Gershon Wolf Poet Rhyme

It's a Piece of ---

It's a wrap.  Ha-ha-ha
  I need a nap.  Ho-ho-ho
Completely zapped.  Tee-hee-hee
  What a pile of --- crepe paper!
            Ha-ha!

I wish you luck.  Ha-ha-ha
  That's it for yucks.  Ho-ho-ho
Now it's time to truck.  Tee-hee-hee
  Hey, man.  What the --- flock!
            Ho-ho! 

From where I sit.  Ha-ha-ha
  You're a real wit.  Ho-ho-ho
Don't ever quit.  Tee-hee-hee
   That's no --- sweat!  

This poem smells.  Ha-ha-ha
  It rings no bells.  Ho-ho-ho
It might as well  Tee-hee-hee
  Just go to hell!  Hardy-har-har
    
    And a nyuk-nyuk-nyk!  


       January 17, 2019
 Entry in the "Would you mind getting your head out 
                    of that filthy gutter contest?"
    Sponsor: Mr. Pooling Yer-leg



         (tee-hee-hee)

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Michelle Faulkner January 18, 2019 at 11:58 PM Does Mr Pooling Yer-leg know Aunt Getta Nuff? Gershon Wolf January 19, 2019 at 7:52 PM Yes, he does! He met her at his college fraternity: 'I Felta Thigh.' LOL. Thanks for the humor, Michelle. I need a little these days, especially with the big snowfall in Chicago today and the frigid temperatures tomorrow... :) gw

Caren Krutsinger January 17, 2019 at 9:48 PM I was fooled several times; good luck in the contest, Gershon. Gershon Wolf January 17, 2019 at 10:31 PM But not at the end, right?! :)

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart January 17, 2019 at 9:36 PM Hee hee hee! ;D You had me! xomo Gershon Wolf January 17, 2019 at 10:31 PM Hope your leg's ok by now! :)