Limerick Love Poems

How do we describe the true meaning of love
It's the ultimate joy, no greater feeling above
Like the song of a thrush
Makes your heart blush
Especially if...

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There once was a young man from the ground.
He said, "See the lovely horehound!"
It was rather much,
But not very clutch,
He couldn't say no to the...

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An upside down frown is the symbol of a clown
No troubles, just a real happy trip through town
With a big red nose
In his hat, a...

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under the drifting snow winter season
bracing snow starts sinful loving reason
melting snow on fireplace frame
lust  through cold snow  hug, no shame
snow turns them...

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A hopelessly poetic guy met
A scientist studying climate.
   Nearly all that she said
   Went right over his head,
But at least he...

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Denise was in love with a rich plumber
She'd fallen hard for his big black Hummer
   Though he was a grunge
   Denise...

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Son did you hurt yourself?
Posted on November 15, 2013 by libertariandad Standard 
 
There once lived a young man. He lived in the woods with...

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Are many things about a pixie post,
That we love about them the most,
Are readable,
And incredible;
They were written by perfect host.

Jim Horn...

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I once had a pile of money
so I bought me a new honey
she is so wickedly bad
spent every pound that I had
and laughs like its...

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Men seldom impress me
With brain and personality
So don't bother hitting the books
I'm only into your looks
Let the ugly ones go on Jeopardy
...

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Cindy Cinnamon was a working gal
Lavender Lucy her very best pal
one night they tag teamed Mr. Ed
smoked a pound of panama red
Stormy Daniels did shots...

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Hide your daughters, had a haircut today
Causing mass hysteria with this stunning display
Masculine and suave
Cut such a swathe
Of charm and elegance, a fabulous study in...

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Can charm be bottled, methinks the answer is not
Can't buy it at the market no matter how much you got
It's an inborn product
Not everyone was...

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Be sure to say “bless you” when someone sneezes
Their heart stops for an instant, their bodies freeze
Don't ask what's 2 plus 2
Can't answer... achooooo!
They'll come...

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Real mushy down deep, can't hide it no more
Blown my cover using silly limericks galore
You've finally discovered
Limericks were a cover
For this sentimental old slob with...

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She is the super girl of poetry soup a cute 
who through her limericks renders us mute 
How can I resist a giggle when she...

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One last thing, middle thing, or first thing before I go
No matter which direction, love always follows
There's no competition
It's not just tradition
It's what it's all...

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It was sad to read your, "Dear John"
I'm happy you're happy you've gone
It hurts quite a bit
Because I can't quit
Thinking of you with nothing on...

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Love is a many splendored thing, it's what life's all about
Why we get up every morning and smile all day long no doubt
Grinning for no...

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did you hear the harbor seal
fell in love with a slimy eel
everything seems right
for it was love at first sight
and they like the way it...

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