Long Windshield wiper Poems

Those kittens bounded through the flap and started to play
Raisin said the flowers look so pretty today
She went to sniff a daisy but an insect flew out
And so she hollered, “Watch out, Rum, there’s waspies...

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GROGGY BEDHEAD NO COFFEE SHUT THE BLINDS .... PRESIDENTIAL NO GOOD CHOICES TELIVISION SIGNAL GLITCH SMEAR ART CAMPAIGN... LATE NIGHT REHEATED RERUN RETWEEKED RETWEETED MORNING NEWS?....
MORE RAIN TOO HOT BROKEN LEFT WINDSHIELD WIPER.... SAME OLD...

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Several moons ago, I caught someone 
             Dead to rights, without him noticing
          ...

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Hey! What if a computer were a car?
So much more economical, by far!

You see at once advantages galore
With all that high-tech wizardry in store.

A virtual computer set on wheels.....
This surely is the very best of...

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I am a school van bus driver
 And that's why I'm parked against the curb 
Waiting in the street with my flashers on 
Waiting for my student to come out of his dwelling, sigh!
And in...

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At Seder 1 we helped prepare
The soup and matzoh balls served there,
The hard-boiled eggs and chicken dressed
In farfel flakes, which tastes the best.

At tables set to serve sixteen,
With kids and grandfolk on the scene,
We read...

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Anyhow
Was just thinkin’
Which is not recommended
On rainy cold spring days
The pollen count is down
But who cares
Its too cold and wet to go outside
Dammit, the heat just kicked on
The friggin’ gas company
Wants to know why I...

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Diagonal snow
Glides effortless through
the countryside of the
Amputee windshield
For the passenger side
Has always had a reticent view

Steam rises loftily
From a topless treat
Of gas station coffee
That which further
Obfuscates the scene

Mousey and silent
Each flake falls
Like the wings of
An...

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Tring Tring: Is that you?

Yes, my love how do you do?

Hey! I bought a new pair of shoes,
This time my shoe size is two!

Oh dear, you look so cute,
In your little boots!
My cutie son in...

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My heart responds to every silent thing
The evening star, the chill of winter's sting

A world so white serene and still
The pink farewell of sun behind the hill

When day is done and worries creep
And troubles keep...

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Quiet Storm

With whispers of winds you blow, gently across the sky, 
Arrival barely noticed, soft clouds, misty rain inside. 
Your drops tickling the leaves, of the weeping willow trees,
As they bow willingly, to the airs’...

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What takes a company
The size of Ford
To rip of an inventor
Of its own accord

Typical conglomerate
Thinking they own the world
Taken on by an individual
He must be so absurd

In 1978
A Mr Robert William Kearns
Sued Ford Motor Company
For...

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CONCERTED   STRUGGLE

Armed only with a thin baton to juggle
He faces an orchestrated struggle
Looks at the plan on the rostrum
Begins under breath with  patrem-nostrum 
Then  a thousand tadpoles on telephone wires
Hundreds of...

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Poindexter swivels
his index finger swiftly
as if a windshield wiper
“Look there, and there, and there”
Breathtaking, the vista soaring behind my eyelids

Cobwebs, thick like drapes,
wisps of what was then,
anchored to what is now.
Still pretentious —
as if meaning...

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It’s another Monday afternoon
The postal route is done for the day
Did it all without getting rained on
Still haven’t shaved
Wolfed down a partially nuked sausage croissant
The still frozen bit was crunchy cool
Made me feel like a...

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