Limerick Love Poems

Winter's aproaching with record speed
Not looking forward to this dastardly deed
Happens every year
Perhaps milder I hear
But as usual the cold will most likely succeed...

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The love of my life passed away in '99
The pain is still in these thoughts of mine 
The sweet times together
In fair or foul weather
On...

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Heard the saying “A Hug Touches The Soul”
What a beautiful expression of love's inner soul
Five sweet words
That soar like a bird
A sweet emotion that comforts...

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There you're my Romeo, finally here
So, away I let my last pearl of tear
In the coffin we held our hands staying near
For my love, death...

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Ted suffers from 'Looseheel Ball'
It’s driving him clean up the wall
He’s got such an itch
It’s making him twitch
He’s begging the doctor to call

The medic said...

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There was a young man name Dilly Willy
Pained with full belly for love of chilly
Burp, passed gas through his a.n.u.s
Though painful red faced gayness
Couldn't give...

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Written by Gail DeBole
on February 5, 2021

A lady who lived in a song
Sang music to make the world strong.
Her lyrics of love
Oozed melodies that tugged...

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The Platypus: Double Limerick
by Michael R. Burch 

The platypus, myopic,
is ungainly, not erotic.
His feet for bed
are over-webbed,
and what of his proboscis?

The platypus, though, is eager
although...

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A mystic was thrilled with the notion
That she could create a love potion
She tried sixty-nine
And all were benign
But her pot got loads of devotion...

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this jigsaw puzzle has missing parts
optimal then, to add heart to cart
love aligned, stance erect
blissful, with no defect
get rid thee now, of ego upstart

23-July-2021...

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A young lady named Laurie McGee
She had an incredible crush on me
So long since besotten,
My name soon forgotten
She met up with Timothy McFee.

written weeks ago,...

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So much for the lady from Toledo
She had oodles of available dough
She slipped quietly away
One beautiful spring-like day
And, I hear she has another poor beau.

written...

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   I follow someone through the magazines
   I'm higher than in love I'm a fanzine
   tie her to me...

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Sock it to me Baby

He strut like a proud peacock in his crocs 
Green they were, worn with lime shocking pink socks
He asked for a...

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Raise both of your hands for me
And love anyone you see

Don't make this about you
When there's a lot to do

Change the world to make it...

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