Long Way the cookie crumbles Poems

I hope in Heaven, there's no more pee
Because it might frustrate my Eternity

On account of my nephrolithiasis,
I'd rather not have to take a whiz

Plus the process would be shoddy
Until the Resurrection of the Body

Even after...

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I say i love my momma
if i do why do i cause her so much pain and drama
I"ll do anything to make her proud 
but lately i`ve been hanging with the wrong crowd 
I hate...

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Its not guns that kill people its people who kill people,

So put the guns down cause your families really need you,

Your parents and your sibblings you want to leave them alone?

You want your baby brother...

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Monoku is a senryu/haiku with a slight enigmatic  flavour written in its earlier as a one line form
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dear john she replies - dipping her pen into tears
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listen to the pause - silence is golden

A...

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The baker had a busy day,
Making pies, cakes and bread
He was hot and bothered
And was looking forward
To rest his weary head.
He made some gingerbread men
And put them on a tray
He switched on the oven
And cleared...

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dear john she replies - dipping her pen into tears
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listen to the pause - silence is golden

A tribute to Erik Satie
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the school-bus departs - she eats the advent candy
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on garibaldi's retreat - the cookie crumbles
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moss...

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THE POSTERITY OF RUDOLPH

‘Twas the night before Christmas and the reindeers played tricks.
The twinkling eyes of the posterity of Rudolph in a riotous mix.

There was the mooning of Santa Claus, his britches on the North...

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From time to time
I listen to your troubles
It's always the same
Again, the cookie crumbles
Succumb to the daring game
Of life popping its bubbles

How can it be
That I never find you
What is it now
What is it I...

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When the cookie crumbles 
and people begin to pick up the crumbs 
we all know the difference between 
our big toe and little one innocence 

Opening their eyes from blindness
a little piece by piece of...

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When the cookie crumbles
And everything goes wrong
It’s time to make some changes
And sing another song



Just lift yourself backup
And dust yourself down
Watching all those cares
Just falling to the ground



It maybe crunch time
You’ve made a new choice
Now...

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That’s the way the cookie crumbles
Heads or tails, either way we lose
Fears and desires, make us tumble
Thwarted by ego spawned ruse

Born free, we imprison ourself 
That’s the way the cookie crumbles
Thus aphorism ‘know thyself’
Be now...

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Blood sucking leeches
They suck until you're blue
Robbing nectar from your peaches
From the day you say I do

They believe you want to fit in
Boy are they mistaken
You would rather swallow phlegm 
Than eat the family bacon

To...

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Jungles like company,

 both parents want custody, 

 the elderly needs an accompany, 

 I am reluctantly, 

 withering away in the upcountry.

 Snow burns my throat,

 I use up a lot of time on...

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