Long Weensy Poems
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Where Art Thou Anonymous Benefactor To Offer Me Succor
Where art thou anonymous benefactor...to offer me succor?
Ah... methinks legal tender
could be a boon to help me bolster
mein kampf with necessary material equipage,
which prospect to acquire essential
commodities sabotaged
at the altar of...
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Categories:
weensy, 8th grade, absence, anger, angst, boy, confusion,
Form:
Free verse
FICTIONAL BIO:
FICTIONAL BIO:
The missus asked me
(hitherto known as her bozo)
just mere moments ago
to craft humorous poem to glow
nsync with the shiny nose of Rudolph
keeping syncopated metrical flow
thus methought to crow
about being equally as foolish
streaking naked outside...
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Categories:
weensy, adventure, allegory, courage, cute, hair, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Friday May 13th 2022
Friday May 13th, 2022
An excerpt taken from a lengthy tome,
written courtesy a favorite poet of mine.
Paraskevidekatriaphobia struck within a blink,
I swear yours truly never took a drink,
nevertheless he witnessed
and falsely accused of being a...
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Categories:
weensy, atheist, dark, destiny, gothic, history, husband, may,
Form:
Free verse
Sexually explicit meme more real day
Sexually explicit meme more real day
originally written May 31st, 202_
humorously, posthumously,
and tempestuously expressing woes
from the top of my talking head
to gnarly nails of
(this little piggy fame) toes
in sore need and want
of...
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Categories:
weensy, 11th grade, adventure, america, celebration, humorous, may,
Form:
Free verse
No matter I got prescribed Glycopyrrolate 2 mg tablets taken four times a day
No matter I got prescribed Glycopyrrolate 2 mg tablets taken four times a day...,
not one drop of sweat
(especially on hot humid and hazy days)
less than a gallon
exudes forth from my pores
but nevertheless
I...
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Categories:
weensy, 12th grade, angst, endurance, fate, humorous, mystery,
Form:
Free verse
I Cannot Single Handedly Rightly So Manage
primary idiopathic palmar/
palmoplantar hyperhidrosis
despite taking Glycopyrrolate
2 MG Tablet three times daily.
Aforementioned physiological malady
the bane worse than death
unwanted and unwonted figurative
(metaphorical) beast of burden
linkedin with matrix constituting mine
corporeal essence genetically
gifted to yours truly,
invariably, objectionably,...
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Categories:
weensy, 11th grade, 12th grade, anger, angst, anxiety,
Form:
Rhyme
I Cannot Single Handedly Rightly So Manage
I cannot single handedly – rightly so - manage...
primary idiopathic palmar/
palmoplantar hyperhidrosis
despite taking Glycopyrrolate
2 MG Tablet three times daily.
Aforementioned physiological malady
unwanted and unwonted figurative
(metaphorical) beast of burden
linkedin with matrix constituting mine
corporeal essence...
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Categories:
weensy, 11th grade, 12th grade, allegory, anxiety, body,
Form:
Free verse
Scotch Tape Sweepstakes
Scotch Tape Sweepstakes
The easy to handle
sticky sided material
made of a variety of materials, including
cellulose acetate, polypropylene,
PVC, and adhesive
(alluded to in the title)
applied in an innovative manner
allowing, enabling, and providing me
the means and ways to affix...
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Categories:
weensy, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 8th
Form:
Free verse
I Cannot Single Handedly Manage
I cannot single handedly manage...
primary idiopathic palmar/
palmoplantar hyperhidrosis
Aforementioned physiological malady
unwanted and unwonted figurative
(metaphorical) beast of burden
linkedin with matrix constituting mine
corporeal essence genetically
gifted to yours truly,
invariably, objectionably, and unquestionably
afflicts, impacts, and upsets
emotional (mental) health
diagnosed with schizoid...
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Categories:
weensy, angst, birth, dad, fate, grief, me, pain,
Form:
Free verse
The Antics of a Yoyo Thief
The Antics Of A Yoyo Thief
Potential life of as juvenile delinquent
(ala bam mean future streetwise thug)
stopped dead in the tracks – manacles
the above two lines hopefully gives hint
nearly changing changing life of one boy
an undersized...
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Categories:
weensy, 5th grade, 6th grade, adventure, angel, anxiety,
Form:
Rhyme
A fanta see overrides reality
A fanta see overrides reality!
Hello?
I like to get positioned for sixty nine.
Are you looking for a scheming,
schlepping, and schvitzing writer?
natural body and laid-back vibe??
I'm all about therapeutic touch via
bolts, nuts, screws
and...
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Categories:
weensy, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure, age, angel,
Form:
Free verse
Dear Eden Eldest Daughter
(Garden yourself and Emmanuel
against risking life and limb,
especially as dark shadows edge -
of night bring dim
mention onset of when shifting shapes swim
all around reducing slice
of daylight slim).
I write thee today
September 13th, 2019...
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Categories:
weensy, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, birthday,
Form:
Free verse
Diana At the Ides of August, Part Two
She's a Messenger, a standard bearer of a Message of Love. She's Love's unforgettable fruition and flower. With Her trusty hounds bounding along beside Her, She suddenly races ahead, crossing the beach, down...
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Categories:
weensy, absence, bereavement, betrayal, courage, encouraging, faith,
Form:
Prose Poetry
The Antics of a Yoyo Thief
Now scores of years
after botched minor theft penchant
courtesy security guard
analogous to inquisitorial trenchant
unforgettable verbal lashing
(suppressing me ululation to vent)
unwittingly arresting snitch behavior
plus potential life of crime.
Not a peep passed thru
pursed lip o'...
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Categories:
weensy, 5th grade, adventure, age, child, courage, education,
Form:
Rhyme
A Fantasy Over Rides Reality
Hello?
I like to get six + 9 ??Are you??????
schlepping writer,?? natural body and laid-back vibe??
I'm all about therapeutic touch via nuts and life of bee dogged trees!
teasing with idealism beef hoar
illusory vision fades away
whatever ur...
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Categories:
weensy, beauty, creation, desire, fantasy, girl, heart, kiss,
Form:
Romanticism
All the Ducks In a Row
the first move made was the worst move
played---making like the sky had parted &
somebody was watching over, somebody
was lighting a candle for the struggle, as if
it was over by a long shot---for getting things
back in...
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Categories:
weensy, life, time, time,
Form:
Free verse
Deification
It is amazing how many super important people there are in my hometown!
At almost any intersection, I will be eclipsed by at least 2-3 individuals who are cooler
Than I could ever aspire to think to...
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Categories:
weensy, adventurepeople, day, me, people,
Form:
Free verse
Palm History Awash With Drips
Courtesy handy dandy
palmar hyperhidrosis
impossible mission to defeat
except poe wet tickly
even courtesy drysol.
(Me slippery fingers slither,
slip and slide splashing ala
Jackson Pollock), sans slap
dash experimental, swiftly
tailored and harried writing
style, yes on par with purging,
spewing, venting...unexpurgated,
unexpressed, unexplained...
words,...
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Categories:
weensy, 11th grade, 12th grade, abuse, anger, anxiety,
Form:
Free verse
Palm History Awash With Drips
(Me slippery fingers slither,
slip and slide splashing ala
Jackson Pollock), sans slap
dash experimental, swiftly
tailored and harried writing
style, yes on par with purging,
spewing, venting...unexpurgated,
unexpressed, unexplained...
words, which this Engelbert
Humperdinck singer/songwriter,
(whose name inexplicably popped
into the mind of this...
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Categories:
weensy, analogy, atheist, boat, creation, funny, gospel, literature,
Form:
Free verse
The Antics of a Would Be Mamas Yoyo Thief
The Antics Of A Would Be Mama's Yoyo Thief
(now a penchant with less Zionist trenchant ululation to vent.)
Not a peep passed thru mine -
aye vaguely attest
what ten? eleven? twelve? age
of following anecdote at best
guest, but...
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Categories:
weensy, 4th grade, 5th grade, adventure, fear, green,
Form:
Metrical Tale
Tomatoes For Hillary
wish i could have been
in Egypt
earlier today, to join in
throwing tomatoes &
chanting “Monica! Monica!
Monica!” with those who
were disgusted by Sec. of
State Clinton’s arrival to
help beef up american
companies in the newly
submissive country,
under the guise...
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Categories:
weensy, life,
Form:
Free verse
Ugh, Why Must the Missus Vacuum At the Crack of Dawn
Ugh, Why Must The Missus Vacuum At The Crack Of Dawn?
(circa: early December 27, 2018 morning)
There appears to be a
virulent (possibly deadly) strain
of housekeeping virus
Hoover ring in the air
asymptomatic tentatively linked to rein
deer droppings (micro-organisms)...
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Categories:
weensy, abuse, anger, animal, dad, grief, hilarious, natural
Form:
Free verse
On Beginning To Compose a New Poem
On beginning to compose a new poem...
Assaying thoughts gambol,
scuffling as in an affray
née crushing, jockeying, stampeding...
demanding equal airplay
gushing as metaphorical think
spigot turned on full force airway
thru totally tubular cerebral
microcosmic aisleway
vesicular conduit fifty
plus shades of gray
exhaling...
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Categories:
weensy, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
The Complaints of Ducks
The Complaints Of Ducks
the city
filled in
the small
pond
in the middle
of my tiny
poem.
all the ducks
came to
my door
and complained
i am
simple
i agree
in the meekest
of language.
that they
have been
unhomed.
it is
my duty
they tell
me as a poet
to open
the ...
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Categories:
weensy, adventure, angel, art,
Form:
Free verse
High Purr Billy Biography Sketch Back
My somewhat outsize ears and longish neck
(I swear exist, which contrary to popular myth
never seen by living persons) support this egg shaped
(fried or scrambled some might argue) head.
A mostly flat and hairless...
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Categories:
weensy, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th grade, 7th
Form:
Dramatic Monologue