Limerick Love Poems

There was an oul fella from Baltinglass

Who fell madly in love with a young lass

When he asked her to dance

She took fright at first glance

So...

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A 5-Liner on your Life Poetry Contest
Andrea Dietrich

The Story Of My Life

When my husband's infidelity thrashed
Into a lit dumpster our marriage dashed
A storybook is blackened
And...

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Three ladies have blessed my life 
My Mum my Nan and my wife 
Now in heaven above 
I treasure their love 
Such loss stabs my...

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It is her birthday, another year
full of life, love, laughter – fun, and cheer.
	You cannot go wrong 
	that many-years strong ;)
Here is a toast to...

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“The deer is a reminder that 
patience and persistence are key to success.”
            ...

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O, idle love that flows where meters clash,
Where sense and vigor do not well align;
For thou the bowl of sense do rudely smash,
For I, the...

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The groom should assume while he’s there,
He ought not say aught au cotraire.
Polish your shoes,
Smile at all news,
Till one and a one are a pair.
...

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A sonnet and limerick once met
Romantically in tete-a-tete.
The sonnet had grace,
The limerick, no trace:
Make match of your muses, the net.
...

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Echoes of the silent shore into our past it transports
Calling me to my memories long ago stored
Safely put away
for days like today
when I need you...

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My purse shows barest of bottom,
The returns, never so handsome,
What a Valentine Day
That would never well pay--
A flying kiss is all to me hast come!
Dear...

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there was a young lady named Fanny
who expected to marry her fiancé Danny
she found him one day
kissing young Fay
and kicked his butt from Dublin to...

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Lavender lily’s limerick
Onyx October breeze
Violet fragrance of candlestick 
Embracing emerald energy 

Not in a committed relationship 
Only see you in my dreams
Turquoise thoughts mind sips
Everything...

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The noble lady was full of ire.
Drunk, her knight had pissed out her camp fire.
So now she sought warmth by his horse,
and there, had heated...

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The Internet is down what the hell shall I do
Talk to the walls? They just stare back nothing's new
The windows do giggle
And the curtains do...

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A man, half a mountain of hair,
Gave Cupid a bit of a scare.
He wasn't a knave,
He just didn't shave,
A heart that was rare did he...

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