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Scotch Tape Sweepstakes The easy to handle sticky sided material made of a variety of materials, including cellulose acetate, polypropylene, PVC, and adhesive (alluded to in the title) applied in an innovative manner allowing, enabling, and providing me the means and ways to affix paper bags artfully, carefully, and gingerly paper folded over school books, which requisite book covers (Trader Joe's bags supremely sturdy) lasted the entire school year, and offered an opportunity to flaunt my creativity without marring the school property subsequently said weathered book covered, id est paper plastered with scotch tape offering a clear smooth sheen, albeit fantastically, easily and courtesy itty bitty teensy weensy serrated edge used to cut off cleanly in a very precise manner over every square inch of dad who bagged agilely Methacton School reading material, which left the book like new (actually removing said cover analogous to solving a Chinese puzzle) subsequently at close of term and eighth year of being educated after getting promoted to the next grade got sold at electronic auction to the highest bidder – powder milk biscuits free), for a decent price, which amazingly enough intact wrapping materials once removed with surgical precision to maintain integrity of specially crafted Matthew Scott Harris quality binding grace the halls of many famous art institutes, (and many walls of nouveau riche and worth - in my unbiased humble estimation) a mint, when sold off eBay giving me near instantaneously fame and fortune to quit the rigors of an honors based academic curriculum, and reap laurels publishing and selling my book with the grateful assistance particularly when - yours truly as one of the topnotch students in Mister Bergey's math class, (slated to graduate June 19__, but on account of stupendous entrepreneurial talent, and nonpareil literary composition in tandem with making heavy duty sturdy book covers, which humdrum assignment delivered overnight fame and fortune, the unheard of acclaim gave me a ticket to ride to the head of the class after phenomenal success affixing said book covers) after beloved popular educationist assigned each kid why he/she needed to cover Algebra book extra credit Brownie/ Cub scout points given for endeavor presented on optional writing endeavor penning a convincing essay about why such action ought to be undertaken, not only the obvious reason to ensure protection against the elements at large that could wreak havoc and render ruinous said book next to useless thus after some brainstorming this then precocious paperback writer wannabe (essentially fool on the hill) You Do The Calculus; A Radical Exponent With Number Of Factors To Cover Textbook dreamt up the aforementioned drab title videre licet crafty appellation all the while enveloping, kneading, and sporting mine smug mug (of yours truly - the author holding pet pug) an absolutely glorious amazing example of his creation recyclable with minor alterations for generations of vipers.

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