Whole Lotta Yuck
My wife is simply the most awesome cluck*
For my birthday she made a juicy duck
Squirt of this, squirt of that
Big fat duck just went splat
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Categories:
lotta, birthday, food, giggle,
Form: Limerick
Whole Lotta Love
I was a late arrival
born in nineteen fifty-eight,
during the folk revival.
As a kid, music was survival.
Records then sounded great
on a platter or a plate,
like Peter, Paul, and Mary,
and Puff on a seventy-eight.
Later, having no place to go
and no one to meet,
Mr. Tambourine man would show
a wonder I did not know.
In my consciousness, he took a
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Categories:
lotta, music,
Form: Rhyme
Whatta Lotta Dew-Love
" HISKEY " wASSER wACKEAL
MADE HIS LONG AWAITED DEBUT AGAINST
"FUSSER"
FRUSSI AMI ALMOST
ENDED IN A PINFALL @ 2:01 WACKEAL
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Categories:
lotta, sports,
Form: Acrostic
Whole Lotta Nothing
There's not a whole lotta nothing
That can be dug out of the grave
Of this life's buried problems
Of all our past mistakes
You can chisel out the tombstone
Making room for all the dates
Of the didn't go the way we planed
That in the dirt now lay to waste
Call in the Pallbearers
To shoulder it all
To help carry the
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Categories:
lotta, inspirational, life,
Form: Free verse
Land of a Lotta Love
Land Of A Lotta Love
Once upon a rhyme ago
in a land called Lack Of Love.
Where misery abounded
beneath storm clouds all above.
Lived a man of constant sorrow
and just right up the lane.
There lived a lonely lady
who's heart was filled with pain.
One cold, and rainy, afternoon
they both were filled with doubt.
They started talking to each other
and then
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Categories:
lotta, christian, encouraging, fantasy, inspirational,
Form: Rhyme
A Whole Lotta Noise
Gatherin momentum, progression assured. hard work and dedication like meat i've cured. Allways thought i'd matured too quickly. Lured into adulthood tasted rather sickly. Has 2 be endured, reality hits thee. Like a train all aboard just in time 4 his-story. I do this with skill without a pill, touch a soul with a modern
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Categories:
lotta, confusion, depression, passion, philosophy,
Form: Epic
Whole Lotta Downs
Dip me in the pool to cool me down
Sit me in the sun to make me brown
Put me on a throne to give me crown
Take me in a car to drive to town
Lets go to the circus to see the clown
Make me really sad to make me frown
Stick me under water you can make me
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Categories:
lotta, imagination, me, old, me,
Form: Rhyme
Coulda Gotta Lotta Fun
I've lived a lotta lotta years
though I'm still very young.
I seen a lotta lotta life
climbed and slipped the rung.
A lotta lotta little things
have helped me on my way
I also had a lotta lotta
lotta things to say.
Sometimes I feel I gotta lotta
things from loving life.
I know I gotta lotta love
from my kids and my wife.
I gotta
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Categories:
lotta, introspectionme,
Form: Rhyme
" Whole Lotta Rosie "
Australian Rockers
Sydney boys
Man could they Rock
In Whole Lotta Rosie's Eyes
But one member
Was the glint in her eye
The singer, Bon Scott
Rock n Roll ride
Their rhythm of love
Was the best he said
This titular woman
Rocked in bed
Her curved frame
Drove him to sing
42" - 39" - 56"
To commemorate their fling
She weighed in at nineteen
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Categories:
lotta, inspirational, music, son, song-lyric
Form: Rhyme