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Funny Love Poems

These Funny Love poems are examples of Love poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Love Funny poems written by international poets.


He Did Not Come Back The Same, Part I by David Welch
When Laurie was just eighteen years of age
she fell in love with a brazen young man,
rode his own bike, knew just what to say,
ever quick...

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Categories: growth, introspection, loss, love,

Premium MemberThe lemon hit my nose at full force by Caren Krutsinger
The lemon hit my nose at full force,
the second the lid was off.
I ran into the kitchen, disbelieving
For I had already devoured two this month,
and...

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Categories: love, 10th grade, 11th grade,



I am vaporizing in your eyes by Xuefeng Pan
I am vaporizing in your eyes slowly 
Noiselessly, clearly and helplessly
Am I willing to be absorbed as steam?
No! my feeling is no but wordlessly

I am...

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Categories: desire, first love, for

Premium MemberHELLO, MY DARLING by Jim Yerman
It’s funny what we remember about people…
the little things that stick inside our head…
today I am remembering
something she always said. 

You knew there was something...

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Categories: friend, friendship, love, memorial,

Bedtime with Uncle Tony by SillyToy Boys
Uncle Tony came to tuck me in

He walked to the bed I was lying in

“Wanna have a sleepover” he said

Not waiting for an answer he...

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Categories: love, abortion, anti bullying, baptism,

Premium MemberWhat's in a Smile by Tom Wright
What's in a Smile?
Written: by Miracle Man
1-4-2019

 Her smile has a subsequent afterglow,
It expresses to others what words cannot say.
Though at a diametrical crossroad, her...

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Categories: friendship love, smile, uplifting,

A Love Story by Luisa Herrmann
Once upon a time
A boy and a girl 
Fell in love and fell deep
Were on top of the world.

Not the strongest seas 
Could wear away...

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Categories: love, dark, desire, goodbye, heartbroken,

Premium MemberMy New Years Resolutions Have Been So Great by Caren Krutsinger
My resolutions have been so great, so terrific, and terribly nice.
I have liked them down to my toes, the first was to be a cop...

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Categories: love, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Poet on a Date by Ed Morris
A hopelessly poetic guy met
A scientist studying climate.
   Nearly all that she said
   Went right over his head,
But at least he...

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Categories: funny, funny love, humor,

Bearfox by lee bates
There is a girl and I call her Bearfox
And I tell ya, this girl is a hell of a fox
She’s all things funny and all...

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Categories: appreciation, fun, girlfriend, love,

The Middle Muddle by VIJAI PANT
It is neither here nor there
‘Love’, heading nowhere
Somewhere between
Youthful passion
And aged restraint
At times, a little devil
At times, a little saint
The age wrong
The parties wrong
The wait-...

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Categories: funny love, humor, riddle,

Our Spicy First Date by Ed Morris
I still savor the thought of the zest that I caught
When you joined us that night after school.
Tara figured out why, since she’s so sage...

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Categories: funny, funny love, humor,

Blake's Mistake by Ed Morris
“Don’t tell your love,” the sage advised,
“Or you will never get her.”
“Well said!” the swain soliloquized,
“But silence works no better.”

(With apologies to William Blake, author...

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Categories: funny love,

Cash Out by Timothy McGuire
I once had a pile of money
so I bought me a new honey
she is so wickedly bad
spent every pound that I had
and laughs like its...

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Categories: love, money,

Premium MemberCinnamon, Lavender and Stormy by Anthony Slausin
Cindy Cinnamon was a working gal
Lavender Lucy her very best pal
one night they tag teamed Mr. Ed
smoked a pound of panama red
Stormy Daniels did shots...

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Categories: love, eve, fun, funny, funny

Premium MemberThe Deal with Trucks by Phillip Garcia
The deal with trucks (should you not own a truck)
that lollipop horsepowered cylinders -
is really how remarkably well they suck
the rubber tread where the interstate...

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Categories: america, funny love, humorous,

Sustainable progress by Amy Zhao
My seditious city grew beautiful- Well She ditched me...

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Categories: childhood, funny love, future,

Premium MemberHelp Wanted by Mark J. Halliday
Help wanted.   See the details below.

I’m lookin’ for a part-time assistant, and a life skills mentor, 
A Quick Books accountant, and an exercise...

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Categories: funny love, humorous,

Premium MemberWelcome to Springtime by Cat Ellington
I'm just smilin'
I'm so happy; 
I'm just smilin'.

I feel so blessed, 
So wonderfully blessed. 
So blessed, oh yes,
So blessed by the best. 

My joy, my...

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Categories: love, appreciation, blessing, emotions, funny

Right Now by Daniel Hunter
					RIGHT NOW



Funny how I miss you

At this moment, and beyond

Your voice, your touch

Your smile, your ways

Nothing else satisfies 

Right now, I miss you


Daniel- 2009...

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Categories: love, miss you,