Limerick Love Poems

This summer sure is real hot
Look I just found the jackpot
Lots of cool water
I could be an otter
This pool is a big blue pot...

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Grazing Trump’s ear gunshot when goes,
It nicks nation’s much-fancied nose,
World’s keen to know-- sharp ears,
Should things change in near years,
Republican romance,
Passion with pro-gun stance
Should slow,...

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Stay on your side of the brook, Tiger
Or else there will be a great snipper 
To end you running your mouth
So much wild noise from...

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Care for me please
Cover me with fleece
Be my solid pillar
And my heart's healer
For all I need is peace...

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Hold on to your many stripes
Before you blow out your pipes
I can hear you loud and clear
Stop acting so cavalier
Cool off then ride on one...

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I am the new robot,
do you want to guess what.
I will change your life,
better take it in strife.
Now I can't be caught....

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Honesty void of a duplex gives rash,
Meekness without a Limo makes men harsh,
life should be less hard
love with credit card
My man should be god-fearing but...

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The push-pull that provides rapport
Could faith in designers restore
More sense of our choice
Tempts us to rejoice
And make love not war with their door...

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The reminder, waking me from 
my reverie, the shattering of the
 cup of glass
This put paid to my revered sleep
 as a gloss
It was only...

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Now this is my definition of love
It's much like wrestling in the mud
You get down and dirty
And say things quite flirty
Then it all comes together...

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Special child triumphs midst physical zest
Expressing his love with warm gestures’ best
As his hugs and embrace
Reign over wheelchair race
Making him the winner in running test!

In...

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In bed, Maya looked at the ceiling,
and asked for a cup of Darjeeling,
then turned to her lover,
under the cover,
and said what a wonderful feeling!
...

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How about some delicious tea
I want it with crackers and brie
Honey is very sweet
Better than sweaty feet
I got bit by a yellow bee



That bee just...

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A FELLOW FROM RYDE

An innocent fellow from Ryde
Had trouble in bed with his bride
For no-one had said
And he hadn’t read
All about the physical side

They purchased...

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The preacher's daughter picky Vicky

Went out one night with icky Ricky

Both her parents got mad

But it wasn't that bad

She came home with a sticky hickey



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