Limerick Love Poems

They say heaven is for real,
that is really a great deal.
I will get to see you,
I am happy not blue.
I am filled with much love...

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I love my tabby kitty's tummy dots.
all those swirly, soft, downy lovely spots;
she likes to jump, spin and leap,
sometime, behind me will creep . ....

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A young fellow back east in Lahore
was making out with his girl on the floor.
Said she "This floor is too hard.
Let's go out in the...

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Some people can be so headstrong.
Vice-President Vance is so wrong.
The pope told him, point-blank,
love's not something you rank.
So why can't we just get along?...

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Yes, Justice aspires to be blind,
But Cupid is not far behind.
His aim is so loose,
A moose and a goose
Once found that their stars were aligned....

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Our fantasy sometimes will paint
A lover that's some kind of saint.
But isn't that dull?
For life is more full
Where only perfection, there ain't....

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The faithful white race MAGA troop
Should look at this late-breaking scoop:
Trump's "elites" agree
Their face lifts to be
Will ape the Chinese ethnic group...

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She’s gone, and now we’re worlds apart
What’s left is a hole in my heart
I know I must go on
Attempt to stay strong
And forgive, though it’s...

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Just one per cent’s enough in love,
Came a voice from clouds far above.
What about ninety nine?
Dubious, wait in a line--
Summon courage to make a move!
_______________________
Limerick...

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there once was a fella named Joe
whose hairstyle's a wonky Afro
to the barber Joe went
Who repaired his head dent
Joe returned bald headed like Moe!...

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When God smiled it was balm soothing my soul,
it was letting me know that He was in control.
Once in faith I believed,
and from sin He...

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An Irish Themed Limerick Poetry Contest
Tania Kitchin

At the pubs across the Ireland nights
It's a clover field under the lights
Irish men love to pluck
Stray petals with...

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There was an oul fella from Baltinglass

Who fell madly in love with a young lass

When he asked her to dance

She took fright at first glance

So...

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A 5-Liner on your Life Poetry Contest
Andrea Dietrich

The Story Of My Life

When my husband's infidelity thrashed
Into a lit dumpster our marriage dashed
A storybook is blackened
And...

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Three ladies have blessed my life 
My Mum my Nan and my wife 
Now in heaven above 
I treasure their love 
Such loss stabs my...

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