Long Whacker Poems
Long Whacker Poems. Below are the most popular long Whacker by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Whacker poems by poem length and keyword.
At the Footbridge - Limerick CollaborationAt the footbridge Sue was meeting her beau
(He was married to a woman called Flo)
Sue soon found out his deception
She dismembered his erection
For his love life it was a massive blow
To the hospital fled poor...
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Categories:
whacker, betrayal, body, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Did Jesus ExistDid Jesus Exist?
Some say 2000 years ago,
A man called Jesus walked about;
But I say, not as god or indigo,
But as a medical doctor stout.
Jesus was an Israeli name then,
And there maybe was...
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Categories:
whacker, birth, christian, god, gospel, health, jesus, work,
Form:
Quatrain
Why Do Me Like ThatDon't sit there and grin at me
when I sat there and cried for you.
Why do me like that?
Feel the pain deep in my soul,
don't look past those dull eyes.
Why do me like that?
Taste the tears...
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Categories:
whacker, cry, dark, deep, heartbroken, how i feel,
Form:
Free verse
Walking My Tiger Homewhen just a lad, in skinny pad
the kids all picked on me
so hatched, I did, a brilliant plan
to make those meanies flee;
at home, you’ll know, were two young gals
...
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Categories:
whacker, little sister,
Form:
Rhyme
Table ServiceBefore you start your meal today I can see that you’re confused
Please let me explain to you now how the utensils are to be used.
Start from the left and work your way in
There’s a fork...
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Categories:
whacker, food, funny,
Form:
Light Verse
Mcvite DigestivesFor one hundred and twenty-nine years McVities’ digestives have been eaten.
They are touted as good for digestion, and their chocolate version cannot be beaten.
Tesco, Doves Farm and Mark and Spencer have all jumped into the...
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Categories:
whacker, food,
Form:
Rhyme
I'Ll Never Forget What's Her NameI’ll never forget What’s Her Name
The one with the long black hair that was always dying the tips?
No.
The one with the curly red hair who came on to me at the Christmas party?
WHAT Christmas party?
Never...
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Categories:
whacker, age, memory, nostalgia,
Form:
Free verse
The Missing ToeSomewhere in an overgrown yard
You'll find a lonely toe
Flesh and bone now all alone
Where the weeds will always grow
An accident destined to happen
While barefoot on the lawn
An evil tale with a gasoline smell
And the horror...
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Categories:
whacker, funnyday,
Form:
Rhyme
Looking For AnswersWhat do you do
When your spirit is pacing inside
Your body like a caged animal?
You are uncertain what is preventing you
From making a choice
Any choice
Maybe fear of falling?
Leaving behind the cocoon of friends and...
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Categories:
whacker, confusion,
Form:
Free verse
Animal PerilMe with a dog,owl,and parrot
Met a girl with a llama and horse
Out in the country beside a tree
What to do? Well, we stopped of course
Talking to my small gang of friends
I asked,"What's that look...
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Categories:
whacker, fantasy, humor,
Form:
Quatrain
Dumbstruck-DkI’m dumbstruck by the good luck
Of a woodchuck on a spree
The harmony of living well
And laughing heartily
But still, I often wonder
In a jungle canopy
If nature is the nurture
Of the forest or a tree
When lightning...
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Categories:
whacker, passion, planet, poverty,
Form:
Rhyme
Faerie With a KookaburraWhat kind of faerie has her very own kookaburra?
I do not own him, he is my best friend, the tree faerie said.
But he is always with you, helping you dust the willy whacker leaves.
He does...
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Categories:
whacker, fairy,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Knackered Nonsense(to be read out loud)
I'll eat the nibble naggle nooky nickel
nipple nappy mum mum mum
I'll chew your gooble gobble giggle gaggle
gimpy grampa's gum gum gum.
I'll call the wimpy wappy wiggle waggle
wacky wobble wum wum wum
I'll...
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Categories:
whacker, humor, imagination, nonsense, silly, surreal, symbolism, word
Form:
Rhyme