Limerick Love Poems

Time was when every bullet had a name,
For every lens now one can  say the same.
Privacy’s all but dead
If not on a deathbed,
Beware of...

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Limericks X

This is a more serious limerick:

The Abandoned Child’s Complaint
by Michael R. Burch

I hoped you might have loved me,
but you pushed me out to sea
...

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THeir plan - in each oriface pour
some Vaseline, KY and more...
with rings of the bell
they both had to yell,
"Too greasy to open the door."...

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I was hung up on you, oh that's true,
But not in the way you knew.
I swiped off the line,
While you were saying you're mine 
I...

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To win her whole heart was my sole goal,
In summer, I tanned just for her soul.
I sunbathed at Lagos Beach,
A Black there to woo a...

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They say heaven is for real,
that is really a great deal.
I will get to see you,
I am happy not blue.
I am filled with much love...

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I love my tabby kitty's tummy dots.
all those swirly, soft, downy lovely spots;
she likes to jump, spin and leap,
sometime, behind me will creep . ....

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A young fellow back east in Lahore
was making out with his girl on the floor.
Said she "This floor is too hard.
Let's go out in the...

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Some people can be so headstrong.
Vice-President Vance is so wrong.
The pope told him, point-blank,
love's not something you rank.
So why can't we just get along?...

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Yes, Justice aspires to be blind,
But Cupid is not far behind.
His aim is so loose,
A moose and a goose
Once found that their stars were aligned....

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Our fantasy sometimes will paint
A lover that's some kind of saint.
But isn't that dull?
For life is more full
Where only perfection, there ain't....

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The faithful white race MAGA troop
Should look at this late-breaking scoop:
Trump's "elites" agree
Their face lifts to be
Will ape the Chinese ethnic group...

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She’s gone, and now we’re worlds apart
What’s left is a hole in my heart
I know I must go on
Attempt to stay strong
And forgive, though it’s...

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I once met a child of the devil,
who in her father’s fame did revel.
And boy, would she get mad
if you dared diss her dad.
Her rage...

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Just one per cent’s enough in love,
Came a voice from clouds far above.
What about ninety nine?
Dubious, wait in a line--
Summon courage to make a move!
_______________________
Limerick...

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