Animal Peril

Me with a dog,owl,and parrot Met a girl with a llama and horse Out in the country beside a tree What to do? Well, we stopped of course Talking to my small gang of friends I asked,"What's that look like to you?" The dog said, "Bark!" I said, "Not the tree!" "The girl right here that's in our view!" The owl said,"Who?", I said, "The girl!" The parrot said, "Want a cracker?" I said, "I don't know her that well!" The girl said, "I've got mace you whacker!" She said, "Don't you dare come near me!" "You can just talk to my horse instead!" But no one can talk to a horse, of course Unless it's the famous Mr. Ed! The llama spit on me, then I got maced This tale doesn't have a happy end I just asked, "What you think about that?" The dog said, "Ruff!", and I said, "Amen!"