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Funny Love Poems

These Funny Love poems are examples of Love poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Love Funny poems written by international poets.


MY BROTHER AND I
My brother and I,
while choosing a name for my nephew,
tried hard to think of something unique—
something with variety and charm.
“Tractor” was the first choice,
then came...

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Categories: love, birth, brother, child, fun,



Premium Member I Ain't No Good
I ain’t no good, I don’t do the things I should,
My woman tells me ‘bout it all the time.
What I do wrong, well the list...

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Categories: books, education, funny love,

Premium Member Ginger Cat
I have this little Ginger Cat.
Lord knows what he sees
in me! – cutest adoring eyes
I don’t deserve; purrs in 
reserve, as he settles to cuddle
and...

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Categories: christian, forgiveness, funny love,

LOVE STRONG
My loves arms are so strong, they hold me tight all through the night. 
My loves arms are big and strong; they can lift me...

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Categories: america, first love, i

MY BABY
My baby Fumi
She never  fools me
She always gives me butterflies 
In my tummy 
She's so funny 
But not cunning 
She's just like my mummy...

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Categories: africa, cute love, dedication,



Crime of Sex
They called it short gratification—
but I lost my soul in the trade.
A moment’s pleasure,
for a lifetime of emptiness,
a spark that consumed
the temple I once was.

O...

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Categories: love, depression, divorce, drug, funny

LOVE WEAK
Love is like a pulling feeling in our heart, it can make us feel weak, 
Weak to the knees, making us want it endlessly. 
Love...

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Categories: america, first love, funny

HAHA I'M MANIC
All that 
remains 
of our 
love
is a faded Polaroid,
a carton of cigarettes,
and two cases of beer.
I'll forget you soon,
but for now,
I'm cracking open 
another one—
let's...

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Categories: love, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member Dancing Dots
Dancing dots that you can't see
Dance messages of love from me
And when I finish I hit send
Then when they reach you on your end
You'll know...

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Categories: for her, funny love,

God Has A Crooked Smile
I saw god near a pawnshop today: 

He had a crack pipe and 
a crooked smile. 

When he asked me for 
a quarter, I gave...

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Categories: love, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Cheeky baby swagger
Coocoo doodle I do,
Not every day I coo,
What Mum can do, I can –
My skin needs a sun tan.

My hair with homemade curls,
My makeup shines...

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Categories: love, child, childhood, children, feelings,

Premium Member Genghis Makes His Mark
My little guy to my happy surprise
is with me still and very spry
His heart pills keep him ticking on
personality of his still is strong
He loves...

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Categories: dog, humor, love, pets,

Foothold on the sun
My heart sings as I walk on springs,
With foothold on the sun, unburned.
Your love fills my heart, my soul,
My whole being.
I swim in love –...

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Categories: feelings, funny love, love,

diaphanous raiment's explicate
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Categories: allusion, funny love, nature,

A HEART FOR TWO
Letting go was never an option
I walk between two worlds
giving pieces of myself
to both, without knowing
which one holds the real me/
With a burning heart, I...

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Categories: love, 12th grade, absence, betrayal,


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