Funny Love Poems

When he says he'll be
Right back

I profess to be
Left Beethoven 




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I met the most amazing woman today
So pretty, such a looker all the way
Everything about her had me reacting 
In the most sensual ways
So interesting...

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If I call you a diamond, you’d say you’re a rock,
If I call you Cinderella, you’d say you’re the sock.

If I call you majestic, you’d...

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Sex is just a craving for.
Love is but a hope.
Relationships are so much more
when luck is on the rope....

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Darkness you have a funny way of shading the light 
colour coding from such a pit spinning the web of deceit 
clouds within suffering victims...

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i the angel Cupid
just in case your heart does breaks
my arrow pierced heart

gives a random chance
a fleeting passer by glance
shot love now at last


5/21/18
written words...

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Happy Part 2

Bring a smile 
Bring a laugh
These miserable feelings just won’t last
Grateful of the support now and in the past

Elated and thrilled when you...

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You want me to push, you want me to strain, 
You want me to give you my all,
You want me to focus all my attention,...

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Donald Trump never had any doubt
He could hear Melania shout:
"Oh for goodness' sake
How long does it take
For a couch potato to sprout?"...

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A special ‘Thanks’ goes out
to all the moms around the world
No one can comprehend
the life that you’ve endured

Most women become moms
in their teens or in...

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she say hi
I say bye
I move to kiss her
she walks by
aint that dilly
dumb and silly
I say dilly
but I mean Damn!

Party's in the barn
hoe's in the...

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Hard to say this but i miss you
You always enter my thoughts
Thinking about the day you left is really pissing me off
I tried to keep...

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Here goes my heartfelt vow....     
From day to day....     
I am full of thoughts..   ...

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Their rendezvous was booked the same time every year
He couldn’t wait for the time to come
Why had she called, what had made her to run?
No...

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Hardest days that I came over
Are no more here to break me silver 
I was blind for some useless reason  
And It couldn't yet...

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Such a Beautiful Couple A ELF and a Troll

What a short lady about three feet two
I’m a kind gentleman of statue four feet three
MADAM please...

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A vanilla spray
Lovely scent but some afraid
Milly is afraid


We spray it on her
She runs away screaming
It is quite funny

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My name is Abby...
I have a friend called Annie
She is very nice
Even nicer than my granny!

I have a Shopkin badge
which makes me very proud
It says...

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I’m just a boy, yes, I’m a free boy
Thinking of a lovely girl today…
Walking down the road with joy
The road of no-shame my way

The sun...

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When all the Earth's a bed & all the world's asleep,
When you dream of conquering the world,then shove away the thought & let the unheard...

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