Funny Love Poems

These Funny Love poems are examples of Love poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Love Funny poems written by international poets.


Nothing But A Smile by Donna Ahsinger
If I was there with you,
I'd meet you at the door,
wearing nothing but a smile.

As our bodies embrace,
through the living room you'd chase,
all in good...

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Categories: allusion, cute love, desire,

Premium MemberThink I Need A Man In My Life by Paris-Maree Boreham
Think I need a man in my life-
a dear writer-friend suggested.
So please dismiss and remiss,
prior I've requested.

Thinking, a man in my life,
could really make things...

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Categories: fun, funny, life, love,



Premium MemberAn Incomplete Love Story by Curtis Moorman
AN INCOMPLETE LOVE STORY

Once upon a time, long, long ago in a far away land, the land where Xxxxxx lived, there was a girl named...

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Categories: funny love, sad love,

Brought Low till I Had Enough by JW Earnings
I found out, walking the difficult route,
That falling in love ain’t a friend at all
No one can hear my midnight shout, I’m out
Try to knock...

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Categories: love, emotions, endurance, fear, hope,

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to My Wedding by Haley Fisher
The countdown on the calendar began the moment he proposed,
The wedding planning began the minute I met him,
I desperately wanted this milestone to be remembered...

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Categories: emotions, funny love, humor,

I love the WORLD by Elvira Kozhakhmet
I love the world, and you love it too
It has so many gifts and surprises full.
Don't forget, weather isn't every time good
It means, the world...

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Categories: love, feelings, freedom, universe,

Love My Danny Boy by Francisco Pepino
I never thought I'd be back here to love,
Ive gone through so much hurtful stuff,
I never thought I'd love again like before,
Yet again I am...

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Categories: love,

Premium MemberThink I Need A Husband by Paris-Maree Boreham
Think I need a husband-
to hold my fragile hand.
Now I need a husband-
to open up a can.

I could use a husband-
to put the garbage out.
Would...

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Categories: love, care, day, funny, husband,

Premium MemberLucky Eight by Jeff Kantor


Lucky Eight

But I adore you, don’t go! I plead without hesitation,

Your pulchtritude is way beyond just simply amazing.

This I say and my discomfort is blazing,

As...

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Categories: funny love,

LONELY SOUL by Roughneck Tsepo Malaza
Where is the one  i suppose to be with
No,i don't find anyone next yo me
Why,i feel so lonely
Because you are not here
Love...is that name...

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Categories: love, africa, forgiveness, friend, funny

Courting by David Willey
Someone asked the other day if I was courting or seeing anyone
I hope you don’t mind, I’m sure you’ll understand
For it’s four months to the...

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Categories: funny love, humorous, rude,

Dedicated to her by Paul Nairne
I know...
I know you look pretty today..
I know you are blessed..
I know you smell like a thousand roses..
I know that smile warms,all you greet..
I know...

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Categories: love, cute, dedication, feelings, funny

Strong love by Roughneck Tsepo Malaza
Some people they say am crazy,
Some they say i fall in love quickly,
No am not...it's just that i love you
Can i tell you how much...

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Categories: beauty, cute love, family,

Premium MemberTried For An Asian Pop-eyed Guide by Paris-Maree Boreham
Top Secret;
Completely classified...
'Let A Man From Asia be your guide'
Ponder what it means completely mystified-
Let A Man From Asia be your guide?
Blinked a few times...

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Categories: funny love, perspective, silly,

The saucy pickle by David Willey
I know I do this every time I think of you
I end up with a stiff little pickle and in a flipping mess
Now I know...

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Categories: cute love, food, for

Butts and Bottoms by David Willey
They say in life you should start at the bottom and work your way up
Butt your bottoms in the middle, I’m betwixt, in between
Well that’s...

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Categories: cute love, for her,

The Horse of Course by Suzanne Carruthers
My horse
I look upon the fields as I walk upon the meadows
Nodding my head slightly making different shadows,
I am at my happiest when you ride...

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Categories: animal, appreciation, cute love,

The Rabbit by Suzanne Carruthers
My rabbit would say

I may not say a lot but be assured I'm thinking
I can stare at your for hours without blinking,
I know I'm cute...

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Categories: animal, appreciation, cute love,

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Categories: for her, friendship love,

Three course meal by David Willey
Good morning gorgeous, how’s you today.
Nipped out for a bite yesterday which reminded me
Why I fancy the pants off you.
The starter was light just a...

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Categories: cute love, desire, funny