Limerick Love Poems

December's chill thawed on that, our first date,
When fingers entwined and brightened my fate:
Two hands, my coat pocket,
I soared like a rocket--
Forty years on, she's...

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My mother is like the ocean
She gives a lot of devotion

So around her neck
I put pearls perfect

For all her heart's emotion

Syllables:

8,8,8
5,5...

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Once there was a boy named Louie
Who loved candy, soft and chewy, 
He swallowed one whole, 
And it took a pole
To rescue the candy gooey;

Once...

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Santa, last year we were in a tussle
Stole an icy kiss, amidst the hustle
Bad boy, it’s fisty cuffs
Viagra in your cream puffs
This year boop-dee-doop meet...

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There was a man with a love of cider 
Years went by, he got very much wider 
Now he had a lovely wife 
She was...

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Sally had too many drinks at the bar
As eyes wandered into her cookie jar
A darling to the men
Not to be outdone, then
Her eyes charged under...

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At first sight in love with this man she fell,
on the first date she’d be out of her shell. 
He came floating with a rose,
sat...

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Lovemaking is often well read,
Wisely, one must fear how they tread,
If you strip to bare charm
They may express alarm
And ask for painkillers instead.


Date: 01/11/22

A funny...

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When I was a was a boy in Heaven
Mom gave me a disc at seven

it was Chumbawamba
and I heard the tuba

Then one of them by...

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You weren't in my dreams last night
And so it does seem moonlight

The tangible is
Not so really his

Till" there will one day be sight

Syllables:

7,7,7

5,5...

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~these are the smells that I love 
I love the smell of the brisk,  crisp spring Air
Love the smell of the pine needles
 I...

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My girlfriend's dad is quite nice
Sold me a canoe half-price.
But on our first date
We got home so late,
Saved by flotation device....

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Listen... there's music in the air
Soft gentle love songs without a care
World's in rhyme
It's a special time
There isn't a time that really compares




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You seemed like such a good group
That I bravely entered the loop.
Now my mind works in meters 
And couplets compete as
I O.D. on Poetry Soup!...

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 Yesterday I ran into a macaque
 Who was playing a violin out back
   Making music with his bow
   A real...

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