Funny Love Poems

(A country song to my hubby…read this with a Loretta Lynn voice)

Verse one:

Well, my man is the kind who likes to unwind 
with a BudLight...

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A beast named Gavin Godzilla 
Liked a girl named Priscilla. 
The issue was that he was a klutz 
And it drove everyone nuts. 
He was...

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The way he gazes at the moon, 
Doesn't quite feel right; every day he has a different tune. 
I envy his starlight, the perfect fit...

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Picture of Little Oreo’s arrival

I can’t believe you bring so much love and mischief
You were carried in by a stork
Too much wait for your arrival
Now...

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Self Satisfied
...

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AI's Favorite Guy

My dear, you’ve found a brand new love
Not me, your wife, but bytes above.
ChatGPT, Gemini, in your ear,
Whispering sweet nothings, oh so clear.

You...

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I love my tabby kitty's tummy dots.
all those swirly, soft, downy lovely spots;
she likes to jump, spin and leap,
sometime, behind me will creep . ....

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Falling asleep while waiting for you
Trying to keep my eyes open
I don’t know why you didn’t turn up
You said you’d come
I bought a lovely rose...

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Is someone watching me.
...

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Someone brought tacos
to the basement bar—
al pastor, slick with pineapple
and something red
that warned from the foil.

I took one
because she handed it to me
with both hands
and...

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Intimacy. Such a funny feeling? yet something so revealing. Clothes are removed one by one, but not many people wait for a certain someone. They...

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Tall and willowy she stands
out from all the other women;
her face most expressive
when the choir sings a song.
"Out on the Mira, on warm afternoons..."
her voice...

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I thought at your fiftieth we would make up,
I saved every drop to buy you a new Ford.
Your Royce is still sweet, but it needs...

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The Djinn put me in a bottle
I made him watch me as I did a spin.
Only to hide when I will make my escape
...

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Love women for all they do.
Do not kick them around like a used pair of shoes. 
Do not discard them when you are done with...

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