Limerick Love Poems

Our fantasy sometimes will paint
A lover that's some kind of saint.
But isn't that dull?
For life is more full
Where only perfection, there ain't....

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The faithful white race MAGA troop
Should look at this late-breaking scoop:
Trump's "elites" agree
Their face lifts to be
Will ape the Chinese ethnic group...

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She’s gone, and now we’re worlds apart
What’s left is a hole in my heart
I know I must go on
Attempt to stay strong
And forgive, though it’s...

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Cruising in her Hyundai Sonata,
listening to a Bach cantata,
she killed the overhead light
and mused, “For dinner tonight?
I'd love your saucy enchilada.”...

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Just one per cent’s enough in love,
Came a voice from clouds far above.
What about ninety nine?
Dubious, wait in a line--
Summon courage to make a move!
_______________________
Limerick...

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there once was a fella named Joe
whose hairstyle's a wonky Afro
to the barber Joe went
Who repaired his head dent
Joe returned bald headed like Moe!...

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When God smiled it was balm soothing my soul,
it was letting me know that He was in control.
Once in faith I believed,
and from sin He...

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An Irish Themed Limerick Poetry Contest
Tania Kitchin

At the pubs across the Ireland nights
It's a clover field under the lights
Irish men love to pluck
Stray petals with...

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There was an oul fella from Baltinglass

Who fell madly in love with a young lass

When he asked her to dance

She took fright at first glance

So...

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A 5-Liner on your Life Poetry Contest
Andrea Dietrich

The Story Of My Life

When my husband's infidelity thrashed
Into a lit dumpster our marriage dashed
A storybook is blackened
And...

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Three ladies have blessed my life 
My Mum my Nan and my wife 
Now in heaven above 
I treasure their love 
Such loss stabs my...

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It is her birthday, another year
full of life, love, laughter – fun, and cheer.
	You cannot go wrong 
	that many-years strong ;)
Here is a toast to...

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“The deer is a reminder that 
patience and persistence are key to success.”
            ...

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O, idle love that flows where meters clash,
Where sense and vigor do not well align;
For thou the bowl of sense do rudely smash,
For I, the...

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The groom should assume while he’s there,
He ought not say aught au cotraire.
Polish your shoes,
Smile at all news,
Till one and a one are a pair.
...

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