...Future time traveler looks back one century ago

I exhibit health and virility at one hundred and 
64 years astride planet earth, whereby spouse,
(who remained married to yours truly for about
o...

Y'All Make Me Laugh So

...Y'all make me laugh so
        hard...
silly it's as I've never laughed before

        then when...

you scribe your foolishness
  oh how my tummy akees
        my side...
my giggle will wi...

Monorhyme For Fun

...do not look at me said our lazy cindy lou
she is likely to overdo it if she does it, said Uncle Stew
Dolphin shook his head, voting for Magoo
All we needed now was a boy named Sue

a ghost came ...

Its Summer and Its Pleasing

...It`s summer and it`s pleasing
           in 12 shades of green.
           I think i`ll go fishing
           or maybe just dream.
           In a trillium forest
           by a trout lily stre...

Her Name Is Moo

...What is her name? We asked those who lived on floor blue.
Her name is Moo, and she is always wearing a flowered mumu.
No someone argued; that cow’s name is Frank footer Sue.
Why would that be? We ...

Lousy

...On a head, there lived a louse,
It was this itchy louse's house.
Mr Magoo was a mole,
Who lived in a deep, dark hole.
BANG! the head just shot a grouse!...

Future Time Traveler Looks Back One Century Ago

...Future time traveler looks back one century ago

The following poem tweaked 
courtesy original author who crafted
literary endeavor some couple years ago.

Now circa August 20th, 2122, 
or 193...

Lucky Lucky You

...Dr Jekyll is your uncle! Lucky you! Lucky you!
Of course they say that, to them he is Mr.Magoo.
Doing peculiar things, making crazy things appear.
They do not see Hyde, who will smack up your rear...

Circa February 12th, 2122 10:30 Pm

...Circa February 12th, 2122 ~ 10:30 PM

Equals twenty one thirty 22:30 military time
future time traveler looks back one century ago,
oceanic waterways overladen with green slime,
yours truly atte...

Mister Mcgoo's Disaster

...I shudder to think of Mr. Magoo
He got himself in an awful stew
Blind as a bat,
Fell in a vat
Sadly, it was a cauldron of glue. 

written October 6, 2021...

Blue Ducks Gunning For Farmer Bob

...The day the pond dried up, the ducks were blue.
They spoke to the chickens, the turkeys, the peacock too.
They wanted to speak to the rancher, and possibly sue.
He was nowhere around, that tight w...

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