Funny Love Poems

..He just nodded, and motioned her to start,
she said,”First thing you have to tell me
is how do I know there's no aliens germs
that will give...

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Jenna lived in rural Wyoming lands,
where grass rolled over small ridges and buttes,
a small town way out in the cow country,
where the ranchers still throw...

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poetry fondue
i dip into you with the bay window eyes
staring out onto the ocean lines where i see the waves crash
without disguise.
and the docks
while borderline...

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My Colourful Uncle Nev, a Funny Flamboyant with flair
A warning ..only wear black 'here' if you dare
To the friends not present, you must beware
He will...

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         I will never fill your fancy~
         I am...

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Dear You
Please read this letter
In the spirit it was sent
You know I really love you
But every word is meant

I love everything about you
You just need...

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In the wee hours between dreams of fantasy
And before REM sleep appears with common sense
Those hours bring forth apparitions
That in no way makes sense ...

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There was a time throughout this land when all was well and kind.
Where Wood Sprites, Fairies and Pixie dust were not that hard to find.
But...

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love is like ice cream
the flavor goes bad when it melts
when it melts it loses its appeal
its time to get another cone!



Just one gum drop
is...

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Wake in the morning, here we go
Time again for the happy man show
Take a breath and put on my smile
Lets go be fake for a...

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Look for the silver lining in everything you see,
Not all things are as they seem to be.

Abuse lurks behind poverty, frowns, money, and smiles.
Nobody knows...

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My girlfriend's super cool
She has a high chill factor
And it's music to my ears
Her always present laughter

She never gets uptight
And doesn't sweat the small stuff
She...

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I used to try and numb the pain with this brandy I'm sipping 
Why am I holding on to everything that's missing? 
I got so...

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Remember...
The poem that I was going to write
The one I talked about late last night
The same one from the night before
It was really going to...

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It wasn’t for your pretty eyes
I tried to reach not you, my honey,
The cruel world was telling lies
It doesn’t lie today, it’s funny.

Your eyes are...

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If i ever said i'm over you i lied.
If i ever said i didn't care i lied.
For what shines today does forever.
And you shine brighter...

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You've got some making up to do
You know I'm really mad at you
For God's sake please, just go away
I've had enough of you today

 ...

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He dropped the words
like a hot potato fail,
"I love... " 
(Her heart escalated.)
"...uuukuleles."
(Then tripped on
that same sliding staircase.)
She picked up the words,
then tossed them back.
"I...

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(Parody of Cool For Cats by Squeeze)

I’m trying to look sexy ‘cos tonight I’ve got a date
I stare into the mirror thinking I’ve left it...

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No Knight on a great white steed riding up
clippity  clop clippity  clop 
just my old man in his tired old banger
chug chug chug...

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