Funny Love Poems

I saw god near a pawnshop today: 

He had a crack pipe and 
a crooked smile. 

When he asked me for 
a quarter, I gave...

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Coocoo doodle I do,
Not every day I coo,
What Mum can do, I can –
My skin needs a sun tan.

My hair with homemade curls,
My makeup shines...

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My little guy to my happy surprise
is with me still and very spry
His heart pills keep him ticking on
personality of his still is strong
He loves...

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My heart sings as I walk on springs,
With foothold on the sun, unburned.
Your love fills my heart, my soul,
My whole being.
I swim in love –...

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Letting go was never an option
I walk between two worlds
giving pieces of myself
to both, without knowing
which one holds the real me/
With a burning heart, I...

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How did you care to love someone like me
Whose name is burdensome for you to bear
A boy whose reputation suffers glee
And whose tomorrow uncertainties scare

How...

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Call me fickle
no doubt about it
I’m in a pickle
a firkin full of gherkin
quite a quandary
tho' still a dill
the question isn’t funny
it’s ridiculous
others may tickle us
yet...

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The soft curves of your smile,
    echoing mile after mile.
Not reminiscent of a grandma,
    but rather, a banana.

Your glowing...

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Hotty to notty—
That’s a bad thing, bro.
Hotty to naughty—
Now that’s a good way to go.
Hotty to notty,
Hotty to naughty.

Hotty to notty—
Their looks go bad.
Hotty to...

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  after  ( Love Sonnet For My Partner ) by (  David Crandall )


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I was married,
but to me, it wasn’t marriage.
It was poverty-induced—
a fate sealed by hunger and silence.

I was an orphan,
taken in by my mother’s brother—
the uncle...

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(A country song to my hubby…read this with a Loretta Lynn voice)

Verse one:

Well, my man is the kind who likes to unwind 
with a BudLight...

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A beast named Gavin Godzilla 
Liked a girl named Priscilla. 
The issue was that he was a klutz 
And it drove everyone nuts. 
He was...

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The way he gazes at the moon, 
Doesn't quite feel right; every day he has a different tune. 
I envy his starlight, the perfect fit...

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