Everyday American Irritations
GROGGY BEDHEAD NO COFFEE SHUT THE BLINDS .... PRESIDENTIAL NO GOOD CHOICES TELIVISION SIGNAL GLITCH SMEAR ART CAMPAIGN... LATE NIGHT REHEATED RERUN RETWEEKED RETWEETED MORNING NEWS?....
MORE RAIN TOO HOT BROKEN LEFT WINDSHIELD WIPER.... SAME OLD SONGS OLD TIME RADIO LOST EARWORM MEMORIES....CD SCRATCHES SKIPPING POT HOLE SPEED BUMP BUMMERS...HUMIDITY RISING....UNEMPLOYMENT RISING....SEGWAY RIDING TOURIST DISTRICT MARKS....EMPTY HATS EXPLODING WALLETS....LYNX BUS NEAR HIT AND RUNS.....LOW SPEED PASSANGER SIDE IMPACT CON ARTIST...INSURANCE FRAUD!!...
GAS PRICES RISING...BLAIRING HORNS YOU CAN'T TURN LEFT ON RED.....LAST 3 CIGARETTES NO TIME GOING TO BE LATE....
ENGINE WARNING DEATH LIGHTS....BAD TIRE BALDING MORE EVERYDAY.....STATE ROAD REFLECTOR MUSIC....STEERING WHEEL DECOMPOSITION....ROAD KILL..TRASH BAGS...PLASTIC WINN-DIXIE BAGS HOT AIR RISING....NEWS RADIO HOT AIR GAS BAGS EXPLODING....WHO CARES??...DATA USAGE TEXT ALERTS REDUCED SPEED.....JUNK TEXT...SPAM MAIL...ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION...DOESN'T MATTER...SINGAL...TINDER SWIPES....GRINDR BOTS...FARMERS ONLY LIKES?....WASTED TIMES...YOU TUBE PARASITE CELEBRITIES YEARNING TO BE PARASITE CELEBRITIES....
MARKED FACEBOOK POST...TWITTER FOLLOW/UNFOLLOWERS LIARS....PARKING SPACES FULL AGGRAVATION CIRCLE ROUND TO NOWHERE. ...
FAKE INSTAGRAM SMILES.... FOLLOW 4 FOLLOW LIKE 4 LIKE.....MY FILTERED COFFEE CUP IS ART 73 LIKES....ALL LIVES MATTER...SO SPEAKS THE SELF CENTERED MY LIFE MATTERS....WHOS LIFE MATTERS?...NUCLEAR FOOTBALL FOREVER GOD WILLING IN PLAY....TOXIC WASTE FILLING AQUAPHORS....IT'S ALL OK...WHAT ABOUT THE ZIKA PUDDLES??...MORE DEET IN MIAMI....SEND RESERVES NOW!!!....THINK OF THE CHILDREN....CUE DRAMATIC MUSIC....THE REFUGEES ARE COMING....CUE DRAMATIC MUSIC... ZIKA BABIES....MORE DRAMATIC MUSIC....HILLARY S PNEUMONIA WILL SHE COUGH??.....TRUMPS SKITTLES....AMERICAN STRONG DREAMING OF GO FUND ME AMERICAN DREAMS....BROKEN BED SPRINGS...
INSOMNIA....DRUG REHAB 1ST CLASS RESORTS INFOMERCIALS...MELTING POT QUICK COOKERS $19.99 CALL NOW...MIRACLE MELON BEAUTY SERUMS....OXI CLEANED COSS FIT CLEAN...GLITCHED FIT BITS...EXPLODING GALAXY NOTES....REFUNDS....DIAL UP NOSTALGIA.....SET ALARM...SLIPPERY STEPS....BLUETOOTH RENT-A-CAR HACKS.....CD'S AND LASER DISK SHARE THE SAME GRAVE...DECORATED WITH MAXWELL TAPES.....HAPPY BIRTHDAYS LOST.....NO ONE'S A MORNING PERSON....NIGHT OWLS...WHO?...AMERICA'S BEST...SEE THE BIGGER PICTURE.....IMPULSE BUYING AS SEEN ON TV RACKS....DULL STEAK KNIVES.....CLEARANCE...TRUST NOBODY....SAD BUT TRUE....BROKEN SPINES ON THE LADDER TO SUCCESS....BUILT BY THE DISENFRANCHISED WITH SEVERE BACK PAIN....SYRIA CRISIS...NORTH KOREA....PUTIN...TESTOSTERONE CRISIS....REMEMBER THE BREXIT....COMPLAINT LOGS...REFUNDS....CAN'T PLEASE EVERYONE...THE OZONE IS ON THE MEND...MELTING ICE CAPS AID IN GLOBAL COOLING....THE EAST COAST FOREVER CHANGING....GOOGLE EARTH....WHAT ABOUT THE FLY OVER STATES?....AND THE LOST LOVE SONGS OF TOMORROW?....STAY IN YOUR LANE SPEED DIAL 411 PAIN.
Copyright © Charles Pullen | Year Posted 2016
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