Long Magoo Poems

Circa February 12th, 2122 ~ 10:30 PM

Equals twenty one thirty 22:30 military time
future time traveler looks back one century ago,
oceanic waterways overladen with green slime,
yours truly attempted crafting id est feeble rhyme
far from madding crowd,...

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Future time traveler looks back one century ago

The following poem tweaked 
courtesy original author who crafted
literary endeavor some couple years ago.

Now circa August 20th, 2122, 
or 1930 military time,
yours truly attempted 
drafting id est feeble...

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Future time traveler looks back one century ago

I exhibit health and virility at one hundred and 
64 years astride planet earth, whereby spouse,
(who remained married to yours truly for about
one century – which elapsed in...

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Suddenly frisson cold with fright...

I describe, suddenly feeling scared
and tried to summon sense and sensibility 
after scrambling to stand upright
with all my might.

Otherwise titled 
recalling taking a fall
about five years ago
ala Humpty Dumpty impersonation
(and nearly...

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The Little Children are Crying
 
Of recent sad occurrence—
At the southern border of the USA
In prescribed DHS detention centers,
Little refugee children are crying
For their mothers and fathers—
From whom they had been cruelly taken
And caged like...

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(521 Australian servicemen were killed in
the Vietnam War.  Menzies = Australian
leader, septic tanks = "yanks", 
Queensberry = fair, as in the rules of
boxing, bonzer = good)

I'm Billy Bohane from Castlemaine - 
it's an Irish...

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Bajillion years after proto humans experienced woe
countless figurative early Brady bunched bro doggie
dimples encountered necessity to escape cohabitation
(marital covenant alien), yet quasi marital brouhaha
ofttimes witnessed altercation begetting re: thorough

out baby with bath water phenomena, which...

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And For Supper Tonight...
The Missus Prepared Her Trademark Tortilla Pizza

Hmm...yum...after a hard
days night of reading Hebrew,
though I do not know a word,
nonetheless taking leftist to right
correspondence course tubby guru

hoop fully coaxing posthumous fame and glory
detailing...

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Ya know baby you're usually right
Center cut, intherace, that's your place
On target, red carpet, gotomarket
Hittin' the bull's eye, 'n baby, I'm your guy
Smack-Dab babe
Like the Nile, you flow the right way
Like Carlyle, know what ta...

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It`s summer and it`s pleasing
           in 12 shades of green.
           I think i`ll go fishing
...

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Suddenly frisson aye describe...,
I suddenly feel scared

As told once upon time helloo
from me matt chew
most previous poem ugh goo,
viz freak accident found ninety
degree angled desk corner (ewe
might not bull heave)

rammed, impaled, fricasseed 
smack dab skew
whirred...

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This one goes out to any of you who find yourself 
feeling like me. 
Maybe ones who are looking for a special friend, 
or just someone to keep company.

If you’ve had the luck that I’ve...

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I taught I taw a weird sight on Halloween nwight, 
I swear, I can still picture it in my horrwified head.
Mr. Magoo was there and filled with fwight,
but unlike before this time he wasn’t polite....

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Dr Jekyll is your uncle! Lucky you! Lucky you!
Of course they say that, to them he is Mr.Magoo.
Doing peculiar things, making crazy things appear.
They do not see Hyde, who will smack up your rear.

Dr. ...

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IF YOU WERE FOOL ENOUGH TO….

If you were fool enough to ask me things that better be
What I’d rather do twiddle-doo twiddle-dee if I were free

Yes, if you lived in a caved-in sagging igloo like...

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do not look at me said our lazy cindy lou
she is likely to overdo it if she does it, said Uncle Stew
Dolphin shook his head, voting for Magoo
All we needed now was a boy named...

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Bugs Bunny was a hero that wore no mask
That rascally rabbit, "What's up doc?", he'd ask!
The Flintstones Fred yelled,"Yaba daba doo!"
Wilma, Barney and Betty there with him too!

Popeye would always say, "I'm strong to the...

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This is my first attempt at blank verse
Don't expect a lot of content 
It's a blank verse for goodness sakes
So the dialogue will be absent

How much of a clue do you really need
The verse is...

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Those magazine covers,
All over your walls…
Do not matter-- Mr. Trump-
You are greedy corporate master.
We don’t need a one man show-entertainer.

In some other lifetime, perchance--
You were a snake oil salesman.
We have enough self-naris-tic people.
Parading around thinking...

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What is her name? We asked those who lived on floor blue.
Her name is Moo, and she is always wearing a flowered mumu.
No someone argued; that cow’s name is Frank footer Sue.
Why would that be?...

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If God answered every one of your prayers just where would you be...
Would you be living in Fargo or Washington, D.C.?

If God answered everyone of your prayers what would do...
Would you be a doctor, a...

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Y'all make me laugh so
        hard...
silly it's as I've never laughed before

        then when...

you scribe your foolishness
  oh how my...

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His name was Mutt
'cause he was the runt
of a family of giants you see
and at only five foot three,
everyone called him Mutt.

Mutt wore glasses very thick
but unlike Magoo, Mutt Muster was quick
at all kinds of...

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The day the pond dried up, the ducks were blue.
They spoke to the chickens, the turkeys, the peacock too.
They wanted to speak to the rancher, and possibly sue.
He was nowhere around, that tight wad, Magoo.

I...

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Never missed a show     Their antics filled the screen     These two totally different characters     Made me laugh howl and scream   ...

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