Funny Love Poems

If I was there with you,
I'd meet you at the door,
wearing nothing but a smile.

As our bodies embrace,
through the living room you'd chase,
all in good...

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Think I need a man in my life-
a dear writer-friend suggested.
So please dismiss and remiss,
prior I've requested.

Thinking, a man in my life,
could really make things...

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AN INCOMPLETE LOVE STORY

Once upon a time, long, long ago in a far away land, the land where Xxxxxx lived, there was a girl named...

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I found out, walking the difficult route,
That falling in love ain’t a friend at all
No one can hear my midnight shout, I’m out
Try to knock...

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The countdown on the calendar began the moment he proposed,
The wedding planning began the minute I met him,
I desperately wanted this milestone to be remembered...

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I love the world, and you love it too
It has so many gifts and surprises full.
Don't forget, weather isn't every time good
It means, the world...

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I never thought I'd be back here to love,
Ive gone through so much hurtful stuff,
I never thought I'd love again like before,
Yet again I am...

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Think I need a husband-
to hold my fragile hand.
Now I need a husband-
to open up a can.

I could use a husband-
to put the garbage out.
Would...

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Lucky Eight

But I adore you, don’t go! I plead without hesitation,

Your pulchtritude is way beyond just simply amazing.

This I say and my discomfort is blazing,

As...

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Where is the one  i suppose to be with
No,i don't find anyone next yo me
Why,i feel so lonely
Because you are not here
Love...is that name...

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Someone asked the other day if I was courting or seeing anyone
I hope you don’t mind, I’m sure you’ll understand
For it’s four months to the...

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I know...
I know you look pretty today..
I know you are blessed..
I know you smell like a thousand roses..
I know that smile warms,all you greet..
I know...

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Some people they say am crazy,
Some they say i fall in love quickly,
No am not...it's just that i love you
Can i tell you how much...

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Top Secret;
Completely classified...
'Let A Man From Asia be your guide'
Ponder what it means completely mystified-
Let A Man From Asia be your guide?
Blinked a few times...

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I know I do this every time I think of you
I end up with a stiff little pickle and in a flipping mess
Now I know...

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They say in life you should start at the bottom and work your way up
Butt your bottoms in the middle, I’m betwixt, in between
Well that’s...

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My horse
I look upon the fields as I walk upon the meadows
Nodding my head slightly making different shadows,
I am at my happiest when you ride...

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My rabbit would say

I may not say a lot but be assured I'm thinking
I can stare at your for hours without blinking,
I know I'm cute...

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Good morning gorgeous, how’s you today.
Nipped out for a bite yesterday which reminded me
Why I fancy the pants off you.
The starter was light just a...

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