Long Zapped Poems
Long Zapped Poems. Below are the most popular long Zapped by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Zapped poems by poem length and keyword.
Sic semper evello mortem tyrannis - part i
Sic semper evello mortem tyrannis, high bred poiet?s of mine
("Thus always I cause the death of tyrants.”)
the purported line Brutus uttered
after assassinating Julius Caesar.
Alternatively...
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Categories:
zapped, 10th grade, adventure, allah, anger, appreciation, birth,
Form:
Free verse
Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation redux revisited
Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux revisited
Upteenth instance where yours truly
experienced assault upon hindquarters.
A worse hellish fate than perdition
and the closest in the throes
of agonizing death scene rendition
stabbing sphincter muscle spasms
wrench yours truly...
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Categories:
zapped, abuse, adventure, anger, angst, body, humorous, obituary,
Form:
Free verse
The Only Northern Northern Star
As winter hazes of January spraying
While I was meditating on how
To write this riveting poem which
Seemed to be for someone who
I never cast in my sight.
Despite her name is not an odd in me
But I...
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Categories:
zapped, africa,
Form:
Ode
Fate decreed sexting or texting while married abominable
Fate decreed sexting/texting while married abominable
Therefore karma caught up to me big time
and delivered yours truly sent to purgatory
(figurative speaking) by casting a spell,
whereby the government issued Safelink
Tracfone got permanently disabled
and all the data
(including contact...
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Categories:
zapped, adventure, animal, anxiety, appreciation, black love, dream,
Form:
Rhyme
Precious Priceless Progeny
Precious priceless progeny
Hands down the most dramatic change ever needed to make the most profound impact awoke from helping beget the first offspring. An internal paradigm shift reshuffled priorities...
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Categories:
zapped, absence, adventure, angst, anniversary, beautiful, celebration, creation,
Form:
Rhyme
Kidnapped By Aliens
They had kept me imprisoned there for three full days,
In that sparse, solitary room, of scarce sunshine rays.
Having good food to eat, had never been a problem;
They brought hot meals, but the problem was...
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Categories:
zapped, adventure, earth, fantasy, imagery, space, stars,
Form:
Couplet
Goodbye Six Pack Hello Poetry Scribes
Goodbye six pack hello* poetry scribes
My poetic side COSMOFUNNEL
wordsmith thanks tumblr in his noggin
ofttimes triggering babbling brook
to swell after deluge
becoming stream of consciousness runnel
carving, gouging, and liquidating topography
qua zee mow toe natural formed...
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Categories:
zapped, adventure, angst, april, body, father, hair, love,
Form:
Rhyme
Defecation accidentally clogged
Defecation accidentally clogged...
for the umpteenth time
during spate to sit scrawny buttucks
on porcelain throne id est
videre licet toilet bowl...
with toxic water brew threatening
to overflow onto the floor,
and hence found yours truly (me)
immersing himself...
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Categories:
zapped, adventure, analogy, angel, blessing, december, extended metaphor,
Form:
Free verse
Shame and Guilt Sabotaged Mine Healthy Growth
Shame and guilt sabotaged mine healthy growth...
and let yours truly not forget emasculation
that prickly emotional immobilization
whereby these lovely bones
subject courtesy senescence
upon cremation reduced to obliteration.
Inching closer to mortality
linkedin with concomitant
subtle deterioration of body...
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Categories:
zapped, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
My New Year
If there is life there
must be an encounteration.
Even the moons and
the suns, all get to return
back if they passed
to their eventual
transportation. The morning
lights shunned and pass
like flying clouds. When...
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Categories:
zapped, africa,
Form:
ABC
The Missus Served Me High Test Coffee
The missus served me high test coffee...
Ah... tis nothing more heavenly
(to one borne again devout atheist)
then a spring like January 18th, 2023
here at Highland Manor apartments
picturesque green covered landscape,
where intrepid dandelions
dare to defy...
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Categories:
zapped, angel, appreciation, atheist, blessing, dedication, drink, humorous,
Form:
Free verse
Beddie Bye Boo Ski Time For Yours Truly and Or the Missus
Beddie bye boo ski time for yours truly and/or the missus
Found us abed thee twelfth day
of December, cuz yours truly
still felt dehydration, physical
fatigue and soreness,
which possibly linkedin
to using stationary bicycle.
Our bed (mine and...
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Categories:
zapped, angel, december, dream, good night, husband, journey,
Form:
Rhyme
The monumental bane of OCD obsessive compulsive disorder
The monumental bane of OCD - obsessive compulsive disorder
As origin of Homo Sapien species surged ahead,
harboring nascent predominance
asper said primate reproductively bred,
(albeit via incremental fits and starts)
evolutionary forebears didst dread
Tom Tom Club former members
an American...
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Categories:
zapped, adventure, africa, animal, anxiety, atheist, environment, history,
Form:
Rhyme
Unitarian Church returnee
Unitarian Church returnee
After a hiatus of countless years
plus an additional
almost three months
since a major makeover,
(I experienced the magic
wrought courtesy
a bonafide big hearted
beautician at Salon Nova
located in beautiful
downtown Limerick, Pennsylvania
to render my...
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Categories:
zapped, 3rd grade, age, america, atheist, community, education,
Form:
Free verse
Thrilla In Manila - Philippines Coliseum
Well, here we are in the Araneta Coliseum
In Cubao, Quezon City in the Philippines
To witness two modern boxing Gladiators
Their prowess, stature, about to be seen
This will be the third between the WBC, WBA
Stepping into the...
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Categories:
zapped, character, history, men, places, sports, usa, world,
Form:
Rhyme
I lacked emotions where others concerned
Back approximately half my life ago
dissociative disorder
if qualified to self diagnose
mein kampf psychological state...
I lacked emotions where others concerned.
That refrain replayed itself,
when wife picked up
(like a broken record),
where parents left off
before...
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Categories:
zapped, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th grade, absence,
Form:
Free verse
Memories of a Green Beret
Memories of a Green Beret
“Where have all the soldiers gone, Long time passing,
Where have all the soldiers gone, Long long time ago,
Where have all the soldiers gone,
Gone to graveyards, every one.
When will they ever learn?
When...
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Categories:
zapped, history, nostalgia, veterans day, violence,
Form:
I do not know?
Human Sack Gruff Ice Agonizingly Glommed
Human Sack Gruff Ice Agonizingly Glommed...
Murderously Skewered, And Torturously Zapped
Directv linkedin to accentuate
piddly money crisis, tis zen uneasy fate,
I imagine dragons gyrate
ting, and licking chops, faux masticate
ting, no matter I didst pre
...
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Categories:
zapped, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th grade, discrimination,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Excellent marksmen women set his her sites
Excellent marksmen/women set his/her sites...
I can hold out for upcoming mental health therapy until Wednesday at 1:00 p.m.
Yes, and you (like I) will probably presume me deservedly cursed for flagrante delicto years ago.
After I experienced...
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Categories:
zapped, absence, abuse, anger, anxiety, bullying, crush, depression,
Form:
Free verse
After the doomsday clock struck midnight
After the doomsday clock struck midnight...
a blizzard of blinding demoniacal
highly radioactive fueled banshees
(analogous to a bajillion barenaked ladies
raging against the machine)
barreled across the brutalized landscape
affixing fiendish scorched earth signature
whereby survivors felt like foreigners,
or strangers in...
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Categories:
zapped, absence, abuse, africa, america, bereavement, conflict, earth,
Form:
Free verse
The Antics of a Yoyo Thief
The Antics Of A Yoyo Thief
Potential life of as juvenile delinquent
(ala bam mean future streetwise thug)
stopped dead in the tracks – manacles
the above two lines hopefully gives hint
nearly changing changing life of one boy
an undersized...
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Categories:
zapped, 5th grade, 6th grade, adventure, angel, anxiety,
Form:
Rhyme
Courtesy Severely Receding Hair Line
Courtesy severely receding hair line...,
yours truly enveloped within morose mood
I (Samson incarnate)
frankly experience zapped strength,
hence sulk and pine for salad days of youth
when abundant golden locks adorned me noggin.
Now in doddering dotage scant wisps...
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Categories:
zapped, absence, anger, crush, cry, fate, heartbroken, husband,
Form:
Rhyme
Among An Unnamed Female Person Known Within Mine Black Barbed Ken
Among an unnamed female person known within mine black barbed ken
Analogous to black box
holding untold secrets,
(after deadly plane crash
no survivors except
a journeyman foreigner),
I share the following self
introspection with ye dear readers,
which purported hidden truths
might...
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Categories:
zapped, absence, angel, appreciation, beautiful, crush, fate, feelings,
Form:
Free verse
Ruminating Vagaries of Life May 2nd 2021
Ruminating vagaries of life May 2nd, 2021
(conceived while in utero
which loosely summarization in toto
of this ordinary Joe Schmoe,
who did wade nine months for a roe
at mercy of obstetricians status quo,
giving me a jump start to...
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Categories:
zapped, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Free verse
You Never Know Till You Get To Know
One dark night a saucer crashed;
the military quickly cleaned up the trash.
In the distance, what they didn’t see;
a thin, white face between the trees.
Once all was quiet, little Gili-ok crept,
from the woods where he had...
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Categories:
zapped, funny, humor, humorous, imagination,
Form:
Light Verse