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Limerick Love Poems

These Limerick Love poems are examples of Love poems about Limerick. These are the best examples of Love Limerick poems written by international poets.


When caught in a Coldplay
Time was when every bullet had a name,
For every lens now one can  say the same.
Privacy’s all but dead
If not on a deathbed,
Beware of...

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Categories: humor, life, love,



Limericks X
Limericks X

This is a more serious limerick:

The Abandoned Child’s Complaint
by Michael R. Burch

I hoped you might have loved me,
but you pushed me out to sea
...

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Categories: love, baby, child, child abuse,

Failed Swingers' Party - bawdy
THeir plan - in each oriface pour
some Vaseline, KY and more...
with rings of the bell
they both had to yell,
"Too greasy to open the door."...

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© Jack Horne  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: love hurts,

Premium Member Hung Up on You!
I was hung up on you, oh that's true,
But not in the way you knew.
I swiped off the line,
While you were saying you're mine 
I...

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Categories: lost love,

Charcoal face
To win her whole heart was my sole goal,
In summer, I tanned just for her soul.
I sunbathed at Lagos Beach,
A Black there to woo a...

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Categories: beach, black love, friendship



Premium Member Heaven Is For Real
They say heaven is for real,
that is really a great deal.
I will get to see you,
I am happy not blue.
I am filled with much love...

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Categories: love, beautiful, fun, heaven, joy,

Premium Member Why Are Cats So Cute ?

I love my tabby kitty's tummy dots.
all those swirly, soft, downy lovely spots;
she likes to jump, spin and leap,
sometime, behind me will creep . ....

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Categories: cat, funny, love,

Premium Member Get a Room
A young fellow back east in Lahore
was making out with his girl on the floor.
Said she "This floor is too hard.
Let's go out in the...

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© Jim Healey  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humor, love, youth,

Premium Member Love is Love
Some people can be so headstrong.
Vice-President Vance is so wrong.
The pope told him, point-blank,
love's not something you rank.
So why can't we just get along?...

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© Jim Healey  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: love, political, prejudice,

Premium Member Cupid's Aim
Yes, Justice aspires to be blind,
But Cupid is not far behind.
His aim is so loose,
A moose and a goose
Once found that their stars were aligned....

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Categories: love, allegory, animal, bird, funny,

Premium Member Only Perfection There Ain't
Our fantasy sometimes will paint
A lover that's some kind of saint.
But isn't that dull?
For life is more full
Where only perfection, there ain't....

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Categories: love, boyfriend, cheer up, girlfriend,

Premium Member crazy rich asians American style
The faithful white race MAGA troop
Should look at this late-breaking scoop:
Trump's "elites" agree
Their face lifts to be
Will ape the Chinese ethnic group...

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Categories: evil, funny love, mental

Two years of a life in a nutshell
She’s gone, and now we’re worlds apart
What’s left is a hole in my heart
I know I must go on
Attempt to stay strong
And forgive, though it’s...

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© D. Riven  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: love, for her, in memoriam,

Premium Member Bunch of limericks and other funny tricks IV
I once met a child of the devil,
who in her father’s fame did revel.
And boy, would she get mad
if you dared diss her dad.
Her rage...

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© Rio Jansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: dad, daughter, humor, love,

Just one per cent in love
Just one per cent’s enough in love,
Came a voice from clouds far above.
What about ninety nine?
Dubious, wait in a line--
Summon courage to make a move!
_______________________
Limerick...

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Categories: humor, love,


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