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Funny Love Poems

These Funny Love poems are examples of Love poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Love Funny poems written by international poets.

You My Absurd Bird by J.W. Earnings

Take Wing
Take flight
Be weird
Be yourself
You're unique
You're kind
You are beautiful
You are wonderful
You're fabulous,
Unlike the others
Take wing
Take flight
Be yourself
Tonight
Let me unlock the gate to true paradise
Let me...

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Details | Free verse |

Categories: cute love, funny,

BLACK POWDER by Line Gauthier



There once was a man named Little John
Who should have signed up for al-anon
   Wild with the pepper shaker
   Though a...

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Details | Limerick |

Categories: love, abuse, addiction, food, funny

A Good Perspective by Ian Milligan

As a child, he used to think….
What if I had no friends?
What if I never knew the meaning of Christmas?
What if I knew nothing of...

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Details | Blank verse |

Categories: love, blessing, cheer up, childhood,

More Than An Instant by Brenda Chiri

I waited within the 
seconds 
for you to return
Funny how long 
a second can be

One never realizes 
it until your'e left in wait
The anticipation of...

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Details | Free verse |

Categories: longing, love, miss you,

I WANTED TO WRITE A POEM ABOUT HATE by Jim Yerman

I wanted to write a poem about hate…
as a way to understand it
but the more I tried…the more this poem…
didn’t go the way I planned...

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Details | Verse |

Categories: hate, love,

I think i'll write of love by John lawless

I think I’ll write of love
twinkling eyes and turtle doves
gazing into limpid space
‘THAT” look plastered on their face
babbling in soundless awe
elevating every flaw
hours spent in...

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Details | Couplet |

Categories: love, funny, romance,

TICKLES IN MY HEAD by Anyabolu Ifeanyi Gentle

TICKLE TICKLE IN MY HEAD


The heart can be merry,
Even if the man is not a jolly,
Gaiety of life appeases yhe heart,
Festals make even the sad...

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Details | I do not know? |

Categories: love, crush, family, fun, funny

Threesome by Terry Flood

Threesome

A bored nymphomaniac from Bude
Had so many boyfriends they queued
I once heard it said
She liked three in a bed
Which seems just a little bit rude...

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Details | Limerick |

Categories: desire, funny love, longing,

Separated Heart by Freddie Robinson Jr.


Forgive the urgency,
but hurry up and wait
My heart has started to separate

Lyrics from the song, “Look After You”
by The Fray 


You didn’t have to go,...

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Details | Dramatic Monologue |

Categories: allusion, heartbreak, love hurts,

a secret by mohamad safan

hssss! i will tell a secret
awful! awful!

your heart knew
my secret!

it does not become a secret
because it went and moved

from my heart to your heart
but i...

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Details | Classicism |

Categories: fun, funny love, love,

My Love For Christmas Parties At Work by Caren Krutsinger

She handed me a shandygaff which I took to right away.
Oh, me, oh, my, I was soon drunker than a tipsy sailor,
And singing better than...

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Details | Prose Poetry |

Categories: love, jobs,

Squire by roger turner

Squire - a recollection of war
I'm twenty seven years old
Not, old by any standard
But, in my world...I'm seven
Seven years removed from an IED
Seven years away...

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Details | Free verse |

Categories: love, animal, anxiety, beautiful, care,

THE WITCH AND THE WOMANIZER by Judy Ball

It seems head witch Della,
Had a yen for a fella,
Who considered himself a catch.

He thought to woo her,
And then just to lose her,
But in Della...

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Details | Rhyme |

Categories: funny love, halloween,

Once Upon A Time Snow White - Narrative Style by Dorian Petersen Potter


~Once Upon A Time Snow White~
(Narrative /  Free Verse)
 


Once upon a time
In a far away land
There was a very beautiful  Princess, called...

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Details | Free verse |

Categories: beautiful, fantasy, kiss, love,

Am I hideous by Chris Green


Am I hideous 

So many years have drained,
slowly taking what was once mine
scattering it over endless thoughts and memories
And I wonder why, where has it...

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Details | Free verse |

Categories: age, love,

Be my next ex by Alex Duffy

I've been through some heartbreak that I'll never forget
Memories on replay from times I wish didn't exist
Relationships for me don't seem to go right or...

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Details | Free verse |

Categories: funny, funny love, longing,

A Good Friend Like Charlie by Caren Krutsinger

Charlie was as eely as a bar of soap.
I knew that in kindergarten when I saw him slip Ms. B’s bracelet into his pocket.
But I...

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Details | Free verse |

Categories: love, 5th grade, 6th grade,

Cauliflower by Maryam Dalhatu

Soft,gentle and sweet all day,
You make me always want to pray,
For taught like yours no one can pay,
You are nothing but my Cauliflower.

Everybody queuing up...

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Details | Rhyme |

Categories: angel, cute love, emotions,

you are the sun by mohamad safan

you are the sun    
comes with warm
and brings calm
you are the word
that lovers demand
from  their love say
you comes with happy
that spreads funny
you are the dream
that...

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Details | Classicism |

Categories: love, age, beautiful, blessing, deep,

My best mate by Lewis Raynes

Me and my mate we talk all the time, 
We talk when I get out of bed,
He’s the one that I see first thing in...

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Details | Personification |

Categories: love, food, friend, funny, humorous,