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Funny Love Poems

These Funny Love poems are examples of Love poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Love Funny poems written by international poets.


Middle Matters
I’m at the net,
Fast hands, quick feet.
I read the game,
I take my stand.

You swing?
I’m there.
You tip?
I’ll block.

I jump high,
Land strong,
In the front,
I belong.

I control the...

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Categories: love, cool, courage, devotion, emotions,



Court Jester
You joined the Navy.
I joined the circus. 
I was always a clown, 
and you were always 
so serious.
...

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Categories: funny, funny love, romance,

Premium Member Return and be still
Easier now to get through the day
you know, when it's quiet and.. 
you hear a voice in dream..
a bright star in the morning. 

The way...

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Categories: brother, life, loss, love,

Premium Member For the Sake of the Children
Let’s not make a scene—
not in front of the metaphor-curious.
We owe them a semblance
of shared syllabic stability.

You take Tuesdays,
I’ll keep weekends and the enjambments.
Let’s split...

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Categories: love, extended metaphor, friendship, funny

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In the quiet still
in the sable night

dreamy dotted with
punctuates of light

I recall
my youthful days:

no balcony too steep
nor high – those I could
not climb, then~ simply...

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© Joe Dimino  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: dream, funny love, humor,



A mother's love
A Mother's Love 



You carried me for nine months and brought me in to the world,
You was overjoyed and excited when the doctor said "...

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Categories: love, mothers day,

Work Harder: A Collection of Today’s New Stories
1.)
Gutter bed for a hope held ransom, 
Three bottles opened, 
Drunk reflections of my mirror got me feeling handsome. 
Can’t go a day. 
I can’t...

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© R.P. Grcic  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: love, absence, age, angst, anxiety,

Premium Member Big Blue Cow
I saw her in a meadow high
Where red flowers touch the sky
Her eyes were mournful, so much inside
I looked within, skepticism died

(chorus)
I'm in love with...

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© Gem Stone  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: feelings, funny love, humor,

I'm a Soft-Lover Dude
	I'm a soft-lover dude, something I have never tried to hide. I have always respected your mind. thoughts, and soul way before I ever wanted...

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Categories: love, emotions, fantasy, feelings, how

THE BEAUTIFUL FLOWER VERSACE
THE BEAUTIFUL FLOWER VERSACE
STANZA 1
How lovely it sounds,
To hear of a Beautiful Flower which profound.
Wanting to be with it, for years abound.
Going far beyond,
To see...

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Categories: love, art, flower, for her,

Bottle Caps And Belly Button Lint
You collect old bottle caps 
and belly button lint. 
I don't find you strange; 
I find you endearing. 

And maybe it's because 
we're both locked...

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Categories: funny, funny love, humor,

Speaking love
Speaking love
By Reggie
As I think of you, my mind begins to unbind,
and my nerves start to level and calm.
As you come to grasp my heart,...

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Categories: appreciation, change, dream, love,

Heart starting a love beet
The heart starting a love beat
By Reggie
As I think of you, my mind begins to unbind,
and my nerves start to level and calm.
As you come...

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Categories: angel, crush, god, love,

Premium Member crazy rich asians American style
The faithful white race MAGA troop
Should look at this late-breaking scoop:
Trump's "elites" agree
Their face lifts to be
Will ape the Chinese ethnic group...

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Categories: evil, funny love, mental

Premium Member In Playground of Imagination
The question is,
should I listen to my imagination?
Sometimes it can go very wild,
I look for a lion ready to eat me alive.
There are times it...

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Categories: love, imagination, poetry, poets, write,


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