Limerick Love Poems

Need lotsa love, I crave the attention
Like a lost soul, in this royal ascension
Thrones can be lonely
For us guys only
Post giggles with no monetary compensation...

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Gazing into your angelic eyes
All around, echo your cries
With tiny feet, tiny palms
I cradle you, in my arms
From sunset until sunrise. 

Your pretty smile, I...

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Donald Trump never had any doubt
He could hear Melania shout:
"Oh for goodness' sake
How long does it take
For a couch potato to sprout?"...

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A poet fell in love - the worst affliction for a poet!
He mused for tangled hours about how best to let her know it,
So first...

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                       Black and...

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Love is a many splendored thing, it's what life is all about
Why we get up every morning and smile all day no doubt
Grinning for no...

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She looked up at him and said,
I wish i could hear your voice.
He looked at her, with her face so red,
"I wish it were our...

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Love With a Lot of Luster

What we could see was a big cluster,
Of love combined with a lot of luster;
From the first,
Had a thirst,
For Hillary...

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I met a girl quite bonny
Downtown in Pukalani
Her "Heavenly Hole"
Fits men on the dole
And Presidents like Donny . . . .....

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I wanted to tell you goodbye
But knew you would want to know why
When all said and done
You were lots of fun
But I'll wed when elephants...

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 A true story... 

There was a young fellow called Dave,
I met him online - that was brave!
We were married quite soon,
I was over the...

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"Love Me Or Hate Me" ~ Says the Limerick

I am only five lines written for fun
Mocking someone with foolish words of pun
Love 'em or hate...

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Love America Great New Nation

We love America, our great new nation,
And cuntryside  went on an exploration;
Looked here than there,
As we would compare;
Found best place...

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Winged Warrior, your signature line is very beautiful
“STAY IN THE LIGHT”! Stunning and quite moveable
Identifies your soul
Love's your main goal
Kind sir, you have a dear...

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So there she goes, 
as fast as she got here,
I knew from the start,
this is what I always fear.

I fear I'll never be good enough,
for...

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YOUNGMAN FROM NEW ENGLAND


There was a young...man from New England
so excited visiting his cousin
he was single and lonely
his lost love left for Finland
she left him...

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There was an old girl from Torquay,
Who’d never found love, tragically.
People used to ask, “Why?
She’s so fun! She’s so spry!”
But she DID always stand for...

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Ladies of the Soup, you've unsagged my swagger
Worried for a while but I'm back to Jack Cracker
Struttin' my stuff
Nothin' but mush
Don't mean to brag, but...

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YOUNG LOVE
I finally did it.
After all the fake love,after all the heartbreaks
After all the heartaches and all the pain 
I finally did it.

I finally found...

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