Funny Love Poems
These Funny Love poems are examples of Love poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Love Funny poems written by international poets.
The Shape-Shifting Cowboy, Part IV
earth, freedom, journey, love,
..He just nodded, and motioned her to start,
she said,”First thing you have to tell me
is how do I know there's no aliens germs
that will give...
The Shape-Shifting Cowboy, Part I
earth, freedom, journey, love,
Jenna lived in rural Wyoming lands,
where grass rolled over small ridges and buttes,
a small town way out in the cow country,
where the ranchers still throw...
i dip into you with the bay window eyes
staring out onto the ocean lines where i see the waves crash
and the docks
I feel sorry for the Souls who never met you
blessing, family, funny, love,
My Colourful Uncle Nev, a Funny Flamboyant with flair
A warning ..only wear black 'here' if you dare
To the friends not present, you must beware
Love At First Sate
I will never fill your fancy~
cute love, fun, funny,
Please read this letter
In the spirit it was sent
You know I really love you
But every word is meant
I love everything about you
You just need...
WHEN LOVE DWINDLES
betrayal, funny love, jealousy,
In the wee hours between dreams of fantasy
And before REM sleep appears with common sense
Those hours bring forth apparitions
That in no way makes sense ...
The Troll at Speckle Bridge
adventure, lost love,
There was a time throughout this land when all was well and kind.
Where Wood Sprites, Fairies and Pixie dust were not that hard to find.
Trilogy of love
love is like ice cream
the flavor goes bad when it melts
when it melts it loses its appeal
its time to get another cone!
Just one gum drop
happiness, life, love, murder,
Wake in the morning, here we go
Time again for the happy man show
Take a breath and put on my smile
Lets go be fake for a...
love, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Look for the silver lining in everything you see,
Not all things are as they seem to be.
Abuse lurks behind poverty, frowns, money, and smiles.
drug, humor, love, smile,
My girlfriend's super cool
She has a high chill factor
And it's music to my ears
Her always present laughter
She never gets uptight
And doesn't sweat the small stuff
love, deep, depression, how i
I used to try and numb the pain with this brandy I'm sipping
Why am I holding on to everything that's missing?
I got so...
The Poem I Was Going To Write
fun, heart, humor, love,
The poem that I was going to write
The one I talked about late last night
The same one from the night before
It was really going to...
It wasn't for your pretty eyes
love, emotions, fantasy, feelings, hope,
It wasn’t for your pretty eyes
I tried to reach not you, my honey,
The cruel world was telling lies
It doesn’t lie today, it’s funny.
Your eyes are...
love, 7th grade, africa, blue,
If i ever said i'm over you i lied.
If i ever said i didn't care i lied.
For what shines today does forever.
And you shine brighter...
How To Engage A Man
love, engagement, fun, funny, funny
You've got some making up to do
You know I'm really mad at you
For God's sake please, just go away
I've had enough of you today
I Love U
boyfriend, cute love, feelings,
He dropped the words
like a hot potato fail,
"I love... "
(Her heart escalated.)
(Then tripped on
that same sliding staircase.)
She picked up the words,
then tossed them back.
Cool For Cats
love, cute, fun, happy, humorous,
(Parody of Cool For Cats by Squeeze)
I’m trying to look sexy ‘cos tonight I’ve got a date
I stare into the mirror thinking I’ve left it...
NO FAIRY TALE
emotions, funny love, humor,
No Knight on a great white steed riding up
clippity clop clippity clop
just my old man in his tired old banger
chug chug chug...