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Limerick Love Poems

These Limerick Love poems are examples of Love poems about Limerick. These are the best examples of Love Limerick poems written by international poets.


A Case of You by Wendy M
I still have a case of you,
Now you've got me in two.

Slipping through my veins,
You've got me steadily in chains.

Because of you, I'm feeling blue.

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Categories: for him, love, love

Premium MemberBLACK POWDER by Line Gauthier


There once was a man named Little John
Who should have signed up for al-anon
   Wild with the pepper shaker
   Though a...

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Categories: love, abuse, addiction, food, funny



Premium MemberDefinition Of Love by Jack Ellison


The meaning of “love” can be defined in many ways
Could mean: “eating” or “fishing” or downing some “maize”
So don't be fooled
Just play it cool
Ask her...

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Categories: love, fun,

Threesome by Terry Flood
Threesome

A bored nymphomaniac from Bude
Had so many boyfriends they queued
I once heard it said
She liked three in a bed
Which seems just a little bit rude...

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Categories: desire, funny love, longing,

Premium MemberWonderfully Weird by Jack Ellison


“You are wonderfully weird” a dear friend just told me
Is that good, should I rejoice, run naked through the streets
Actually looking for an excuse
To act...

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Categories: love,

Semi-Tarry Bridge by Rico Leffanta
Tristesse fell in love with a Duke
The Duke thought their love was a fluke
But tonight at ten
All over again
They both fall in love with a...

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Categories: true love,

Premium MemberUnrequited Love by Mark Toney
The monster wanted love from the maiden
And gold that the townspeople paid him
When it came time to collect
Him the maiden did reject
To contain his wrath...

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Categories: love, fantasy, feelings, imagination, poetry,

Premium MemberPoppy Love by Gershon Wolf
A cocaine abuser named Norton
A fellow drug addict was courtin'
   It was love at first sight
   He'd found Mrs. Right
So he...

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Categories: drug, flower, love,

Married a Clown by Timothy McGuire
There once was a spinster from town
Who decided to marry a clown
She thought him quite funny
Until he robbed all her money
And soon was nowhere to...

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Categories: love, money,

Premium MemberFarmer's Daughter by Gershon Wolf
Farmer Jethro had a loose daughter
Making out with her boyfriend he caught her
   His rifle he got
   Then he fired a...

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Categories: boyfriend, father daughter, love

Premium MemberLove All Chickies by Jack Ellison


Getting near the end of my long life's journey
But I'll still be writing from my hospital gurney
Even limericks from heaven
THINK that's where I'm headin'
Wearing a...

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Categories: love, destiny,

Date by Timothy McGuire
I finally talked you into a date
I cant believe I arrived too late
You wouldn't open the door
Wont see me any more
Next time Ill drive not...

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Categories: anger, love,

Girl From Kentucky by Timothy McGuire
I once met a girl from Kentucky
who I'd marry if I got lucky
It must be bad fate
I couldn't get a date
for she said I was...

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Categories: love, marriage,

TV Down Under by Rico Leffanta
Jack and Jill were wide at the hips
Their lives were like monitor blips
Their words of love
Cooed like a dove:
"We will always have fish & chips!"...

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Categories: adventure, love, relationship,

Love at First Sight by Rico Leffanta
A tart set my heart aflutter
It left me no words to utter
I thought I might die
Before I could sigh,
"Will someone please pass the butter?


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Categories: longing, love, stress,

Adam's Apple by Rico Leffanta
A man who lived in a garden
Was seeking a dirt-cheap bargain
Along about Eve
He started to grieve
He knew no seductive jargon....

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Categories: bible, garden, language, love,

Truth Be Told by Rico Leffanta
Women who want a wedding ring
Often find their buns in a sling
When the truth is told
Men cherish their gold
From women they just want one thing...

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Categories: betrayal, culture, love, lust,

Falling in Love by Rico Leffanta
True love bloomed in Trafalgar Square
When sunlight lit My Lady Fair
For all could see
She fell for me
When a pigeon pooped in her hair...

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Categories: destiny, london, love, nature,

Rollercoaster Heart by Rico Leffanta
She thought he was a man of his word
Which quite clearly was truly absurd
The thrills that he serves
Are high and low curves
Rollercoaster hearts are never...

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Categories: love, betrayal, boy, break up,

Premium MemberWith Precious Love and Care by James Horn
With Precious Love and Care

Here is what will happen with Prayer, 
God assured us is certain to be there,
Read Bible page;
Mind engage,
With all of His...

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Categories: love, allegory, analogy,