Limerick Love Poems

the old swab barnacle bill
swilled all the grog at his will
chases the young winches
and never once flinches
knows pirate love is a thrill

Pirate Themed Limerick Poetry...

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Love for Food Does Loom

Our love for food always does loom;
For another meal we will make room,
And eat until gone,
To dusk from dawn;
Sweep away all...

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There once was a gorgeous hunk, unmarried
Deep in his heart a secret he carried -- 
   No one could guess
   Whom...

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I thought I'd take the chance
To ask her to the dance
I would be quite proud 
To be with her in a crowd
And maybe start a...

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There once was a homely squirrel
Who fell in love with a beautiful squirrel girl
He would bring her acorns
But always leave her forlorn
For she wouldn't give...

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It’s a month after Valentine
 
and she still isn’t mine.
 
But I strongly hope
 
that if I mope,
 
she will make me smile.
 
 
...

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I tried to introduce myself to Cherry
 
but then she introduced me to Harry
 
who give me the stink eye 
 
while signaling me...

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I bought my honey a big red rose
She took a big sniff right up the nose
And what did she see
A furious bumblebee 
Now her nose...

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Will Love and Do Adore

She was one really worth waiting for,
Who I always will love and do adore;
Her for care;
Perfect pair,
Enjoying each other sitting on...

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Whatta delightful, friend, I have in thee
Get all giggly, try so hard not to pee
Just bought this new dress
Through mail order direct
Fits like a glove...

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Trying to write sillies but love words keep popping
My brain's turned to mush, my love is nonstopping
Life's a big blast
What more could I ask
Than feeling...

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My shy friend once dated a poet
Although he did not really know it.
So he played with his words
And she found it absurd,
Then played with his...

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Delightful Dove with My Love

What I would see was a delightful dove,
Landing on your lap with all of my love,
For you to enjoy,
And never annoy,
God...

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There was a frail man from Japan,
Who tripped and fell whenever he ran,
So he walked with a chop stick,      ...

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This Valentine’s, cupid may fail
No flowers or cards in the mail
Our postie called Mike
Joined colleagues on strike 
Their actions are beyond the pale!

Our postal workers...

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Getting near the end of my life's journey
But I'll still be writing from my hospital gurney
Even limericks from heaven
THINK that's where I'm headin'
Who's gonna wear...

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Better no promise to me give,
Words vouched seldom a long life live.
Say, you’ll try, meet again,
I’ll wait as if you were rain,
Like rain, shall let...

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Love To Be In Land of Free

Where I will always love to be;
Lovely place in land of the free;
Travelled to;
Dream came true;
God had made especially...

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If I had a star each time you brightened my days
I'd have a galaxy at hand like a universal buffet
Making me overexcite
To my taste bud's...

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I Love Lucie's dazzling star was Lucille
Zany and bubbly she was ideal 
O like no other sitcom
Pure entertainment for Mom
A must to follow the weekly...

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