Lenny the Leprechaun

Lenny the leprechaun was addicted to **** He watched every day on the internet Then he'd sleep from dusk to dawn Having dreams he couldn't forget . So his magic he is weaving He will make a Colleen of his own In him she'd be believing Then he wouldn't have to sleep alone. Burnt straw would make her raven hair Clover gave her eyes of green A little padding here and there He had soon made a beautiful Colleen. He cast his spell and all was well As she took human form To be sure she'd love him he could tell She even felt so nice and warm . So he gave her his sexiest wink and cast an eye toward the stairs She tried to talk but could only blink For no sound was there there. Aha thought he , Silly me Then he gave her a voice She sounded so sultry and so sexy He felt his heart rejoice. That was until she spoke to her new bloke Telling him to get those ideas out of his head All this stuffing and padding this room is a joke and I bet you haven't even made the bed . Just like a man you've done half a job Now I've got cook and clean Don't you dare whinge and shut your gob There will be no rest for Sweet Colleen . Poor old Lenny the leprechaun Now hides in the garden shed Never more will he watch **** Such thoughts never enter his head.